Victoria Beckham Concrete Tits: The Frenzied Arrival And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Touching down at the weekend aboard a British Airways flight, prompting a pappy clusterf*ck at LAX which is quite likely exactly what she was after. I mean, why else would Posh forgo the private jet? You know she doesn’t love By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Golden Globes Always good for a surprise or two and this year the best chance for my Borat to be honoured. I think he’ll take Best Actor in a Comedy even in the face of formidable competition from Johnny’s Captain Sparrow. But the question is: will Sacha come as Sacha By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Williams: Double Standard Oh look! A pappy photo of Michelle Williams on the set of her new movie The Tourist with Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor. After threatening a fan site with legal action and forcing it to close down, objecting to its inclusion ONLY of purchased promotional and red carpet images, this By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Patrick Dempsey: Healthy Ego or Egomaniacal? On the cover of Details this month – a rather candid interview in which he discusses his re-ascent and his future. As you know, I’m not a huge fan. Not that I particularly dislike him (those sentiments are reserved for the stone-faced wife), I just don’t particularly care. There’ By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Eric Dane Claire Danes: Homewrecker Moves On Tired of clinging to a man who didn’t want to marry her, Claire Danes has found herself another boyfriend – British actor Hugh Dancy who bears a curious resemblance to Billy Crudup…maybe not a bad move given their inauspicious beginning, she might not want to be looking over her By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz New Angels on the Town Grainy photos but they do the job: Cam and Drew and a smug-l0oking Lilo on Wednesday night, proudly gloating about her two new BFFs even though the Barrymore effect appears to be a slow and steady approach - as evidenced by Lindsay’s still dirty, still rough as ass face By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Posh & Becks: Chav to America Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan: finger follies Crude? Yes. But I’m not the one getting pleasured under the table in front of a roomful of dinner patrons – so says Page Six. According to their sources, Dina was a the Kobe Club the other night, skirt hiked up and givin’er with some dude who had his By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Tori Spelling Junior Goes for All-Time Rossum People is apparently devoting weekly updates on Tori Spelling’s pregnancy. Between the utterly tasteless yardsale and the “Reproposal” and now her gushing ad nauseum about her body and her how it’s changing for her child, the magazine is clearly reporting from inside her ass, probably eager to land By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Lilo, The Angels & Nostradamus You can stop reading now if you hate my gloat but I"ve been calling for a Drew/Lindsay mentorship for a while now and guess what, gossips? It has happened! All single, all hot, all troubled at one point or another...and now ALL PARTYING TOGETHER. Hyde, last By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks: exit Spain, enter LA? Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
David Beckham Fresh Freebie Five...Finally Leo at #1 for weeks and, as you know, I couldn"t figure out how to officially change it until now and even then I had to cheat. Nevertheless, as you can see, the Freebie Five has been shuffled. Yes...George Clooney is gone. No...George Clooney is not By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Barbara Backstabber Backpedals So Rosie and Barbara reportedly got into a scrap, Rosie called out her boss for being a bad girlfriend, for not having her back, for going half ass in defending her, and then Donald fueled the raging fire even more by sending a letter to Ro, commiserating about her Barbara By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
OTR & MTV Shameless self promotion - stop reading now if you can"t stand it. Viewers in Canada: Check me out on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg on TSN tomorrow (Thursday), 6pm EST/3pm PST, engaging in what I"m told will be hardcore hockey talk...will be only By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Patrick Dempsey People’s Choice UnDead: Ellen Pompeo Classic move for underweight girls – wearing loosefitting items I mean – but still…call me Crazy but still I think she’s rejoined the Land of the Eating. Breakfast at least. As for Patrick Dempsey…was the wife there last night? I wasn’t watching. If so, was she smiling? Have By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
