BAFTA Best Vegas Underrated: Toni Collette Source Hard to resist, isn’t she? The dress is so Bey0nce but still…sometimes it’s the wearer and not the dress, yes? On Toni Collette, tacky becomes tasteful, cheese becomes charming – an Aussie touch of Vegas…love, love, love. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Best BAFTA Ass: Emily Blunt Source Girl has a KILLER body. Never mind the lame dress and the rather unremarkable hair, Emily Blunt’s body is quickly becoming The Standard. She is not a toothpick and she is also not super curvy. She has breasts, she has a booty, she has toned arms that won’ By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Winslet BAFTA Boring & Frumpy: Pene & Kate Source Penelope – does it feel like you’ve seen it before? Not at all offensive but not terribly exciting either. And I think Ikea makes a set of sheets in this pattern, I’m just sayin’… Kate – it hurts to say it, we all love Kate Winslet but… well… I By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson What Goes Around: a psychoanalysis I love the song but have you seen Pip’s video with Scarlett Johansson yet? Click here for the link and my brief review from Friday - as I mentioned then, the first half is hot, the second half is ass. And it’s apparently also offensive – psychiatrically speaking. Come By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Chinese Chicken & The Keys Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
The Wrong Gender She might be single now – amid rampant speculation about why and who, but we’ve apparently all been sniffing at the wrong source. Wrong as in gender. Stepping out AND reverting and not with a dude? Anything for promotion, right? But behind the market push for ratings lies a Sapphic By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: for all time One of my favourite movies – no surprise here…Shakespeare in Love. One of my favourite lines – Will saying goodbye at the very end: For she will be my heroine for all time. And her name... Viola. Can we say the same about Cate Blanchett? For she will be a style By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Scarjo makes anyone hot You know Pip ain’t my thing. And he’ll never be my thing. But if there’s one occasion where I’m willing to concede he might almost be a man, I’d say it’s the first half of his video for What Goes Around Comes Around with By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Rodeo Glow Last night, Rodeo Walk of Style Awards – girl is on fire! And you know what I love about Jennifer Lopez? One of many things? Actually two of many things? I love that she has small breasts. I love that she doesn’t pour out of a dress. Her ass is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue Mischa Barton: Single Gorgessity Everywhere Drew Barrymore, Sophia Bush, Kylie Minogue, now Mischa Barton – all single, all available, all hotter than hot and better than before. Here’s Mischa at the Rodeo Walk of Style event last night…total gorgessity, non? This dress on Emmy Rossum? Puke. This dress on Mischa Barton? Somehow she manages By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Bond at the Oscars Many of you have him on your Freebie Five - to me he looks better in a tux than he does in a pair of wet shorts. And chances are…he’ll be wearing a tux on Oscar night. Announced yesterday, Daniel Craig joins Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, and Reese By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel Bilson: cute doesn’t sell A little introspective today, all things considered. But I suppose we are all guilty of it, non? Best illustrated by Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson is adorable. She is cute, she is sexy, she is gorgeous, she has terrific personal style – in NYC at Zac Posen, mismatched and funky and fresh By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Intro for Feb 09, 2007 Dear Gossips, On assignment for eTalk all weekend. Have arrived in Ft Lauderdale, Florida after 12 hours, two flights, 3 airports, with only 45 minutes to pack. I forgot my slippers… frick. Will be blogging on the fly today so no complete sentences, check back often for fresh posts. And By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt My Gwynnie rocks to Pipsqueak Not exactly a new connection…Pip and Chris Martin have publicly expressed their mutual admiration and everyone who is anyone attended JT’s NYC concert last night. So here’s my girl looking fresh and lovely on her way to the show. Come to think of it…seems like she’ By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Celine Dion: The Return of Cheese Oh joy! Celine to perform at the Oscars – a new song “I Knew I Always Loved You” during a tribute to Ennio Morricone, delivered with the thickness of dripping cheese only Celine can pull off. Remember Titanic? Remember that honkin’ diamond? And the way she pounded her chest – that patented By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
