Demi Moore The Daily Girlcrush: Michelle Pfeiffer There"s a movie I love called Married to the Mob - totally lite Sunday afternoon enjoyment but some of the performances are absolute gold. Like Mercedes Ruehl as the pyschotic possessive mafia wife, kills me every time I watch. So anyway, for many reasons, including Dangerous Liaisons and By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Anne Hathaway Happy is Overrated Seems like every young starlet these days is wearing the Dark Side like a new accessory. Anne Hathaway is the latest - says she"s been depressed, had to explore the Darkness, it made her more complete. Mandy Moore said the same thing a few weeks ago. The Darkness By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Britney! Rehab! Again! Rumour has it, she"s in rehab in LA. An "in patient facility", pressed to go presumably after family members forced her inside. Story breaking, stay tuned... By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady He said, She Said...and She Eats? Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan - his friends say she blindsided him with the announcement that she was carrying his child and may have deliberately gotten pregnant to hold him. Her friends say he has no grounds for sympathy since he"s the one knocking her up and hooking By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Lynne’s Tough Love? New reports about last week. Apparently Lynne found Britney passed out in the middle of the day Wednesday, completely off her sh-t, prompting her to make a drastic move, threatening to take away the babies unless Britney checked into rehab. So off she went to Antigua for a day but By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Kristin Cavallari The Daily Undecided: Brody Jenner Maybe I’m just tired… I don’t have an opinion. Weird. A little background first since, let’s be honest, he’s not exactly Grade A status. Brody Jenner, famous stepfather, parents, whatever…not important. The point is, he’s rich, he’s spoiled, grew up in Cali, had By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Britney: Home to her kids??? New details emerging about Britney’s frantic flight from Miami to LA just before she lost her sh-t and shaved her head. Turns out she flew commercial, the flight was full, no first class available. The gate had closed and she was informed that she could not get on the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jay Z Paris: wonky eye, smear nose, and chest stains Bitch has never looked better. Here’s Paris at her birthday party on Saturday, wonky eye perhaps blinding her to the unblended foundation left across her nose, and a few curious marks splashed across her chest. Is Paris cupping? You may recall, my Gwyneth caused a minor stir a few By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Cam: Post-Pip Perfect Play Aside from that minor blip after the Globes – losing her sh-t over Jessica Biel – the way Cam has handled her Pipsqueak heartbreak has been a pleasure to watch…though she scares me with that smile. But I digress. Two weeks in Hawaii with a surfer hunk, then NYC with her By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa & Nicole back together! There is a virus coming between Nicole Richie and me. Its name is Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola. But now that Nicole is hanging out with Mischa Barton again, Mischa who is Paris’s sworn enemy, could this mean that Nicole and Paris have “broken up”…yet again? Let’s hope. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in LA: the open toe boots All over the outfit. Covet the outfit. And what of the boots? On me? Absolutely not. On me it’s massage parlour employee, tacky ass gel nails and some whitey loser with an Asian fetish pulling over and offering $500 for the mythical Chinese blow. On Victoria Beckham? Love it. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Hudson Kate & Owen: aflame Down Under Owen Wilson reportedly lost his sh-t when pappies caught him with Kate Hudson the other day, holding hands on his way into a theatre. Onlookers say he roughed up one of the photographers before quickly heading upstairs to join the private party. The two spent Valentine’s Day in Australia By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Patrick Dempsey When Charlize Smiles with Teeth I always call her constipated…because she’s just not a good pouter, you know? When she purses her lips, when she smiles without teeth, she looks plugged, kinda like Patrick Dempsey’s wife…but taller and better looking. With teeth however…there is no equal. See for yourself. Charlize By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady Brady, Bridget, Bundchen…and Baby Awkward. Bridget Moynihan and Tom Brady broke up just before the holidays. She’s now 3 months pregnant. Which pretty much means she was fertilized during Goodbye Sex? Now of course he’s with Gisele. Reportedly hooked up around Christmas. Getting closer and closer by the day and currently enjoying By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Gorgessity: The Family Pitt So not fair. But such a welcome change from drugs and bare heads and hoo hoos – Brad and Angelina out and about in New Orleans with Zahara and Shiloh, an idyllic normal family portrait, ignoring the overwhelming hotness of both parents, of course. Again…so not fair. And SO fun By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Doppelganger: Jen & Sheryl Shannon F wrote to me last week with an interesting theory: Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow lesbians? I told her she was out of her tree, but still…wouldn’t that be fun? And hot? Especially since they’re curiously starting to resemble each other? Celebrating Jen’s birthday the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
