Jennifer Aniston Intro for Feb 06, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today (February 6, 2007) is your last chance to enter The Departed Giveaway - good luck! As for Tom and Katie grooving on the dance floor – please please please tell me you’ve seen the video? More on that later. Live blogging all day, check back often for By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Joel Madden does a body good? Nicole Richie new and improved. Still very slender but I can see an itty bitty love handle and even a little rump. Even more impressive – at first glance from behind, it’s not immediately apparent that it’s her. My first guess in fact was Denise Richards – first class cbomb By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Loving Sandra Bullock Because she has never wilted away, starving herself to make you notice. Because she never overreaches. Because she has never pimped a relationship for fame. Because she IS America’s Sweetheart without a steady diet of cocaine and cigarettes. Because she isn’t the most stylish (God no) but doesn’ By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: The Low Classy Finishing Touch In NYC on Friday at the Baby Phat show, total suckage from head to toe – dress too tight, skin sagging, cheap ass weave, low classy complete and capped off with the ultimate low classy feature: the Turned-Out Feet. Said it before and I’ll say it again, maybe it’s By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake Purple beats Pipsqueak Did Prince kill it during the halftime show or what? Bitch might have been wearing a tea towel on his head in a blinding shade of teal but seriously…for all the money and the marketing and the packaging and the selling of new artists this generation, it still doesn’ By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid: Falling Ghetto in Miami She actually doesn’t look that bad – ghetto concealed remarkable well at the MarketAmerica.com party on Saturday night. But the fall, the falling, the always falling brings it all back. One time total accident. Two times forgivable. Three times suspicious. Countless times? Over and over and over again? Ghetto By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Conquered by the Vampire Hated at the beginning. When they first hooked up, Jennifer and Marc, as his festering rot somehow claimed her booty, like many of you there were sad, sick days. But somehow, some way, sounds cheese but now I believe. I believe that he adores her, I believe that she adores By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Beautiful Drew Five Times Live Her 5th time hosting SNL did not disappoint – a resurgence in the show of late, non? And she looked amazing. Slim but still curvy, glowing, great skin, a better smile, not afraid to skewer anyone…including 12 year old Dakota Fanning, quite obvious now that the awkward-no-one-can-stand-her phase is in By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Good News for Naomi? Usually loathe to jump into any pregnancy speculation at the drop of a hat but this one smells right. And it smells good. Naomi at an event on Friday wearing a very loose fitting dress and poppin’ up an impressive abundance of cleavage – from a girl who is normally modestly By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Katie Holmes: calling creativity Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pip in Canada: mixed reviews I wrote yesterday about a concertgoer’s unsatisfactory experience at the JT concert in Toronto, asking at the end for more feedback. Pretty much 50/50. Some of you loved it, some of you thought it was the show of a lifetime, and some of you who went in wanting By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Ryan & Alanis: NOW it’s over They were cute and cuddly at Cupcakes in Vancouver on Christmas Eve but Ryan and Alanis announced today that they are through. An official statement confirming they’ve ended their engagement – over 6 months after they were rumoured to have done but not really because – as I first broke the By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett The Daily Gorgessity: Charlize Theron Well now this just isn’t fair. Can’t stand her but also can’t help but worship her. Because when she wants to go glam (aside from the orange anomaly at the Oscars a few year ago…oh and maybe that hideous shoulder explosion), Charlize Theron goes glam perfect. By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Kiki & Fab: All the Signs Amazing how some things will always be so high school. My Kiki and Fab the other night – an innocuous enough photo of them taken outside a restaurant that, at first glance, offers little insight in their relationship but upon further inspection…it’s really just 16 all over again. Her By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Intro for Feb 02, 2007 Dear Gossips, Late start today, sorry. Standing on top of that glacier on Tuesday has brought on a killer cold. And I’m trying to keep up with all The Departed entries – the most popular giveaway so far and there are still 3 days to go. In case you missed By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
