Mischa & Cisco: he says, she refutes Her rep is now telling Us Weekly it"s over. Because she"s moving to New York and the distance would be too hard. Translation: the low hanging balls became too much to bear...thank Goddess. Mischa on the single scene - I like it, though she does By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Loving Ryan Gosling Last year it was Joaquin Phoenix – the arty artist refusing to campaign on the grounds of artistic integrity, bitterly disillusioned by the Hollywood marketing machine, surly at times during interviews when pressed by the studio though, to be fair, still gracious and humbled by his nomination. This year it’s By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Paris Hilton: A Correction In yesterday’s article about Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton, I wrote the following about Hollywood Ebola: Paris meanwhile is still keeping a low profile, trying to ride out the storm before raging back stronger than ever…which is why Hollywood Ebola is so deadly. It retreats into the rain By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Ellen in Heels Ellen in W Magazine is trippin’ me out. Don’t get me wrong…it’s a lovely, lovely shoot. And she looks lovely, lovely in it. I’m happy they didn’t make her wear a dress, she says she’s not comfortable in dresses, but she does look pretty By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Halle Berry Halle…Finally? One of my favourites and almost perfect. Almost. Because for all the self discovery and the success and of course the outside package, Halle Berry has/had one huge flaw: she sucks at picking good men. And don’t we all know a girl like that? Wesley Snipes is rumoured By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Three Spices out for Dinner In London last night – of course my girl Posh had to outshine the other two. Note the elegant but understated Geri and Emma while Victoria shows up in leather and spots and red lipstick just in case no one noticed. Love.Her. As you can imagine, all this has prompted By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Hugh Grant The Daily Kate Beckinsale: Drew Barrymore You know I adore Drew. And Drew does look divine. She looks fantastic. Beautiful skin, beautifully accessorized, beautiful all over. But here’s the thing – I rag on that boring twit Kate Beckinsale all the time for making it the Academy Awards every time there’s a party…and same By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Gives Gifts? Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Cisco says no split Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on ParisExposed.com, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson The Daily Gorgessity…and Claire Danes Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Williams: Front Row Bitch…again Damn…here’s a shocker. Michelle Williams – another Fashion Week sighting, another super cute outfit, but never forget…bitch doesn’t care about fame, or popularity, and she especially doesn’t want you looking at her ring. Which is why she’s taking pains to hide her hand or obscure By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Faith Hill Why I Love Lauren She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Eric Dane Claire Danes: a Karma Face Question Fashion Week – she made it to one of the shows. Is her Karma Face receding? Has the Goddess forgiven the homewreckage? Or is that a lifetime thing – the modern version of the scarlett letter branded all over her face? I can’t decide – from certain angles there’s a lot By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston A Deviated Septum requires shaving? I said the other day that I couldn’t tell a difference…my bad. Apparently I hadn’t looked closely enough, and there are people who have spent a lot of time analysing both iterations – the nose before and the nose after: was it just a deviated septum? Not a By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
