Jennifer Aniston Us Annoints Pip & Scar The new cover – Us Weekly’s turn to add to the JT/Johansson romance, positioned as a major slight against Cameron who apparently has a longstanding vendetta against her younger, blonder, more bombshell counterpart. According to the magazine, Justin’s decision to cast Scarjo in his new video was the By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Clint Eastwood The NBR and Pene’s Low Key Campaign Maybe it’s just me but I wish she’d quit teasing the crown…it’s so 90’s Pam Anderson, don’t you think? Anyway, here’s P at Letterman and at the National Board of Review Gala last night in NYC, probably a long shot for Volver win By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Hugh Grant Drew & Fab: over…again? Apparently all the Angels are single. Also in this week’s Us Weekly – Drew cooling things off with Fab, not necessarily a permanent split but just a month before the release of her new movie with Hugh Grant, she finds herself suddenly single…again. Even though she just finished extolling By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz People’s Choice Pip-Free: Cameron Diaz Pip-Free and Perfect. LOVED the way this dress picked up the light. And sure, the face isn’t exactly unmangled but still, we are light years from our shaky past and thank Goddess we are now speeding past the Pipsqueak era - no more Justin Timberlake, no more Little Boys By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Two Shades of Jennifer Aniston Well if it’s not black, it’s light pink/peach/cream with a few sequins but you know what? For once, let’s not focus on the boring, let’s focus instead on the brave. Because isn’t that what yoga brings to your life? Isn’t that the By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
People’s Choice Disappointing: Katherine Heigl Love her. Hate dress. Half prom, half bridesmaid, all princess, understandably appealing for the MiniVan Majority but with a body like hers, with a face like that… why spoil it by playing baby Barbie dolls? Chance for redemption at the Globes… Let’s hope. Source By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
People’s Choice Best Black: Sandra Oh Day and night compared to the gangsta rock ‘n’ chain frock from the Emmys in August. On a smutty note: hearing some unconfirmed buzz about frostiness between females on the set of Grey’s Anatomy. Rumour has it all the girls are close with the exception of one Ms Oh, By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria People’s Choice Half Ass: Eva Longoria She won…but did she really care? Doesn’t look like it. Especially for a girl who, like it or not, always makes an effort, her appearance last night was an afterthought. Bet your boob job we won’t be saying the same thing next week. Source By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Latifah: Big Girls Rockin’ the Print Who says it ain’t ok? Have a look at Queen Latifah – every inch is far from not OK. Every inch, in fact, is absolutely delicious - a vision in print and the best example all evening of clever styling. And the best part is, on a starving rack of By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher: Still Gary If you’ve been reading my site long enough, you should know what I mean: Ashton’s pathetic attempt at facial hair resembling Gary from Team America – here a patch, there a patch, STILL a patch, everywhere a patch patch…is there anything uglier than a patchy beard? Especially on By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Other Family Travels to London Everyone talks about the diversity of the Family Pitt and their wonderful family values…totally agree. But I also love the diversity of the Family Smith and THEIR wonderful family values. Will’s first son is from a previous relationship, Jada has treated Trey like her own, and they have By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: Love Munchies? Chill. I’m not saying she’s where she should be. But compared to what she’s been, given that what she has is clearly a serious illness, let’s give the girl her due for some small, miraculous steps. Nicole Richie in Cabo with Joel Madden and have a By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Three Whiskers Grows a Ball Orly was heavily criticised yesterday when pappies caught him pissing on the rocks during a break from the surf. I actually find the episode rather redeeming. Have you been golfing? Four or five hours out on the course, several litres of water to keep hydrated, outhouses are f&ckin’ By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Test Test posting for technical purposes - apologies for the inconvenience. And is it just me or does Avril"s new album cover suck donkey ass? Source By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith Nicole Kidman: birthing the Pitts A largely forgotten fact – it was Nicole who was originally slated to play opposite Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith. She dropped out, Angie stepped, Smut Supernova…the Gossip Couple of our Time. As such, we owe Ms Kidman some gratitude. And perhaps sympathy too? Now that her famewhore By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
