Tom Ford Some Leo in July and a sexy bitch called Tom Ford The new Hello Canada Hello Canada chock-full of hotness. First my Leo… Leo promoting his new documentary The 11th Hour, about global warming of course, and looking FOINE. Slim and serious and sexy… yum. And that sexy beast Tom Ford. Tom who plays for the Gay Team but who By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Dating Up Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Quiveration Overload Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Chelsea at Mahiki! My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Tara Reid Stroke Face in Stripes In all fairness…the lopsidedness actually seems to be receding. And she does look better. Face is almost back to generic Mall Girl with a little tinge of stroke around the corners. But then again, it’s Tara Reid. Something is always just a little off. Like the headband. Like By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John TIFF: Love Triangle Looms…and Clooney too As mentioned last week, TIFF this year is boasting a killer lineup with Cate and Clive and Colin and Gosling already confirmed to show their latest prestige projects. More confirmations just in, more super A List names will be touching down in Toronto in September. My home town will play By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Pregnant at Stampede Nicole Richie behind a giant pillow on her way from LAX to Calgary with Joel Madden. Good Charlotte is scheduled to take the stage at Stampede tonight – yee hawwww!!! Of course you know tomorrow was supposed to be the start of her DUI trial though her attorneys have now asked By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
David Banda Ritchie Black, Blonde, and Boobed! Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness and the Plastic Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Unrecognisable source Courtney Love in London. With the dieting and the off and on drugging, she’s obviously mutilated her body beyond belief but still… I could barely recognise this. Not even barely, actually. I did NOT recognise it until the caption. Sadness. Say no to drugs. Say yes to food. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
A Bitchbeating Fan for your ears Catya send this along – funniest thing ever. At the Club Monaco store on Bloor in Toronto, they are selling this CD: Karl Lagerfeld Les Musiques que j’aime – his favourite songs for the bargain price of $33!!! At Club Monaco!!! WTF? Having said that…check out the album cover: an By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Factory Girl Uncut – Exclusive DVD Giveaway! It was supposed to be Sienna Miller’s greatest achievement and she gave it her all, supposedly going so deep into character as Edie Sedgwick that she also picked up, for a time anyway, all of her tragic vices. This version, the uncut, unrated one is not what was released By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Her One Flaw? Seriously… what is her deal with Woody Allen anyway? Scarlett Johansson on location shooting her third movie with the director, looking the hotness per usual. To me, she is perfect. Almost. Perfect body, the most gorgeous face, sizzling and suggestive, and she owns it – unlike so many of her skanky By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Bullsh-t Like Beckham They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Disciples of Ebola Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Harry Potter Not for Me … but judging from your emails after Equus, definitely for some of you. Thing is, he’s like a son to me. Or at least a much younger brother. After reading Harry and then watching Harry, especially in the latest film, watching him grow, feeling ridiculously proud of his maturity, it’ By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
