Hilary Swank The Daily GirlCrush: Kate Winslet Italian Vanity Fair – total hot sex, total gorgessity, even if she may have been retouched just a smidge, how can you not fall to your knees and worship Kate Winslet? Love.Her. Don’t understand why she has NO Oscars and that backstabbing little bitch Hilary Swank has TWO. Kate’ By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Harry Potter Book Seven Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. She is almost finished... By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Pene Untouched BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel. Also helps that she rid herself By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Ewan McGregor Why Ewan is The Hotness A man who talks freely of his penis and his perversions? Love, love, love. New interview with Nylon, Ewan discusses his career, his film choices, his versatility – from offbeat indie to major blockbuster hero – and of course, his often exposed member, he’s shown it off on celluloid many times, By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Becoming Nicole Kidman Is it just me? Or is Renee looking more and more like Nicole every day? The Freeze Face, the baby smooth, ultra shine forehead, the milky complexion, the WONDERFUL chest-protruding posture…sure there’s a 10 inch difference but still, the similarities are there, aren’t they? Maybe it’s By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Josh and…Gisele? Yesterday Page Six revealed full-on PDA from last Friday between Josh and Scarjo. Today they say suggestions of reconciliation may have been a little premature as the next night he was seen givin’er, also in public, with Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett Johansson AND Gisele Bundchen??? Call me Cruise but I By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Joaquin & the Children Giving back during the holidays – definitely good for at least a few quivers. Check out Joaquin Phoenix recently, captured by writer/photographer Robert Brink at a charity event to distribute Christmas gifts. Having criticised Joaq in the past for shunning photos but not passing up on swag (to tell you By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump My Celebrity Baby Theory: Trump Edition Source via Source Barron Trump was baptised quietly last week in Palm Beach – surprisingly low key for the Donald who doesn’t seem to do anything without fanfare…except as it relates to family I suppose. Here’s a rare glimpse of the Trump Empire’s youngest heir, comfortably ensconced By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
George Clooney Oceans Boys are Back New movie poster for Oceans 13, trailer has also been released and George Clooney is The Hotness. As is Don Cheadle. Love.Him. Love all of them. And that’s just it, isn’t? The secret Oceans Formula? An untouchable cool, they make you want them to want you to By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson The Black Dahlia Exclusive Giveaway! Speaking of Scarlett and Josh – The Black Dahlia co-starring Hilary Swank and Aaron Eckhart comes out on DVD next Tuesday, December 26 and I have 3 copies to give away. Scarjo’s tits apparently feature prominently, though not bare, I hear they do a great job of asserting themselves into By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Colin Farrell Scarlett Johansson: a goddess is forgiving If it were up to me, she’d be single and lookin’ for Colin Farrell. Unfortunately for Colin, Scarlett has other plans and after bungling his relationship with her the first time ‘round, it appears that Josh has groveled his way back into Scarjo’s good books and the lucky By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jen: Tears & Yoga New cover of Us Weekly – the last one before Christmas, just in time to take advantage of our charitable hearts…’tis the season of giving and of giving back to those less fortunate: Brad’s Joy, Jen’s Pain…with details of Aniston’s ongoing suffering, how the recent Pitt By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: relative thinking So she walks around with no panties. And when she does wear panties, we can see ‘em. And she’s partying and she’s drinking and everyone’s going bananas about her getting out of control and last night she went to get a new tattoo, with her sister along By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Selma Blair The Daily GirlCrush: Selma Blair Can’t get enough of the new hair. LOVE the new hair. Love even more that she dared to go there, unlike so many other generic blonde twits with a set of hot rollers and a pair of plastic hooters, it’s so sexy that Selma Blair doesn’t want By Lainey • Dec 19, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Gwyneth: London Leisure When she’s not insulting Americans and complaining about their uninspired dinner conversations and of course backpedaling from her comments and hawking everything from cologne to wine, my Gwyneth is living like a proper socialite in London, caring for her children by day, gossiping on the phone with Stella and By Lainey • Dec 19, 2006 07:00 am
