Tara Reid Tara Reid: Suitor Identified & Destiny Fulfilled? Remember what I wrote yesterday? About Tara Reid’s best hope in life? Click here for a refresher - it looks like Tara’s destiny is on the horizon. If you recall, last month, some Australian shmuck paid something like $100,000 to fly Tara and her ghetto tits Down By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady The Daily Quiveration: Tom Brady Leaving Gisele’s apartment. Sigh. Life really, really, really isn’t fair. But remember my Celebrity Baby Theory, the Goddess’s way of balancing things out: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce: cheap ass bitter bitch? Hmmm…hardly surprising. Poor thing probably still has plug up her ass about Jennifer Hudson stealing her thunder…and now she appears to be taking it out on the working class. TMZ is reporting that B is getting ready for a new video, working on choreography, hiring dancers. However, her By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Desperately Saving Factory Girl A movie with huge expectations, beset by production delays and drama on the set, release date pushed back into obscurity, despite heavy campaigning by its producer, and now blasted by critics – no wonder Harvey Weinstein had to do SOMETHING. The problem is, allegedly leaking this kind of story via the By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Courteney Cox Pity the Nose She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake Happy Birthday Pipsqueak! Justin Timberlake turned 26 today. Maybe his balls have finally dropped? By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Girlcrushing on Natalie Portman I can’t say enough about Natalie Portman. At the premiere of Goya’s Ghosts. Simply put, she is perfection. Gorgessity. Every superlative applicable is applicable. And did you know that Natalie sits on the Harvard Committee for the Hasty Pudding Awards? Female recipient this year is none other than By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid: Redefining 31 Born November 1975. And remember…she’s HAD surgery. She’s BEEN to the surgeon’s. She’s had work done and she’s had work to correct the original work being done. And still Tara Reid looks like this. At 31!!! No exaggeration, my mother doesn’t even look By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Kate’s True Love How in love do you have to be? Big scoop by the London Sun today – a video of Pete Doherty taken shortly after celebrating their Buddhist wedding in Thailand, he apparently left Kate at the resort, hooked up with three complete strangers, went back to their dinky hotel room and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Making Over Paris Hilton Unlike the endless train of screw-up stars seeking “treatment” for a quick PR fix, Paris Hilton will not be heading to “Rehab”. She is however moving legally to shut down ParisExposed.com, claiming a violation of privacy and – most importantly – a threat to her personal safety, suggesting that the website By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller The Daily Improved: Sienna Miller Not that a pair of knickers isn’t hard to beat but still, in the interest of objectivity, have to admit that Sienna pulled off a lovely comeback last night at yet another event to promote the critical bomb that is Factory Girl. The dress is fantastic. And it looks By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Horny & Hungry? Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay has found herself a new fixation: McDonalds for her stomach, Brody Jenner for her privates. And rather than pursuing her needs the old fashioned way, she has taken to texting him her request, writing in what was likely broken English that all she wants By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Janet Jackson Intro for Jan 30, 2007 Dear Gossips, Will be freezing my balls off on a glacier in Whistler this morning – shooting a segment for eTalk. New posts when I get back. In the meantime, exercise your pity bone and throw it at Sienna Miller. What to do when your movie sucks unanimous ass? Well, if By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth hates Dina too! I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
