Anne Heche Text Harassment? Happily married comes in all shapes and sizes. By conventional definition, both spouses are faithful, both spouses expect fidelity, and when all goes to plan, both spouses adhere to the gameplan…happily ever after. There are however some couples who can make it work by a different playbook – typically called By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Worst Hair: Katherine Heigl Source I’m sorry. I love her but I’m done with the Prom Princess. I’m done. Mercifully she decided not to borrow from the Royal Wardrobe this night. And if not for those girlish baby waves, that dress would have made any Best List. But the hair…one By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Ryan Gosling Best Couple, Best Dressed: Rachel & Rachel It was a sleepless night for the rabid McGoslings – with their favourite couple beautifully parading up and down the SAG carpet and plenty of PDA to conjure up those Notebook moments, baby-naming frenzy must be hitting a fever pitch. But in all fairness, you don’t have to be a By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Teri Hatcher Worst Dressed: Teri Hatcher Not that this needs an explanation but whatever. Why pass up an opportunity to slag a bitch? First the bust. She couldn’t fill the bust. So whenever she walked, the top part of her dress would move around, not having any flesh to hold it in place – particularly noticeable By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Faith Hill The Daily Wishful Thinking: Marky Mark & Scarjo Having a private lunch in Beverly Hills, most likely talking business, perhaps another guest spot on Entourage? Perhaps collaborating together for an upcoming feature? Whatever it is, if it ever happened – OFF screen of course – I for one would be all over it, definitely a formula for super hot sex… By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Best Gay: TR Knight Never mind Patrick Dempsey. Never mind “The McDreamy Hair”. The McDreamy and the McDreamy Hair don’t hold a feather boa to TR Knight. Like, is he The Hotness or what??? Rockin’ his very own version of the do’, looking impeccable in black on black… my gays have been goin’ By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Best Revenge: Reese Witherspoon Not a huge departure from the Globes – same cut, same length, different colour, I agree the gray is rather drab and but remember, she’s not the main event this year, and she’s definitely not a mother matron campaigning for an Oscar, nor is she a wife fraudulently perpetuating By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Best Colour: America Ferrara Best green on a carpet since Julianne Moore in 2003. And another delicious example of killin’ it without starvin’ it. Love, love, love. Source By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Best Gold: Cate Blanchett Is it her best ever? No. Could anyone else make this look so cool? No again. But when she walked, this dress absolutely popped. And unless you watched the pre-show, you really can’t appreciate how amazingly Cate can work it, to say nothing of her skin – glowing is an By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Most Disappointing: Kyra Sedgwick Peach. It’s Peach and it’s Sparkly. And her hair belongs on a bridemaid and her white shoes have LITTLE BOWS ON THEM!!! Not the Kyra I know and love. Far from the Kyra I know and love. Source By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices. But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Heath Ledger Best Has-Been Footwear: Heather Graham Yes. They are TOTALLY trashy low classy. But deliciously so…don’t you think? And who better to wear trashy low classy than Heather Graham? After all, will Heather Graham ever be anything but Roller Girl? Or "hooker with a heart of gold" who dies in 3rd scene? By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum Worst Bride: Sandra Oh Source Hated it. Especially that sinister black dot in the middle, I could almost see it spreading some foul disease and eating her alive. And don’t get me wrong – I LOVE Sandra Oh. Grey’s Anatomy wouldn’t exist without Sandra Oh. But Sandra Oh’s strapless wedding gown By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
