Sacha Baron Cohen Double Bump! Isla Fisher and Naomi Watts both pregnant, hanging together yesterday in California and giggling together too - adorable, non? And a great story about Sacha Baron Cohen the other day. A house party in LA, door opens, in walks Sacha. He grabs a beer, does a lap around the place, didn’ By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Maggie Over Moss Two young mothers – one in love with a crackhead, the other a quirky indie movie veteran with a hippy attitude and refreshingly original fashion sense. Agent Provocateur has selected Maggie Gyllenhaal as their new face and body to replace the coke-beaten Kate Moss. Love. It. An unusual choice, to By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Working Now... Have been blogging all day but for some reason, the site wasn"t posting articles properly. Should be ok now? Just a quick note: those using IE6 are probably not seeing the site as it should be seen - white space everywhere, text pushed down way below the ads. Trying By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Site Problems They’re calling it a “caching” issue…whatever it is, it means I’ve been posting consistently but it’s not showing up on the site. The problem has occurred every day, is fixed every day, and then reappears the following morning, which is why it’s so late in By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo arrested, out of a job As I reported exclusively several weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan’s motivation to enter and extend her Promises treatment was allegedly primarily professional. The studio behind her next film supposedly could not get insured unless Lindsay submitted to rehab and made a big public stink of committing to getting clean. Unfortunately By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Shelf Ass wants an Oscar Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Intro for Jul 20, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today. Tonight. An all-nighter tonight with Harry in my bed. And perfect timing too. My husband leaves for a Vegas stag weekend tomorrow. So I can read and re-read in peace…and shop too. Stag weekends are the best. Stag weekends mean a new Tod’s By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
The Wrong Vice and the New Vice He is super talented. Undeniably so. But like many of the most brilliant, he is also very troubled, though it was thought that he had been able to gain control of his demons with professional assistance. Thing is, he went in last time for booze…at least that’s what By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Weak The Emmy nominations. Despite the fact that is has been widely hailed as one of the most impressive shows to come around in a long, long time, the geriatric f&cks at the Academy couldn’t bother to update their nomination ballots for Friday Night Lights. Grey’s Seasons By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Entrepreneurial Pip in NYC Justin Timberlake yesterday in NYC for the opening of his restaurant Southern Hospitality. As you can see, Pipsqueak is grumpy per usual until it counts – on the carpet, while he’s selling, Pip brings his game. And his family too. Mom and grandpa showed up with other family members to By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Sag & Success Oh the British press…they love to hate her. And today she gave them a golden nugget. Photos of Victoria in LA yesterday – slim but still saggy with some cellie too! All that not eating and smoking and the end result is just like us, only I had agnellotti last By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
The Site Brief A few notes before you start drafting your complaint: Logging in: A few features are subscription-driven. Like the personalised Freebie Five. Per our Privacy Policy, we will NOT sell, trade, and/or distribute your information. The Freebie Five: Right now, it is database driven and slowly being compiled from By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Exhibitionist at the Beach Britney at the beach – after a business meeting during which she appeared to be signing contracts, the chicken fried twat decided she was hot and pulled over, stripped down to her skivvies, and jumped in the water, accompanied of course by the small army of photographers assigned to her beat. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Adrian Grenier Grenier gets a girlfriend Her name is Melissa Keller. She is, surprise!, a model-turned-actress who has appeared in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Apparently they’ve known each other a while, have been dating on and off, and have recently taken their relationship in a more serious direction. Here they are at New Year’ By Lainey • Jul 19, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The New John Mayer Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. But now it’ By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Her One Move Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
