Best Attending: Kate Walsh Having met her in person – twice! – I can tell you with certainty that Kate Walsh is a doll. And the photos never do her justice. Interviewed her at a junket in October, you can’t even imagine how sweet she is. Then again at Sundance, curiously arriving at the MySpace/ By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Teri Hatcher Most Improved: Patricia Arquette Do I need to remind you of the eyesores she’s worn before? Here…let me remind you. But still…in the past… I have refused to cut Patricia Arquette. Because in spite of the example set by other prime time players on television, Patricia has avoided the Teri Hatcher By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. I mean screwing By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Worst Feng Shui: Diane Kruger The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady Gisele & Tom: the first photo Source Sorry girls…I know this must sting. And sorry to Leo too…because if I were Gisele Bundchen, even as a bitter Dolphins fans, not even I would take a pass on the loin-quiverating hotness that is Tom Brady to go back to Leo’s modelising indecision. Still, in By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Owen Wilson Best Speech: Chandra Wilson Source Who doesn’t worship Dr Bailey? And who can deny Chandra Wilson? The way she was all business getting up on that stage, didn’t bother stopping for hugs and kisses – girl just wanted to rush up there and grab her prize – such cuteness! And such spunk! Thanking her By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
The SAG Awards Wrap Up Perhaps regarded as the most prestigious awards - being honoured by their peers - but the SAGs no matter how you cut it, absolutely do not have the glam, glitz, or papow factor as some of the others – which is why they are telecast on TBS and arbitrarily skipped on By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Tommy Lee ZZ finds her Chairman? Most of you know Zhang Ziyi from Memoirs of a Geisha: Sayuri competes with Hatsumomo under the wise tutelage of Mameha and wins the heart of the Chairman. Check out ZZ with her new man at a basketball game the other day – very little, if any, makeup and absolutely beautiful. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Call From David Beckham He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Blades of Glory I’ll admit it…I am a SHAMELESS fan of figure skating – have been for years and I still can’t get past Lipinski beating out Michelle Kwan for gold in Nagano. I don’t dispute it but I do mourn it. But seriously – for any smut addict, figure skating By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Family Madge for the Cameras Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer’s Look of Shame In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Rachel McAdams: Pink in Paris Also at the Armani show rockin’ a darker, different look. Pink hair swept up, smoky eyes, paler than usual…is your smutty sense tingling? Mine is – stay tuned, will update you as soon as I can. As for what she’s doing in Paris, rabid McGoslings are no doubt already By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Classic Quiveration: Brad Pitt It has been a while…and the rubber face at the Globes didn’t help either. But here’s a candid we can all quiver over – Brad in NOLA picking up Maddox from school, Angie playing perfect mommy as well. As you know, the First Family has now settled in By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw? Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
