Elton John Sienna at Sundance In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Rachel Bilson Single at Sundance: Adam Brody I know there’s a huge teenybop following – I can respect that. I can see the quirky, geeky god appeal, the skinny lanky kid with a smart mouth and great personality and very good bone structure. Intellectually I understand. Loiningly though? Seriously…he looks like he’s 10 years old. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Alyssa Milano: the go-to rebound I’m told she had a pretty serious boyfriend as of December and they were still together at Christmas but apparently Alyssa Milano was with Justin Timberlake in Vegas just before the weekend, along with his mother and Eva Longoria, partying in his private suite with a basketball court. As By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Pip & Gay at Sundance Aside from the lame-ass expression on Lance’s face, can you honestly say that JT is head and shoulders hotter than Lance Bass? Minus the suit and the fedora and the dance moves and above all the HYPE, does Pipsqueak, on pure sex appeal alone, truly inspire the Quiver? Please. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes The Spirit of Katie at Sundance He must hate the connection but I can’t help it…and truth be told, neither can you. Chris Klein – still a working actor despite some questionable acting skills – at Sundance with his girl Ginnifer Goodwin. They look great together in real life, they really do. And he is actually By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Jay Z Brunettes at Sundance: Zooey and Winona I’ll admit – my Noni looks kinda blah, almost nondescript…I think it’s the hair. It’s that nothing length, you know? In between long and short – that stage you hate when you’re growing it out except she’s had it for several years. I prefer Winona with By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Daily Gorgessity: Gwen Stefani She has that quality, you know? She can wear anything, no matter how weird, how off the page, Gwen makes it hers, Gwen makes it work, and for the most part, Gwen pushes that privilege as far as she can, preferring to play unique over safe each and every time. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Intro for Jan 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Sundance – the Swag is obnoxious and the Poseurs are obnoxious but Sundance is also the great equaliser. In a town where, theoretically, it’s too cold for famef&ckers to toss their tits and bits about for attention, bundling up means concealing the flesh, and when your By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Praise Goddess, Britney single? X17 F&ck. Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think. Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Not that he would take her back By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Gwyneth Mouth Disease: Gisele Bundchen My Gwyneth: condescending, holier-than-thou, stuck up and elitist… I love her for the attitude though at times she really should shut the f&ck up. Same goes for Gisele Bundchen. Especially Gisele Bundchen. A model talking? A model defending her profession? Shut up and look pretty, honey. It’s By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Carrie Underwood Country Sweetheart insecure and jealous? Sh-t…now here’s a shocker. A sweetheart not so much??? Received an email from the lovely AC in Texas: Hi Lainey! Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo were at a very nice restaurant in South Lake, Texas recently. Tony was a charmer and Carrie was a complete and total BITCH! By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Rossum turns Ugly…literally Even I have to sympathise here. Poor thing showed up an event last night with Swarovski as her sponsor and…well…suffice to say, those nauseating doe eyes can’t do crystal. And the result? ROSSUM of course! Still…good to know some things never change. Same princess gown, same By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts,The Big Easy,The Gloat,and The Editorial Us Weekly laid claim to the official confirmation this week: Brad and Angelina have bought a home in New Orleans, the French Quarter, and are said to be enrolling their children into local schools, making a permanent move away from LA to The Big Easy. Warning: Gloat ahead. Stop reading By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola: Wonky Eye is the new Uggs So over, so 2006, dead, done, passé, gone. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is getting rid of her Wonky Eye. She apparently tried to get rid of it years ago – a procedure to lift her lids which obviously never worked. These days however, because of her incessant contact-wearing, preferring By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Bobby Brown Posh Fashion Week continues Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Sienna & Josh: the latest Weinstein production? According to People, always the mouthpiece for a publicist sanctioned story, Josh Harnett was seen caressing Sienna’s thigh at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night, eventually leaving together hand in hand towards the bungalow area. Needless to say, reps for both are “downplaying” the report but, beyond the simply By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
