Intro for Apr 30, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney – a comeback concert and a date? More on that later, along with photos of everyone at Coachella, where Scarlett sang and Lilo – who has a recording contract – just partied. And the gulf widens, non? Also rumour has it: someone’s off the wagon? Nah…he’s too By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Dream, Come, True Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Buffy, Not, Pregnant Don’t mean to gloat but this is why I hate Bump Watch. Totally not interested. Click here for a refresher. So six weeks ago, it was practically a forgone conclusion from MANY of you that she was pregnant. At the time, I wrote that her boobs didn’t match By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hugh Grant My, Gwyneth, Dancing Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Kiki, Cleave, Stockholm It’s Christian Lacroix Haute Couture and it is sublime, don’t you think? Kirsten Dunst in Sweden for Spidey, the 2nd leg of the tour for which Tobey Maguire has been absent - likely back home to see his baby - but they are all scheduled to be together By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Ryan, Scarlett, Austin? Have heard from readers in Austin – that Scarlett flew there to join Ryan Reynolds for a few days earlier this week, seen hanging out in his trailer underneath a brown wig. However, has not been in Austin however since Wednesday evening and is apparently performing with The Jesus and Mary By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Plastic, Tan, Wax Two for two. Second appearance in a row where she’s looked fake under too much makeup and silver has factored both times – pants previously and now heavily lidded. Can"t believe Jennifer Lopez is now freakin" me out more than Marc Anthony. I mean ugly is one By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Jake, Pants, Problem At first glance, Jakey G pushing a stroller – major quiveration. And then the pants kick in. The atrocious way he wears his pants, the terrible way they don’t hang off his bubble bum, and how they’re stretched too tightly across the front – quiveration killed. But not enough, I By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hugh Grant No, Beans, Anywhere Where’s the beans??? Hugh Grant yesterday, a day after attacking a pappy with a tupperware inside a ziplock bag full of beans. This if course was the same incident during which Hugh asked the photographer: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire!” Can’t say it By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Becks, Blonde, Sting? Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Karma, Face, Nasty Rose McGowan, Us Weekly party last night – newest Karma Face on the block. And that’s some scary sh-t, is it not? Widely believed that Rose homewrecked director Robert Rodriguez’s marriage and I think we can all agree she’s paying for it now a year later. Only 33 By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pinned, Prom, Dirty Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Britney, Body, Babies Bet your boob job and a side of lipo Leslie Sloane Zelnick is behind this and why not? How better to repair an image than with a tight ass and rapidly toned quads? Look closely gossips… every inch of Britney is getting super tight – have to admit it’s a By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal I Get It…sort of It’s never going to be a full blown quiver but I guess I can see why it might be for you. Adrian Grenier here on the Tribeca Film Festival carpet. Before it was his hair, I think – just wasn’t down with so much ‘fro. And Vince is so By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry & The Orange Speculation still raging in the UK about whether or not Hot Harry will have to fight in Iraq. I prefer to rage about how hot he is on a horse and his rather orange girlfriend Chelsy Davy, here at a football match the other day. Sounds pervy to say this By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Naomi: British for Narcissa? If you’re not a Harry Potter geek, I’m sorry for the references. Less than 3 months away from the premiere of Harry Potter 5 and the release of the final book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…can’t f*cking wait. And now UK gossip are buzzing By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
