Haylie Duff Nicole & Joel: Silver, Skulls, and Tattoos Love it. Whatever it is that they have, however dirty, however f*cked, in spite of the fact that he seems to be attracted to 12 year old androgens, something about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden makes sense. First clear photos of their new togetherness in Vegas, she looking pretty By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick & Miss Vanessa: MTV PDA One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Mandy & Wilmer Redux? Pre-Lilo, pre-Andy, pre-Zach, pre-blog, Mandy and Wilmer were lowkey sweethearts. Her first love, her not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman relationship, he says he took her flower but that it wasn’t “apple pie”, and she took the high road and refused to engage. Well apparently Wilmer has made it all better. Multiple publications are By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Intro for Jan 02, 2007 Dear Gossips, HAPPY NEW YEAR! It’s 2007 and a very romantic start - celebrity love is definitely in the air. Lovers…and losers too. So after a very indulgent holiday break, gossip is back on FULL TIME as we head into its busiest season: Sundance, Globes, Grammys, Oscar, Britney’ By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I"ve just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Gloat: the Pitts in Costa Rica Warning, gloating, STOP READING NOW if it doesn’t please you. Christmas Day, new photos of the Parents Pitt in Costa Rica gifting the privilege of their presence to Columbian refugees, drawing attention to the “the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere”. Costa Rica. Sound familiar? I’ll keep By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Williams: THAT girl? A week before Christmas, largely unnoticed by international media, Michelle and Heath were back in Australia for his father’s wedding. Here are a few photos – as you can see, Michelle looks lovely…very, very, very thin, but lovely all the same. Lovely … in white. It happens at every wedding, By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Rachel & Bing? Most random rumour of the week: Steve Bing, father of Liz Hurley’s little Damien, the same loser who accused her of slutting and refused to acknowledge parental claims without a paternity test even though they were CLEARLY together, and yes, the same billionaire tool who couldn’t make it By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt 90210 Forever Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s because I’ve just consumed my bodyweight in turkey and delicious Polish homecooking, maybe it’s because I long for the days when my ass could dance on command and speak several languages, but one look at this photo, taken just yesterday By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston A Very Gwyneth Christmas Said it before and I’ll say it again - I know y’all don’t like her hair but I love her hair. I like it unkempt and untrimmed. I like it when the ends aren’t even. I hate my own ends to be even…to the point By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Christmas Chav What would the holidays be like without a last look at Vicky’s concrete tits? And here they are, mounted higher than ever, and shelved especially prominently since she’s decided to shave off a few more inches off her waist with a tight cinch. You can never be too By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kiefer Sutherland The Entertainers of the Year Entertainment Weekly’s annual list – the cast of Grey’s Anatomy came out at #1 with Helen Mirren and my Borat rounding out the top 3. Others include Kiefer Sutherland, Meryl Streep, YouTube…and Beyonce? Beyonce before Pipsqueak? And Bond? And Colbert? Beyonce the “weakest” link in Dreamgirls? Please. Still… By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal A Very Riddle Christmas Digits on the Run - not Daniel Craig. Though perhaps there is some similarity in heritage. And it’s not Jake Gyllenhaal either. Smaller portfolio, smaller profile. As for the girl who helps herself…. it ain’t Britney. Because even though Britney has clearly seen much more wear and tear, By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Donald Trump: implosion of a pompous prick Can’t get enough of this…can’t think of anything I love more than a full on Queen-Sized strop in public and The Donald is delivering! Dude seriously cannot SHUT UP! Everyone, everywhere, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie and Barbara, he says By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Britney: Like Aniston, like Swank? Speaking of Vanity Fair, the London Sun is reporting that Britney will follow in the illustrious ex-wife footsteps of Jennifer Aniston and Hilary Swank and give her first post-Fed interview to Vanity Fair. If true, judging by her predecessors and considering that disaster usually strikes whenever Britney attempts to speak By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
