Britney Spears Intro for Feb 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Many many thanks for all of your New Year wishes and for the countless messages re: The Shave. If on the off chance you have no idea what I’m talking about, scroll down and read the entry from Saturday – a rare weekend post courtesy the troubled Britney By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19) As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed! F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Even Better Than Meredith If you haven’t seen last night’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy yet…STOP READING NOW, SKIP TO THE NEXT. Consider yourself warned, I’ll give you a few lines… ... … … Remember what I wrote yesterday? Too bad they can’t kill of Meredith? Well…there is hope and Shonda By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Hugh Grant Hugh Grant: forever single Never mind George Clooney – George at least has been married once. Rather, it is Hugh Grant who will never be tamed. Yet another relationship over, this time with Jemima Khan née Goldsmith, the billionaire heiress, to whom he’s been attached for 3 years. The split has been characterized as By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Keri Russell Russell Crowe: Leaf Nation Everywhere Russell is a grumpy f&ck, no news there. But there are 2 things I love about Russell Crowe, three if you count his impressive acting chops. 1. I hear he likes the number 3. His wife too. and 2. He always wears his Maple Leaf cap. The Toronto By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Britney: Help and Hope…finally??? Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’ By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jake G: the Pants Issue Not to long ago, I posted this article about Brad Pitt’s pants, specifically the way he wears his pants, the way a man can wear a pair of pants and be even sexier than he’d be if he took them off. Brad Pitt has a body made for By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cam Campaigns for Climate Care Don’t mean to preach but we are collectively killing our planet. However, it’s not too late to turn it around. And Cameron Diaz and other celebrities are joining Al Gore to Save Our Selves (SOS) – The Campaign for a Climate in Crisis for a 24 hour concert on By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth: Diamond Philanthropy Thursday night in NYC, my Gwynnie hosted an auction to benefit the American Cancer Society and she looked ravishing. Red lips, red laces, super short skirt, long toned leg, stuck up per usual – love, love, love. And yes… OF COURSE she talked about being a mother and about going back By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Britney: on JJ and JT First clear shot of Jayden James – not seen since birth amid speculation that Britney was hiding him for a variety of reasons, one tabloid going so far as to suggest in a blind item that it was because he was born with a noticeable physical abnormalities caused by pregnant drug-using. By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Carmen Electra Paris Pelted in Vienna She’s been invited to attend the city’s annual Opera Ball. Every year, some rich ass dude invites a celebrity to be his date – past dates have included Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra so clearly you can see where his taste runs foul. Shame really. Because Vienna is one By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Underwhelmed: Jennifer Lopez At the premiere of Bordertown co-starring Antonia Banderas. Love the dress, hate the hair, and her make up sucks ass. So assy in fact that in some shots it looks like she has a baby fuzz ‘stache. Why sell Glow if you just don’t glow? Not. Cute. The coat By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Ellen Degeneres The Daily Bitch...Please: Ryan Phillippe Cheaters gotta work too, right? And this is what happens when cheaters need to sell movies. Currently on promo for his latest called Breach – filmed in Toronto by the way, where he is rumoured to have had several affairs including a one night stand with a hostess at Lobby and By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Michelle Williams Goes Short Everyone going short? Selma Blair, Renee Zellweger, now Michelle Williams. Personally, I think every woman has to try it at least once in a lifetime. I stupidly did it at the worst time = when all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out, ended up looking terminally ill after losing 10 By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Nelly: Stockings at the Brits? Is she wearing stockings? Shimmer stockings? Source If so…I object. Shimmer stockings are for the prom. Shimmer stockings are for old socialites living in another era. Shimmer stockings on an adorable pop star? Wrong. By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am