Gwyneth Paltrow The Pants Still Suck Proof was on tv the other day. My Gwyneth crying after sex with Jakey G – the most cringe-inducing scene ever. But still… he is so hot in that movie, so f&cking beautiful, it really is a shame about those pants. The pants are a huge problem. Take By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Hollywood Fluid Exchange This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Denzel Washington The Julia Factor Went to a screening last week and saw a preview of Charlie Wilson’s War. Had forgotten what it was like to Julia Roberts on screen. Have never loved her, can’t stand her in fact, but have also never disputed why she is a star. Why she is the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Book Review The Twilight Series There are three releases in this series so far: Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. God help me, apparently there will be a fourth and probably a fifth and now I’m hoping it will be like Outlander, when I stopped caring about Jamie Fraser;s bulging Scottish loins halfway through By Lainey • Oct 12, 2007 03:29 pm
Paul Mccartney The Grand Dame of Golddiggery Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius. So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday By Lainey • Oct 12, 2007 05:19 am
Jessica Simpson Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing? Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Josh Hartnett Random Hot Hookup Josh Hartnett and Rihanna? Us Weekly is reporting that they were making out last night in NYC. So random but I TOTALLY get it. On both sides. Because despite his eyebrow issues, Josh is the hotness. And Rihanna. Well… she’s Rihanna. Look at her. But he’s a belt By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Halle Berry Pregnant & Perfect Halle… Always Halle… Totally gorgessity in NYC and the most delicious booties ever. Halle is currently promoting Things We Lost in the Fire co-starring Benicio del Toro - two Oscar winners delivering two tour de force performances in roles that were originally intended for white actors. During interviews for the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Orlando Bloom A Loopy Three Whiskers So Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night. One person suffered non-life threatening injuries – at press time he is still at hospital waiting for his female friend to be released. BEFORE the accident however, Orly was acting all kindsa bizarre. He was seen leaving Green Door, By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth Surrounded by Hotness Gwyneth showed up last night at the Established & Sons event in London to support Alasdhair Willis, husband of Stella. As you can see, my girl is tight with the McCartneys. As you can also see, she’s clearly not in Spain shooting her reality tv food show. Per my By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Rude! The court heard her request and found a compromise: Britney will be allowed one overnight visit a week with her babies but the supervising monitor will NOT be her mother. She’ll apparently have to get over her “trust issues”. All parties seemed to agree yesterday’s developments were a By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
John Mayer Looking for a Place to Pee You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Taylor Kitsch LaineyBooks: The Twilight Series Please see list below and click if you’ve missed the previous reviews: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling The God of Animals by Aryn Kyle The Overachievers by Alexandra Robbins Life on the Refrigerator Door by Alice Kuipers And also a short list of books mentioned By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law Dandy Gets Off People is reporting exclusively that pretty Jude Law will not be charged for his attack-a-pap incident from last month. Jude as you recall became enraged outside his home in September when he spotted a photographer who claimed Jude barrelled over unwarranted and proceeded to abuse him. Jude told By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 07:54 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Album Cover Heads up – there’s a book review on the way to make up for the chicken fried inundation. I’m sorry… it’s a lot of Britney. But the girl is busy and she’s also releasing a new album. Much to report. Fox News is claiming that this is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 07:42 am
Uma Thurman Matching Eyes Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils. My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 05:46 am
