Denise Richards Everybody Hates Denise Richards Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce Strikes Back Jennifer Hudson is the first African American singer and the first full figured woman to appear on the cover of Vogue…and Anna Wintour canNOT be happy about it. Because if there’s anyone who hates people eating as much as Karl Lagerfeld and his bitchbeating fan, it has to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Intro for Feb 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, Valentine’s Day. To commemorate, please see throughout the day a series of photos past and present illustrating Hollywood love, though whether or not it lasted is completely irrelevant. Thanks for all your email and commentary while I was away. Of course my sh-tty ass laptop had to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Sarah Jessica Parker SJP: Dandy and her hands Looking lovely at the Writer’s Guild event on Sunday night…if not a little gaunt. And that might as well be Sanford Blatch she’s married too, non? Obviously not Sanford, but don’t tell me Matthew isn’t as much of a Dandy…or more. From one faghag By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: Puke & Bikinis Wild, boozy evenings in NYC, looking worse than ever, stripping down to her skivvies just because, and so drunk off her skank ass she vomited all over her car… things can apparently always get worse. Which is actually kinda surprising. Not because there’s anything redeemable here but did you By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Posh & Becks: on 2 continents They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Ralph Fiennes The Daily Quiveration: Ralph Fiennes Naked Yoga Scandal in Australia. A flight attendant is getting reprimanded by Qantas because her colleagues said she got it on with Ralph Fiennes in an airplane washroom while she says HE came on to her but she spurned his advanced. Page Six ran the story today, pretty tame all things considered, By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Best Black: Scarlett Johansson Please don’t tell me you don’t think she looked un-f&cking-believable last night. Please. Don’t. As for her recent insistence that she and JT are “just friends”… again, Please.Don’t. Scarlett had the esteemed honour of co-presenting the final award of the night. Pip was By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Haylie Duff Worst Grammy Single: Hilary Duff Source Damn girl. Pull. It. Together. I can’t... I don’t… there are no words. Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Rossum: Jess & John after Grammy Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Grammy Worst Dressed: Mandy Moore Didn’t want to do this. Pained to do it but it has to be said: Mandy dropped the ball. Much as I love her, Mandy disappointed. Badly. And you know what Mandy? We get it. You were depressed. You were cheerful and optimistic and you finally met the Darkness. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Best Dressed: Christina Ricci She came out of nowhere but no one was more beautiful tonight than Christina Ricci. The gown – total gorgessity. And her skin, her hair, she’s getting older, her features are becoming more pronounced, more defined, and it turns out Christina Ricci has the most amazing nose. Believe me, I By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Best Constipation: Beyonce On the carpet and on stage, there was something decidedly clenched about B tonight and getting her ass handed to her by Mary J Blige probably didn’t help. Hee. Still…gotta breathe a sigh of relief – can you believe her two dresses were NOT offensive? Minus the rhinestone monstrosity By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Shakira Best Hair: Shakira, Shakira Source I am in love with Shakira. Because watching Shaki makes me happy. Can’t. Get. Enough. She is vibrant and irresistible and totally natural and that song is so infectious and before I knew it, I was dancing by myself, alone in my hotel, a heaping plate of room By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Best FagHag: LeAnne Rhimes Source Girl after my own heart. If there’s a gay within a 10 mile radius, I’m right there beside him for a mani AND a pedi. Have a look at LeAnne and her Main ‘Mo. Question is: do you think she’s figured it out yet, or is By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Nelly Furtado Worst Hair: Nelly Furtado Source Some people can…Nelly Furtado can’t. And a shame really. Because she really is so damned cute. I mean look at that smile! Doesn’t that smile make up for the Katie bangs? And the fact that Dolly Parton decided to puke all over her dress? No? Ok. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
