Me on the BBC! UPDATE:here"s the link if you want to listen live!Shameless self promotion, STOP READING NOW if you can’t handle. UK gossips – I’ll be on morning radio with Sonia Deol, 7:20am your time, dishing on Cam, JT, and Britney! Being an unapologetic anglophile ... can’t By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The De-Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson As GayGay Wentie would say: Brava Ashlee. Brava, Brava. A year of suspect weight loss, sometimes with alarming results, and it appears that Ashlee Simpson has returned to normal. Healthy, lovely body on display at the beach in Hawaii – a distinct improvement over the large head, stick insect frame she By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart? As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Kidman & Bond inspired by the Pitts? Is it just me or does this new photoshoot for W remind you of the Pitts’ infamous “dysfunctional family” spread last year? Something about the seductive yet sinister feel of the images? Maybe it’s just me. So here she is, airbrushed but totally gorgeous and sexy as all hell, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: NOLA for one year? A few weeks ago, I reported exclusively on a tip from local sources that the Pitts had apparently acquired a property in New Orleans and that it was undergoing renovation. Fresh scoop again from Louisiana that the First Family of Hollywood is considering a move there, perhaps for a year, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Happy New Year McGoslings! Every day for the last 3 days, the McGosling emails haven’t stopped – frantic queries as to their whereabouts, hands wringing, desperate for a morsel, any morsel regarding Allie and Noah, worried they’ve split, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been sighted in several By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake A-List at the Globes Well…they’re always A-list, really. But for some reason, this year feels even more so. Continuing with custom, Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon will return as presenters, joined by Reese’s fellow Tennessee native Justin Timberlake – quite the honour for Little Pip who wants to grow up and be By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Ageless Demi In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Mariah Carey The Daily Mimi: Mimi in South Africa I’m telling you...this bitch kills me. Unabashedly Mimi, even at Oprah’s “All Girls Go to School AND the Spa” day in South Africa – the opening of her $40 million Academy – Mariah Carey just HAD to rock the occasion in animal print and all kindsa jiggle. Who else? By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Nicole & Keith at the Carnival Test your gag reflex, check it out - I dare you not to Rossum. Taken on New Year’s Eve at a “local fair outside Sydney”, the picture of wedded bliss, Nicole and Keith are more solid than ever despite his much publicized stint in “rehab” from which he’s By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney’s New Year’s Collapse: Fact or Fiction? By now I’m sure you’ve heard: Robin Leach, writing for Luxe Life, a Vegas gossip column, reported that on Sunday night, shortly before 1am, Britney supposedly collapsed at Pure, necessitating military-like security measures to wrap and cover and carry her body out of the club. Naturally, considering the By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: Panama PDA Handholding in Panama during a brief side trip just before the New Year, the Pitts look about as happy and relaxed as any other normal couple on vacay save for the telltale security guarding their presence. As for those of you who keep emailing about an eating disorder or demanding By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston: a Courteney to lean on While the Pitts were in Panana, Jennifer Aniston and her constant cheerleader retreated to for New Year’s Eve – who else but Courteney and her husband to get her through this difficult time? I can almost hear the daily affirmation from here: You can do it, Jen. One foot in By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Reese in Jeans I like the way she looks in them. There’s a cute little body lurking under all that propriety, you know? Not that she would ever let it all hang out, not that the MiniVan Majority would ever recover if she did but now that she’s single, perhaps a By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
