George Stroumboulopoulos Canada’s Walk of Fame Covered the carpet on Saturday night for eTalk at the Walk of Fame. For all you Nickelback fans out there, the boys surprised everyone and showed up in Armani tuxes, significant others on their arms, very respectable and respectFUL. Was nice to see rock superstars getting excited about meeting legends By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Paris Power and the Playhouse Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky Rules!!! Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve out By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Screaming!!! She was screaming as they dragged her out!!! Screaming!!! Mommy!!! Mommy!!! Best day EVER!!!! By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Best Photo EVER!!!! This Friday is getting better and better. THE BEST! Paris handcuffed and thrown into a cruiser, bawling her sh-t out as she"s taken down the the courthouse wearing scruffies. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Ever the attention whore, the little skank had to By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Denzel Washington Later Gaycist Too late I think and the karma took its toll. Explanation: Isaiah Washington finally fired from Grey’s Anatomy for being a dickhead but only after the show f*ckin’ sucked ass in its third season. Word is, Shonda Rhimes fought hard to keep him. Word is she did it By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Patrick Dempsey Nuh uh Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl. But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl? Wrong. This is wrong hair. By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky to the Rescue? Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Virus Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
The French Enough of these Hollywood twats. Let’s move Continental, to France, to the land of the effortlessly beautiful. It was intoxicating last month – when we were there for the film festival – to see them in their natural habitat, often without a trace of embellishment, so chic, so elegant, so f& By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston The Backpedal Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Rocky My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Egomaniac So he’s a music mogul now – has his own label, can sign his own talent, a major player in the industry at the tender age of 26…very impressive. Not so impressive: the Pipsqueak’s raging ego. It’s all about him, it’s all about what he brings, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Return Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Said it before By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rock Bottom: The Scrunchie Please….someone…anyone in that facility, please please please take a photo. PLEASE!!! Poor Paris Go Boo Boo!! New details emerging on Ebola’s life behind bars and would you believe…she had to be subjected to wearing A SCRUNCHIE! “A scrunchie made from an elastic sock!!!” I can’t… By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Shocker! Dina Lohan is a Fraud! Big f*cking surprise. Hollywood’s most exploitative mother was supposed to be a former Rockette and a some time actress before getting married and having children on which to dump her unrealised ambitions. Problem is – Radio City Music Hall begs to differ, and the folks there aren’t exactly By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
