Haylie Duff Worst Grammy Single: Hilary Duff Source Damn girl. Pull. It. Together. I can’t... I don’t… there are no words. Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Rossum: Jess & John after Grammy Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Grammy Worst Dressed: Mandy Moore Didn’t want to do this. Pained to do it but it has to be said: Mandy dropped the ball. Much as I love her, Mandy disappointed. Badly. And you know what Mandy? We get it. You were depressed. You were cheerful and optimistic and you finally met the Darkness. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Best Dressed: Christina Ricci She came out of nowhere but no one was more beautiful tonight than Christina Ricci. The gown – total gorgessity. And her skin, her hair, she’s getting older, her features are becoming more pronounced, more defined, and it turns out Christina Ricci has the most amazing nose. Believe me, I By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Best Constipation: Beyonce On the carpet and on stage, there was something decidedly clenched about B tonight and getting her ass handed to her by Mary J Blige probably didn’t help. Hee. Still…gotta breathe a sigh of relief – can you believe her two dresses were NOT offensive? Minus the rhinestone monstrosity By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Shakira Ripoll Best Hair: Shakira, Shakira Source I am in love with Shakira. Because watching Shaki makes me happy. Can’t. Get. Enough. She is vibrant and irresistible and totally natural and that song is so infectious and before I knew it, I was dancing by myself, alone in my hotel, a heaping plate of room By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Best FagHag: LeAnne Rhimes Source Girl after my own heart. If there’s a gay within a 10 mile radius, I’m right there beside him for a mani AND a pedi. Have a look at LeAnne and her Main ‘Mo. Question is: do you think she’s figured it out yet, or is By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Nelly Furtado Worst Hair: Nelly Furtado Source Some people can…Nelly Furtado can’t. And a shame really. Because she really is so damned cute. I mean look at that smile! Doesn’t that smile make up for the Katie bangs? And the fact that Dolly Parton decided to puke all over her dress? No? Ok. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Christina Aguilera Best Dress, Worst Orange: Christina Aguilera It’s a fantastic little number… love the blue band across the top and the cinched sash under the breasts, loved the way it fell and the complimentary colour combinations – on its own the dress totally rocked. And her body totally rocked too. But I can’t stomach the skin. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani BAFTA Best: Eva Green Drama vs Caution. I’ll take Drama any day. And any girl who refuses to play it safe without falling off the deep end will win my heart every time. That’s why we all love Gwen Stefani. And that’s why I love Eva Green. Sure…she could have By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John BAFTA Best: Jake Gyllenhaal Be still my quivering loins. And hope to Goddess Sienna doesn’t get her Skank all over him. Because while all the Toothy clues may point to him, I’m telling you, from what I hear from my own slamdunk sources, Jakey G is not gay…though I can certainly By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue BAFTA Pop: Kylie Minogue Source Criticised for being overly informal but how can you not defend Kylie Minogue? Kylie after all is a pop star. Kylie is a gay icon. Kylie is showing off a post-Cancer body. Kylie is single, she is flamboyant, she deserves to be as fabulous as she wants. There is By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon BAFTA Quiveration: James McAvoy Breakthrough year for James. Fantastic supporting player for Forest Whittaker in the Last King of Scotland and coming up – Penelope starring Christina Ricci, produced by Reese Witherspoon. I saw it at the Toronto International Film Festival, MAJOR quiveration…a young fellow new on the scene worthy of Cougar Rape. For By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Grammys Girls ruled the Grammys. Mary, Dixie, and JT trumped by Mayer during the main telecast. He might deny it but you bet your boob job Little Pip is feelin’ the sting, though is it just me or is John Mayer morphing into Jessica Simpson? There was something so eerie about By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Déjà vu: the Aniston breasts exposed Why does this keep happening? Let’s reiterate, yet again, that her tits are terrific. Not big, not small, perfect teardrop shape, great gravity – they’re lovely, along with her hair, they’re her best feature. And perhaps knowing this, they are the features she puts forward most often. Time By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Britney Backstabbed…again She’s indefensible, no argument there. And she makes poor choices. Because she’s dumb. So people take advantage of her. They use her, they exploit her, then they sell her out. Is she accountable? For sure. But don’t you feel a little sorry for her…not even just By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
