Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: Granny Goes for Walk Ironic, non? All that Freeze and she still ends up looking old. Perhaps older than she would have done if she had left that sh-t alone. But here’s Nic with her trainer keeping it slim and trim – she has a great ass doesn’t she? – if far from fresh By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Heath Ledger Michelle Williams: Front Row Bitch Remember – she hates her fans, she hates her fan sites, she had her lawyers shut down her fansites – even the ones that ONLY published promo shots of her on red carpets and award shows, not candids, not Mathilda, just occasions where she’s doing her professional duty. Curiously enough, she By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Steven Tyler The Daily Girlcrush: Liv Tyler Because she’s completely irresistible…and one of the most beautiful faces on the planet with a reportedly equally beautiful soul. Because she’s not a famewhore, because she messed up in private and she cleaned up in private and she rose up the better for it. Because she eats. By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Harry Potter Book Seven: Counting Down ... Only Jo can do this. In a message to Potter fans on her site, JK Rowling offers a glimpse into her emotional state of mind, now that she has finished the finale, now that Harry’s journey is complete. In typical Rowling fashion though, she teases and tantalizes almost to By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Bitchslap: Emmy Rossum As is often the case, sugar sweet conceals a raging cow. And if you’ve been reading my column for long enough, you are no doubt quite familiar with Emmy’s nasty reputation – behind those doe-eyes lies a first class c-bomb and if a bitch can set herself apart during By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron: karmic swag? Sundance or Swagdance? It sounds facetious but really…it’s not. In the spirit of the independent movie, swag has become the supporting cast at what was supposed to be a celebration of artistry and cinematic experimentation beyond the Hollywood gloss – an opportunistic dance between the vendors and the superstars: By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes The Beckhams’ MiniBreak Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Joaquin off the market? Second sighting with the same woman…last time they were cleaning his car – I remember distinctly because of her nose. She has a very distinctive Euro nose. Some might say it’s big, I think it’s lovely – a nose with a history. The kind of nose that gets painted By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Intro for Feb 06, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today (February 6, 2007) is your last chance to enter The Departed Giveaway - good luck! As for Tom and Katie grooving on the dance floor – please please please tell me you’ve seen the video? More on that later. Live blogging all day, check back often for By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Joel Madden does a body good? Nicole Richie new and improved. Still very slender but I can see an itty bitty love handle and even a little rump. Even more impressive – at first glance from behind, it’s not immediately apparent that it’s her. My first guess in fact was Denise Richards – first class cbomb By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Loving Sandra Bullock Because she has never wilted away, starving herself to make you notice. Because she never overreaches. Because she has never pimped a relationship for fame. Because she IS America’s Sweetheart without a steady diet of cocaine and cigarettes. Because she isn’t the most stylish (God no) but doesn’ By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: The Low Classy Finishing Touch In NYC on Friday at the Baby Phat show, total suckage from head to toe – dress too tight, skin sagging, cheap ass weave, low classy complete and capped off with the ultimate low classy feature: the Turned-Out Feet. Said it before and I’ll say it again, maybe it’s By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake Purple beats Pipsqueak Did Prince kill it during the halftime show or what? Bitch might have been wearing a tea towel on his head in a blinding shade of teal but seriously…for all the money and the marketing and the packaging and the selling of new artists this generation, it still doesn’ By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid: Falling Ghetto in Miami She actually doesn’t look that bad – ghetto concealed remarkable well at the MarketAmerica.com party on Saturday night. But the fall, the falling, the always falling brings it all back. One time total accident. Two times forgivable. Three times suspicious. Countless times? Over and over and over again? Ghetto By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Conquered by the Vampire Hated at the beginning. When they first hooked up, Jennifer and Marc, as his festering rot somehow claimed her booty, like many of you there were sad, sick days. But somehow, some way, sounds cheese but now I believe. I believe that he adores her, I believe that she adores By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
