Victoria Beckham Purple Posh Goes Shopping Well…what else is new? Shopping in London wearing a motherhonkin’ huge emerald, concrete tits disappointingly concealed. Word is she and Becks were supposed to join the British crowd in Thailand over New Year’s but I’ve just heard a rumour that they were paid something crazy like $6 By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Lucy Liu At her movie premiere last night – unfortunately some straight-to-dvd project starring Cedric the Entertainer. Still…in sharp contrast to Bai Ling and her massage parlour antics… Lucy is a lovely Hollywood example for my people. Dress, shoes, makeup, hair, body, everything is total perfection… and unlike me, she rocks the By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Hilary Swank: Bucktooth in Black Premiere of Freedom Writers, Hilary Swank in a gorgeous black dress, showing off her beautiful back, and a new not attractive fringe to go along with her could-be-cute-but-not-anymore-because-she-sold-out-her-ex husband’s-addiction-for-no-reason-whatsoever beaver bucks. How did Hilary Swank become a 2 time Oscar winner? I don’t get it. Annette Bening…Zero. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake Scarjo & The Pip? Say it ain’t so. Whispers for days, now even People Magazine is alluding to a growing closeness, taking pains to mention Scarlett’s casual visit with JT and his mother at the Alpha Dog afterparty on Wednesday night, describing an hour long chat with Mother Timberlake and a comfortable By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Britney’s Mea Culpa Some of you may think she’s indefensible, justifiably so. But as Cruise as this sounds – I think Britney is a survivor. Somehow, someway, she’ll claw herself back, only to self destruct all over again. And that is why she’s endlessly fascinating. New message posted on her website, By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Pip talks Dick in a Box In spite of my feelings about his loin appeal – or lack thereof – JT’s Dick in a Box video from SNL a few weeks ago was all time for me. ALL TIME. If you haven’t seen it, click here, laugh your arse off. So anyway, Justin on Leno last By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Daniel Craig The Daily Gorgessity: Sharon Stone Source She’ll probably go postal any day now but holy sh-t…what I would give for that dress, even if she’s bruising black with blue. Not bad for an older broad and as I said before, too bad she’s so loopy. Maybe Daniel Craig can fix her. By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt The Two Kidmans There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Pip Split? Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo? TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Leonardo DiCaprio The Year of Leo? The accolades keep coming – double nod also for the Screen Actors Guild Awards, regarded as a very accurate Oscar prognosticator and considered by some to be if not the most prestigious than definitely the most meaningful as they are voted on industry peers. Still, in spite of growing praise and By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Kate & Owen: Rebound Over? So says Us Weekly…and given they were the first on the hookup, I’m inclined to believe. Owen didn’t seem to relish the glare and understandably so – the Butterscotch Stallion works better in the shadows, non? Time then to find a new candidate for the irresistible Kate Hudson. By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Little Miss Sunshine Kicks Dakota’s Ass Have you seen this movie? I’m telling you – it’s a great movie. Absurd and twisted and slightly unbelievable but hella funny, I loved every single dysfunctional minute, and every single dysfunctional character, including child star Abigail Breslin. Especially Abigail Breslin. And child stars usually freak me out. Case By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
FAS I’ve never had a baby, nor do I intend to, and therefore don’t consider myself an expert, but even I know that it’s wrong to over-imbibe when you’re expecting. Then again, it’s also wrong to steal another woman’s husband so why hold our mother-to-be By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Halle Berry Halle Berry Bump Analysis New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
