Faith Hill For Tori Spelling… Check it out – video of Faith Hill tearing some skank ass front row ho a new asshole on Saturday night after the brazen broad groped Tim McGraw on stage. Apparently Faith charged right over and offered the following piece of advice: "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson All Men ... Flock to Scarjo. Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy? By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: another weekend, another meltdown First the OK photo shoot disaster, now comes word that it was followed by yet another debacle on the set of her video shoot. Britney was wobbly, could not perform her pole dance without stumbling, took off inexplicably for an hour long “massage” leaving a 100 member production team waiting By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Smug Smile Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
In-Law Issues Usher and his baby mother Tameka Foster were supposed to get married on Saturday. He bailed at the last minute and it is still not known the current status of their relationship - whether they plan to reschedule or whether they are through for good. Usher is 28, Tameka 37 with By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Book Review Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Was it an amazing experience? Did I read through the night and again the next day and certain chapters every day since? Was it frightening? And exhilarating? Were there several Joey Tribiani moments when the book was shoved into the freezer to calm the nerves? Yes, yes, yes, yes, and By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 03:31 pm
Jessica Simpson The Pimp turns down Porn??? Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Her Hot Homo Posh went shopping yesterday with David and also with main Mo, also her hairstylist, who featured so prominently in her tv show. He’s a doll, non? Sigh. Breaks my heart I could dirty talk him and he’d rather throw up than c*ck up, you know? Look closely By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lucy Liu No Hello Kitty Here Thank Goddess she’s given up the kung fu chops and focused on acting in other areas. Check it out – Lucy Liu at an ABC fall line up event. Can you believe she’s almost 40? Actually I can. Like I’ve said before…we Asians age in the most By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Spice in Vancouver! Just announced – the Spice Girls will kick off their reunion tour right here in Vancouver! As is customary for kick offs in the city, the bands (loosely used term here) usually arrive in advance for rehearsals and technical adjustments to take advantage of Vancouver’s world class facilities. The Police By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Sienna & Savannah in NYC Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah yesterday in NYC for the launch of their new fashion label Twenty8Twelve, described by many as better in quality and design than that of Kate Moss for TopShop. Am now completely fascinated by the Miller Sisterhood, find Savannah particularly beguiling and Sienna as usual By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hilary Duff Another Hockey Date Puck bunny indeed! For the second evening in a row, Hilary Duff went out with hockey player Mike Comrie – rumour has it they had dinner at Katsuya Thursday, just a night after being photographed together leaving Giorgio’s (attached). Interestingly enough, after my post yesterday about Hilary and her new By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hands on Mom Gwen Stefani and Gavin and cute little Kingston in New Zealand the other day for her tour. She was just in Australia earlier this week – heard an endearing story about that visit in the local papers. Gwen and Gavin checked into their hotel, something was wrong with their room. So By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie won’t fight? If true…am all over it. If true, at least she’s not like the other twats. I have a thing for Nicole Richie. And this would certainly add to it. So instead of complaining and fighting and resisting and denying like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie will By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Four Days Nicole Richie has been sentenced to 4 days behind bars. She must serve her sentence before September 28th which means, contrary to initial speculation, she will do her time while pregnant. As reported earlier, Nicole decided on a plea, apparently unwilling to drag out a court case in her delicate By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: drama in Vegas, drama all around She took her kids to Vegas with her brother and apparently violated the terms of her custody agreement and now that loser she married is licking his lips over the opportunity, eager now to demand full custody and the bank account that goes with it. Word is, as her behaviour By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
