Jay Z Drew Barrymore & the Poor Player Perv Multiple sightings in NYC – Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff spent the weekend being a couple about town, holding hands, making out, not hiding their new love. Major score for him…major downgrade for her. Then again, Drew’s taste has always been… unorthodox. And Zach on the surface would appear By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan A Low Key 21 No Vegas bender, not even an appearance at the Roosevelt for the Prince concert…no clubs, no drama, just the beach and expensive shoes and expensive presents, and 2 lingering bad influences: her mother and that depraved piece of sh-t Calum Best… All in all a rather low key By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck Next to a real star… Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Punk Bitch Can’t Write What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Henry Windsor Bred For It They are young yet and marriage is nowhere near a reality but my new favourite Chelsy Davy has clearly been bred for the position should the opportunity present itself. At the tender age of 21, Chelsy is already adept at the turn and swallow – not a porn move but a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Sean Diddy Combs Sienna’s Straps Sienna Miller on her way to meet up with Diddy at Cipriani last night after presenting at the Concert for Diana. All over the earrings, all over all accessories…but have a look at her strappy heels. Straps wrapped AROUND her skinnies at the ankle… You likey? Hate the shoes, By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John My Kiki’s Tiara Kiki at Elton John’s Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball on Thursday. LOVE her tiara interpretation, don’t you? Instead of the wedding crown Liz Hurley insists on overplaying year after year, here’s my Kiki making it her own. Bless her for never being safe. Kirsten has been By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Bosworth Whisker-free and it glows Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham British Becks Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Ghetto Weave attacks her mother Whichever side you may be on, nothing says Low Classy like wishing your mother well through the pappies. Lynne Spears getting bitchslapped by her daughter Britney who supposedly has been leaking information about their feud through the team of photographers following her around, telling anyone who will listen that she By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
He Frees Her? Bit of a romantic bent but it’s a holiday – why not a fanciful interpretation? Could this be Pete Doherty’s ultimate sacrifice? Knowing that he will never be clean, knowing that he is indeed a junkie for life, knowing that she’d stay with him through drugs but not By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz The Levitating KFed Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Nick Lachey A Pageant Pounding They may be laywered now but something tells me…somehow they will leak. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were on holiday in Mexico at a private resort – supposedly some photographer was able to zoom in on them going at it hardcore in the Jacuzzi. Like Hard.Core. Reportedly a variety By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck The Heir Can’t Dance In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law Is Chelsy Chav? I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Gary Oldman Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
