Victoria Beckham A Call From David Beckham He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Blades of Glory I’ll admit it…I am a SHAMELESS fan of figure skating – have been for years and I still can’t get past Lipinski beating out Michelle Kwan for gold in Nagano. I don’t dispute it but I do mourn it. But seriously – for any smut addict, figure skating By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna The Family Madge for the Cameras Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John John Mayer’s Look of Shame In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Rachel McAdams: Pink in Paris Also at the Armani show rockin’ a darker, different look. Pink hair swept up, smoky eyes, paler than usual…is your smutty sense tingling? Mine is – stay tuned, will update you as soon as I can. As for what she’s doing in Paris, rabid McGoslings are no doubt already By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Classic Quiveration: Brad Pitt It has been a while…and the rubber face at the Globes didn’t help either. But here’s a candid we can all quiver over – Brad in NOLA picking up Maddox from school, Angie playing perfect mommy as well. As you know, the First Family has now settled in By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw? Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Gwyneth ain’t no Britney, gives advice to Lindsay So she’s being introduced at that reading event yesterday at Sundance and the kids were like: is that Britney Spears? As expected, my girl gracefully took it in stride and promised to work on her dance steps before launching into a song from Oliver! and pulling out Apple’s By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Old Lady Katie: Day 3 in Paris Arriving at the Georgio Armani show last night and let me remind you: this girl is only 28. But for some reason, Katie Holmes can’t help raiding Nancy Reagan’s closet… WTF??? Interesting what she has on underneath though – looks to be a pair of Spanx, made famous by By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Adrian Grenier Kiki & The Clones Well… you can’t say she doesn’t have a type: Andy Samberg, Adam Brody, now Fabrizio Moretti – fresh off his split from Drew Barrymore – and Adrian Grenier too, side by side in a line up turned around… you really can’t tell them apart. But the way Us Weekly By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckham Breast Sling Debuts in Paris This is what happens when your tits outweigh your body. Check it out – Victoria in Paris for the Gaultier show, six months ago she had to go as Katie’s plus one, but now that the $250 million has been made public, every designer is fighting for the right to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis? Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Intro for Jan 24, 2007 Dear Gossips, Finally Wednesday. My favourite day. Wednesday = Friday Night Lights = Heaven. As for those of you who still aren’t watching because you don’t dig football - it’s not about football. It’s about relationships, it’s about high school teenagers, and it’s about Hotness. Please By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Brady Leo: My #1 on the market? The UK Mirror is reporting that Leo’s modelising itch may need to be scratched after being caught at a club in London arguing on the phone, at one point screaming: "I"ve had enough of this." Naturally, all gossips are pointing to Bar Rafaeli but I By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
