Ashlee Simpson Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Old Lady Katie: Day 3 in Paris Arriving at the Georgio Armani show last night and let me remind you: this girl is only 28. But for some reason, Katie Holmes can’t help raiding Nancy Reagan’s closet… WTF??? Interesting what she has on underneath though – looks to be a pair of Spanx, made famous by By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Adrian Grenier Kiki & The Clones Well… you can’t say she doesn’t have a type: Andy Samberg, Adam Brody, now Fabrizio Moretti – fresh off his split from Drew Barrymore – and Adrian Grenier too, side by side in a line up turned around… you really can’t tell them apart. But the way Us Weekly By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckham Breast Sling Debuts in Paris This is what happens when your tits outweigh your body. Check it out – Victoria in Paris for the Gaultier show, six months ago she had to go as Katie’s plus one, but now that the $250 million has been made public, every designer is fighting for the right to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis? Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Intro for Jan 24, 2007 Dear Gossips, Finally Wednesday. My favourite day. Wednesday = Friday Night Lights = Heaven. As for those of you who still aren’t watching because you don’t dig football - it’s not about football. It’s about relationships, it’s about high school teenagers, and it’s about Hotness. Please By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady Leo: My #1 on the market? The UK Mirror is reporting that Leo’s modelising itch may need to be scratched after being caught at a club in London arguing on the phone, at one point screaming: "I"ve had enough of this." Naturally, all gossips are pointing to Bar Rafaeli but I By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Sienna Miller: Attention-whore at Burger King Saw her almost every day at Sundance…weird. So anyway, we’re leaving, we go through security at Salt Lake Airport, we decide to skip the classy sit-down restaurant and giv’er on some grease at the food court – perfect, there’s a Burger King. Am with my producer Laura By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis vs the Generic Blondes Call me Cruise, I know you won’t agree…but something about the fact that she never fixed her teeth – it totally turns me on. Vanessa Paradis, longtime love of Johnny Depp, at the Chanel show earlier today, sometimes open-mouthed, sometimes closed-mouthed, and really quite beautiful in her own indescribable By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Karl: Concrete Tits & The Bitchbeating Fan Ok…how can you not LOVE this? I. Worship. Posh in plastic glory and a killer pants suit with Le Karl himself at Paris Fashion Week trying to out-stoneface each other in a posing frenzy - now THAT’s what I call tacky-ass heaven. Not surprisingly, Victoria is in town By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Courteney: Payback is a Lesbian Literally. Eager to help out her BFF, in appreciation for the hours and hours and hours of weeping poor Courteney had to endure as her fragile friend tried to pull herself together after the divorce, Jennifer Aniston has not only agreed to guest star in Dirt, she apparently is also By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Mandy Moore: Non-Pregnancy Glow at Sundance Ran in to Mandy Moore at the Delta Lodge while waiting for Keri Russell – man does she have great skin, and I mean really, really great skin. Didn’t see DJ AM, thank Goddess, she wearing a cream coat with toggles but aside from the complexion, the most remarkable fact By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Keri Russell Keri Russell: Pregnancy Glow at Sundance Again, was never a huge fan of Felicity, therefore rather indifferent, but having met her yesterday, I now understand why her supporters are so loyal. Keri is a doll. First the girly details – the big plus is that she doesn’t, like so many of her peers, lie about her By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Jess & John take the tits to South Beach Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Oscar: the nominations announced Babel, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, The Queen and Clint but no Dreamgirls…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? I love. I love a LOT. And I LOVE Ryan Gosling’s recognition too. Slim chance against Forest Whitaker but still, it’s nice to know that sometimes, By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Classic Quiveration at Sundance: Kevin Bacon Source In town to launch his new project Six Degrees, a social networking site encouraging philanthropy. Not your generic Hollywood hunky leading man…Kevin never was. But there has always been something about Kevin, non? I’m telling you, after all these years, the man is campy walking sex – coming By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
