Mischa Barton Cisco says no split Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on ParisExposed.com, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson The Daily Gorgessity…and Claire Danes Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Williams: Front Row Bitch…again Damn…here’s a shocker. Michelle Williams – another Fashion Week sighting, another super cute outfit, but never forget…bitch doesn’t care about fame, or popularity, and she especially doesn’t want you looking at her ring. Which is why she’s taking pains to hide her hand or obscure By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Faith Hill Why I Love Lauren She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Eric Dane Claire Danes: a Karma Face Question Fashion Week – she made it to one of the shows. Is her Karma Face receding? Has the Goddess forgiven the homewreckage? Or is that a lifetime thing – the modern version of the scarlett letter branded all over her face? I can’t decide – from certain angles there’s a lot By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston A Deviated Septum requires shaving? I said the other day that I couldn’t tell a difference…my bad. Apparently I hadn’t looked closely enough, and there are people who have spent a lot of time analysing both iterations – the nose before and the nose after: was it just a deviated septum? Not a By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: Granny Goes for Walk Ironic, non? All that Freeze and she still ends up looking old. Perhaps older than she would have done if she had left that sh-t alone. But here’s Nic with her trainer keeping it slim and trim – she has a great ass doesn’t she? – if far from fresh By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Heath Ledger Michelle Williams: Front Row Bitch Remember – she hates her fans, she hates her fan sites, she had her lawyers shut down her fansites – even the ones that ONLY published promo shots of her on red carpets and award shows, not candids, not Mathilda, just occasions where she’s doing her professional duty. Curiously enough, she By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Steven Tyler The Daily Girlcrush: Liv Tyler Because she’s completely irresistible…and one of the most beautiful faces on the planet with a reportedly equally beautiful soul. Because she’s not a famewhore, because she messed up in private and she cleaned up in private and she rose up the better for it. Because she eats. By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Harry Potter Book Seven: Counting Down ... Only Jo can do this. In a message to Potter fans on her site, JK Rowling offers a glimpse into her emotional state of mind, now that she has finished the finale, now that Harry’s journey is complete. In typical Rowling fashion though, she teases and tantalizes almost to By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Bitchslap: Emmy Rossum As is often the case, sugar sweet conceals a raging cow. And if you’ve been reading my column for long enough, you are no doubt quite familiar with Emmy’s nasty reputation – behind those doe-eyes lies a first class c-bomb and if a bitch can set herself apart during By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron: karmic swag? Sundance or Swagdance? It sounds facetious but really…it’s not. In the spirit of the independent movie, swag has become the supporting cast at what was supposed to be a celebration of artistry and cinematic experimentation beyond the Hollywood gloss – an opportunistic dance between the vendors and the superstars: By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes The Beckhams’ MiniBreak Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Joaquin off the market? Second sighting with the same woman…last time they were cleaning his car – I remember distinctly because of her nose. She has a very distinctive Euro nose. Some might say it’s big, I think it’s lovely – a nose with a history. The kind of nose that gets painted By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
