Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece? Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Can’t do Glam Sienna Miller for Valentino? WAY off base. Because Sienna can only do casual. Casual one look boho strolling around London… for sure. But high glam in the designer’s signature red? Even the most hardcore Miller fan wouldn’t disagree – she looked horrid this weekend at V’s anniversary celebration. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss A Model Thing? I interviewed a model in Calgary yesterday. Watch on eTalk later this week. Her name is Heather Marks, considered among the top tier of girls in the industry today. Like many of the best, Heather is a freak of nature…and I mean that in the best way possible. She By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Thin & Tan > Young The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Best & The Rest Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Poseur ain’t no thief Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. And By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Uma & Valentino Valentino celebrated 45 years this weekend with a star-studded, extravagant, seemingly interminable celebration consisting of party after party after fashion show. One of the lowlights had to be Sienna Miller – more on that later. Among the highlights, as usual – Uma Thurman who chose light and pale shades throughout the By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Model Mother’s Worst Taste in Men Had the same problem before getting married – every guy I’ve ever dated with the exception of maybe, MAYBE, two…all douches. Like disgusting. Revolting. Sick. Then again, I’ve never had her qualifications. But Britney… Britney could aim so much higher. But still she persists. Still her goldiggers have By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Calling Oscar... Jessica Alba says she doesn’t want to be a sex symbol, that she fancies herself an actor, wants serious roles, does not appreciate pappy attention… At the same time, whenever she has a movie to promote, somehow she appears on magazine covers wearing very little clothing. Kinda like Jessica By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Sienna & Savannah Not a porno. Actually the first name of the Miller sisters – Sienna you know and Savannah her older sister and fashion designer now business partners launching yet another celebrity fashion label. Theirs is called Twenty8Twelve after Sienna’s birthday and the girls have eyerollingly titled their first collection “An Anthology By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Early 20s Flirtation Oh I remember this. If you’re old in your 30s like me, you remember too. And if you’re in your 20s now, you know … it’s just what girls do. Lindsay Lohan’s new preoccupation – his name is AJ Lamas, son of Lorenzo Lamas. So no wonder why By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Mendes The Thinnification of Eva Mendes? Perhaps it’s only the shadow and the light, but the Latin luscious curves of Eva Mendes appear to have dwindled considerably. Another victim of the Hollywood starvation standard…or is it just me? By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Mos Def B List Border Denial B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work… By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Sweet Lord… Help her. For she is not Prince. And she keeps raping the English language, confusing a dinner “roll” with a movie “role” and not just once but twice. But this…this is beyond. The ghetto weave piled atop her head, the ghetto weave from the dollar store – even Ken Paves By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Edward Norton This is Henry and thoughts on Jack Salmon Again, I’m sure Eric Bana will do an adequate, even a fine job, in the film adaptation of The Time Traveler’s Wife. But like so many of you who feel so strongly about the book, Eric just isn’t quite my Henry DeTamble in the mind’s eye. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
