Reese Witherspoon Best Revenge: Reese Witherspoon Not a huge departure from the Globes – same cut, same length, different colour, I agree the gray is rather drab and but remember, she’s not the main event this year, and she’s definitely not a mother matron campaigning for an Oscar, nor is she a wife fraudulently perpetuating By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Best Colour: America Ferrara Best green on a carpet since Julianne Moore in 2003. And another delicious example of killin’ it without starvin’ it. Love, love, love. Source By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Best Gold: Cate Blanchett Is it her best ever? No. Could anyone else make this look so cool? No again. But when she walked, this dress absolutely popped. And unless you watched the pre-show, you really can’t appreciate how amazingly Cate can work it, to say nothing of her skin – glowing is an By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Most Disappointing: Kyra Sedgwick Peach. It’s Peach and it’s Sparkly. And her hair belongs on a bridemaid and her white shoes have LITTLE BOWS ON THEM!!! Not the Kyra I know and love. Far from the Kyra I know and love. Source By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices. But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Heath Ledger Best Has-Been Footwear: Heather Graham Yes. They are TOTALLY trashy low classy. But deliciously so…don’t you think? And who better to wear trashy low classy than Heather Graham? After all, will Heather Graham ever be anything but Roller Girl? Or "hooker with a heart of gold" who dies in 3rd scene? By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum Worst Bride: Sandra Oh Source Hated it. Especially that sinister black dot in the middle, I could almost see it spreading some foul disease and eating her alive. And don’t get me wrong – I LOVE Sandra Oh. Grey’s Anatomy wouldn’t exist without Sandra Oh. But Sandra Oh’s strapless wedding gown By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Best Attending: Kate Walsh Having met her in person – twice! – I can tell you with certainty that Kate Walsh is a doll. And the photos never do her justice. Interviewed her at a junket in October, you can’t even imagine how sweet she is. Then again at Sundance, curiously arriving at the MySpace/ By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Teri Hatcher Most Improved: Patricia Arquette Do I need to remind you of the eyesores she’s worn before? Here…let me remind you. But still…in the past… I have refused to cut Patricia Arquette. Because in spite of the example set by other prime time players on television, Patricia has avoided the Teri Hatcher By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. I mean screwing By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Worst Feng Shui: Diane Kruger The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady Gisele & Tom: the first photo Source Sorry girls…I know this must sting. And sorry to Leo too…because if I were Gisele Bundchen, even as a bitter Dolphins fans, not even I would take a pass on the loin-quiverating hotness that is Tom Brady to go back to Leo’s modelising indecision. Still, in By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Owen Wilson Best Speech: Chandra Wilson Source Who doesn’t worship Dr Bailey? And who can deny Chandra Wilson? The way she was all business getting up on that stage, didn’t bother stopping for hugs and kisses – girl just wanted to rush up there and grab her prize – such cuteness! And such spunk! Thanking her By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
The SAG Awards Wrap Up Perhaps regarded as the most prestigious awards - being honoured by their peers - but the SAGs no matter how you cut it, absolutely do not have the glam, glitz, or papow factor as some of the others – which is why they are telecast on TBS and arbitrarily skipped on By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Tommy Lee ZZ finds her Chairman? Most of you know Zhang Ziyi from Memoirs of a Geisha: Sayuri competes with Hatsumomo under the wise tutelage of Mameha and wins the heart of the Chairman. Check out ZZ with her new man at a basketball game the other day – very little, if any, makeup and absolutely beautiful. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
