Cameron Diaz Who Used a Straight Iron? Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Brava As gaygay Wentie would say – Brava Kate Bosworth…Brava. Kate in Hawaii, on the beach with her friends and her boy, showing off a much less emaciated frame – well done. Almost, but not quite, as fit as she was during her prime, in Blue Crush, before Orly came along and By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss How Kate Sells Out Three photos chronicling Kate Moss’s day for Topshop during which over 2,000 queued for hours for the right to own her “designs”. Others scrambled online – ahem. Am now waiting for the Wet Look Halter Dress and the Sequin Shoulder Tee… you likey? Sorry, I digress. Back to Kate. By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John My Kiki: Birthday Best in NYC She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore MidLife Downgrade Bruce Willis and Courtney Love? If true, MAJOR downgrade. For a dude who was married to Demi Moore, who can handily score with models 20 or sometimes 30 years younger, hooking up with Courtney Love has to be a momentary lapse of sanity…and temporary blindness. Apparently they shared a By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Cutest Naomi Watts headed to yoga and at Pene Cruz’s birthday party at the weekend – minimal makeup, growing bump, clearly deliriously happy, and glowing glowing glowing. As Monika pointed out in her email yesterday, if you look closely at her left hand, there’s that engagement ring she’s never By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Of Course Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Lost It Freddie Frinze Jr with wife Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Tribeca Film Fest premiere of Suburban Girl. Hate to be mean but the new millennium has not been kind. Because let’s be honest… his acting ain’t all that. His looks however, well back then, anyway - Freddie was By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Desperate at Coachella source Mischa Barton… sit down. Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic. PS. My Gwyneth wore wellies to Glastonbury… By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Blankie and a Bottle Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in LA with Apple who brought her blankie and a bottle along too. SO cute. Gwyneth has been in town because she is working on Iron Man, the highly anticipated new Marvel superhero movie starring Robert Downey Junior. Here he is attached looking kinda hot. Actually…really By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Cancelled or Summoned or Straying? The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt She’s got a Friend Am all about Angelina Jolie. But being a girl’s girl, one of the knocks on Angelina Jolie, in sharp contrast of course to Jennifer Aniston, is that she doesn’t seem to have many girlfriends. If any. Having said that, Angelina Jolie is ostensibly not that kind of girl. By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Bent Face & Bad Footwear It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill Concrete Tits Unapologetic About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cam & Drew at Coachella Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh… recycles??? And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
