Tara Reid Tara Reid: Redefining 31 Born November 1975. And remember…she’s HAD surgery. She’s BEEN to the surgeon’s. She’s had work done and she’s had work to correct the original work being done. And still Tara Reid looks like this. At 31!!! No exaggeration, my mother doesn’t even look By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Kate’s True Love How in love do you have to be? Big scoop by the London Sun today – a video of Pete Doherty taken shortly after celebrating their Buddhist wedding in Thailand, he apparently left Kate at the resort, hooked up with three complete strangers, went back to their dinky hotel room and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Making Over Paris Hilton Unlike the endless train of screw-up stars seeking “treatment” for a quick PR fix, Paris Hilton will not be heading to “Rehab”. She is however moving legally to shut down ParisExposed.com, claiming a violation of privacy and – most importantly – a threat to her personal safety, suggesting that the website By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller The Daily Improved: Sienna Miller Not that a pair of knickers isn’t hard to beat but still, in the interest of objectivity, have to admit that Sienna pulled off a lovely comeback last night at yet another event to promote the critical bomb that is Factory Girl. The dress is fantastic. And it looks By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Horny & Hungry? Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay has found herself a new fixation: McDonalds for her stomach, Brody Jenner for her privates. And rather than pursuing her needs the old fashioned way, she has taken to texting him her request, writing in what was likely broken English that all she wants By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Janet Jackson Intro for Jan 30, 2007 Dear Gossips, Will be freezing my balls off on a glacier in Whistler this morning – shooting a segment for eTalk. New posts when I get back. In the meantime, exercise your pity bone and throw it at Sienna Miller. What to do when your movie sucks unanimous ass? Well, if By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth hates Dina too! I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Anne Heche Text Harassment? Happily married comes in all shapes and sizes. By conventional definition, both spouses are faithful, both spouses expect fidelity, and when all goes to plan, both spouses adhere to the gameplan…happily ever after. There are however some couples who can make it work by a different playbook – typically called By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Worst Hair: Katherine Heigl Source I’m sorry. I love her but I’m done with the Prom Princess. I’m done. Mercifully she decided not to borrow from the Royal Wardrobe this night. And if not for those girlish baby waves, that dress would have made any Best List. But the hair…one By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Ryan Gosling Best Couple, Best Dressed: Rachel & Rachel It was a sleepless night for the rabid McGoslings – with their favourite couple beautifully parading up and down the SAG carpet and plenty of PDA to conjure up those Notebook moments, baby-naming frenzy must be hitting a fever pitch. But in all fairness, you don’t have to be a By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Teri Hatcher Worst Dressed: Teri Hatcher Not that this needs an explanation but whatever. Why pass up an opportunity to slag a bitch? First the bust. She couldn’t fill the bust. So whenever she walked, the top part of her dress would move around, not having any flesh to hold it in place – particularly noticeable By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Faith Hill The Daily Wishful Thinking: Marky Mark & Scarjo Having a private lunch in Beverly Hills, most likely talking business, perhaps another guest spot on Entourage? Perhaps collaborating together for an upcoming feature? Whatever it is, if it ever happened – OFF screen of course – I for one would be all over it, definitely a formula for super hot sex… By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Best Gay: TR Knight Never mind Patrick Dempsey. Never mind “The McDreamy Hair”. The McDreamy and the McDreamy Hair don’t hold a feather boa to TR Knight. Like, is he The Hotness or what??? Rockin’ his very own version of the do’, looking impeccable in black on black… my gays have been goin’ By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
