Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity? Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna: Working for Weinstein taking its toll? Look cute, love the booties, but rather tired non? And she lost her cool with a pappy the other, after almost a week of her best behaviour, determined to turn around the flood of negative publicity surrounding her and her movie. In fact, I hear that Sienna wants to be By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Departed DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! You want a piece of Leo? Or Damon? Or Marky Mark? Or even Jack??? The Departed comes out on DVD on February 13th, less than 2 weeks before Oscar. As you know, it is in the running for Best Picture, so I’m giving you a chance to own it By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s #1 Skill, Tara Reid Lies Limp And this is what happens when you screw the creator of Girls Gone Wild. He was on Howard Stern, TMZ has the audio footage, and of course Howard being Howard, he asks him to rank his conquests. You’ll note, Joe Francis appears in much of the video footage taken By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Mandy Moore: the DJ Downgrade Look – maybe he’s a lovely person. He held it together for Nicole Richie, he had to survive her drama, he was actually alright in that brief scene in Entourage – by the way, Season 3 premieres in Canada on TMN in April… LOVE IT! And Ari’s best line to By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
The Departed DVD Giveaway - please read! Thank you so much for your enthusiastic responses! However, a few of you are sending submissions withOUT your Freebie Five. Please include your FF - otherwise, I can"t consider your entry. I"m sorry - please forgive. It"s part of the deal. Thanks again for By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by Tom Cruise, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Pip in Toronto Many of you attended the Justin Timberlake concert in Toronto the other day coming out with differing opinions. KW said he was supertalented, playing piano, guitar, amazing stage presence, really knows how to work it. She also said however that he didn’t seem very original…using the same banter By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid: Suitor Identified & Destiny Fulfilled? Remember what I wrote yesterday? About Tara Reid’s best hope in life? Click here for a refresher - it looks like Tara’s destiny is on the horizon. If you recall, last month, some Australian shmuck paid something like $100,000 to fly Tara and her ghetto tits Down By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady The Daily Quiveration: Tom Brady Leaving Gisele’s apartment. Sigh. Life really, really, really isn’t fair. But remember my Celebrity Baby Theory, the Goddess’s way of balancing things out: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce: cheap ass bitter bitch? Hmmm…hardly surprising. Poor thing probably still has plug up her ass about Jennifer Hudson stealing her thunder…and now she appears to be taking it out on the working class. TMZ is reporting that B is getting ready for a new video, working on choreography, hiring dancers. However, her By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Desperately Saving Factory Girl A movie with huge expectations, beset by production delays and drama on the set, release date pushed back into obscurity, despite heavy campaigning by its producer, and now blasted by critics – no wonder Harvey Weinstein had to do SOMETHING. The problem is, allegedly leaking this kind of story via the By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Courteney Cox Pity the Nose She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake Happy Birthday Pipsqueak! Justin Timberlake turned 26 today. Maybe his balls have finally dropped? By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Girlcrushing on Natalie Portman I can’t say enough about Natalie Portman. At the premiere of Goya’s Ghosts. Simply put, she is perfection. Gorgessity. Every superlative applicable is applicable. And did you know that Natalie sits on the Harvard Committee for the Hasty Pudding Awards? Female recipient this year is none other than By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
