Christina Aguilera Best Dress, Worst Orange: Christina Aguilera It’s a fantastic little number… love the blue band across the top and the cinched sash under the breasts, loved the way it fell and the complimentary colour combinations – on its own the dress totally rocked. And her body totally rocked too. But I can’t stomach the skin. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani BAFTA Best: Eva Green Drama vs Caution. I’ll take Drama any day. And any girl who refuses to play it safe without falling off the deep end will win my heart every time. That’s why we all love Gwen Stefani. And that’s why I love Eva Green. Sure…she could have By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John BAFTA Best: Jake Gyllenhaal Be still my quivering loins. And hope to Goddess Sienna doesn’t get her Skank all over him. Because while all the Toothy clues may point to him, I’m telling you, from what I hear from my own slamdunk sources, Jakey G is not gay…though I can certainly By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue BAFTA Pop: Kylie Minogue Source Criticised for being overly informal but how can you not defend Kylie Minogue? Kylie after all is a pop star. Kylie is a gay icon. Kylie is showing off a post-Cancer body. Kylie is single, she is flamboyant, she deserves to be as fabulous as she wants. There is By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon BAFTA Quiveration: James McAvoy Breakthrough year for James. Fantastic supporting player for Forest Whittaker in the Last King of Scotland and coming up – Penelope starring Christina Ricci, produced by Reese Witherspoon. I saw it at the Toronto International Film Festival, MAJOR quiveration…a young fellow new on the scene worthy of Cougar Rape. For By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Grammys Girls ruled the Grammys. Mary, Dixie, and JT trumped by Mayer during the main telecast. He might deny it but you bet your boob job Little Pip is feelin’ the sting, though is it just me or is John Mayer morphing into Jessica Simpson? There was something so eerie about By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Déjà vu: the Aniston breasts exposed Why does this keep happening? Let’s reiterate, yet again, that her tits are terrific. Not big, not small, perfect teardrop shape, great gravity – they’re lovely, along with her hair, they’re her best feature. And perhaps knowing this, they are the features she puts forward most often. Time By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Britney Backstabbed…again She’s indefensible, no argument there. And she makes poor choices. Because she’s dumb. So people take advantage of her. They use her, they exploit her, then they sell her out. Is she accountable? For sure. But don’t you feel a little sorry for her…not even just By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
BAFTA Best Vegas Underrated: Toni Collette Source Hard to resist, isn’t she? The dress is so Bey0nce but still…sometimes it’s the wearer and not the dress, yes? On Toni Collette, tacky becomes tasteful, cheese becomes charming – an Aussie touch of Vegas…love, love, love. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Best BAFTA Ass: Emily Blunt Source Girl has a KILLER body. Never mind the lame dress and the rather unremarkable hair, Emily Blunt’s body is quickly becoming The Standard. She is not a toothpick and she is also not super curvy. She has breasts, she has a booty, she has toned arms that won’ By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Winslet BAFTA Boring & Frumpy: Pene & Kate Source Penelope – does it feel like you’ve seen it before? Not at all offensive but not terribly exciting either. And I think Ikea makes a set of sheets in this pattern, I’m just sayin’… Kate – it hurts to say it, we all love Kate Winslet but… well… I By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson What Goes Around: a psychoanalysis I love the song but have you seen Pip’s video with Scarlett Johansson yet? Click here for the link and my brief review from Friday - as I mentioned then, the first half is hot, the second half is ass. And it’s apparently also offensive – psychiatrically speaking. Come By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Chinese Chicken & The Keys Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
The Wrong Gender She might be single now – amid rampant speculation about why and who, but we’ve apparently all been sniffing at the wrong source. Wrong as in gender. Stepping out AND reverting and not with a dude? Anything for promotion, right? But behind the market push for ratings lies a Sapphic By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: for all time One of my favourite movies – no surprise here…Shakespeare in Love. One of my favourite lines – Will saying goodbye at the very end: For she will be my heroine for all time. And her name... Viola. Can we say the same about Cate Blanchett? For she will be a style By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Scarjo makes anyone hot You know Pip ain’t my thing. And he’ll never be my thing. But if there’s one occasion where I’m willing to concede he might almost be a man, I’d say it’s the first half of his video for What Goes Around Comes Around with By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
