Sienna Miller Sienna Miller: Attention-whore at Burger King Saw her almost every day at Sundance…weird. So anyway, we’re leaving, we go through security at Salt Lake Airport, we decide to skip the classy sit-down restaurant and giv’er on some grease at the food court – perfect, there’s a Burger King. Am with my producer Laura By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis vs the Generic Blondes Call me Cruise, I know you won’t agree…but something about the fact that she never fixed her teeth – it totally turns me on. Vanessa Paradis, longtime love of Johnny Depp, at the Chanel show earlier today, sometimes open-mouthed, sometimes closed-mouthed, and really quite beautiful in her own indescribable By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Karl: Concrete Tits & The Bitchbeating Fan Ok…how can you not LOVE this? I. Worship. Posh in plastic glory and a killer pants suit with Le Karl himself at Paris Fashion Week trying to out-stoneface each other in a posing frenzy - now THAT’s what I call tacky-ass heaven. Not surprisingly, Victoria is in town By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Courteney: Payback is a Lesbian Literally. Eager to help out her BFF, in appreciation for the hours and hours and hours of weeping poor Courteney had to endure as her fragile friend tried to pull herself together after the divorce, Jennifer Aniston has not only agreed to guest star in Dirt, she apparently is also By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Mandy Moore: Non-Pregnancy Glow at Sundance Ran in to Mandy Moore at the Delta Lodge while waiting for Keri Russell – man does she have great skin, and I mean really, really great skin. Didn’t see DJ AM, thank Goddess, she wearing a cream coat with toggles but aside from the complexion, the most remarkable fact By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Keri Russell Keri Russell: Pregnancy Glow at Sundance Again, was never a huge fan of Felicity, therefore rather indifferent, but having met her yesterday, I now understand why her supporters are so loyal. Keri is a doll. First the girly details – the big plus is that she doesn’t, like so many of her peers, lie about her By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Jess & John take the tits to South Beach Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Oscar: the nominations announced Babel, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, The Queen and Clint but no Dreamgirls…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? I love. I love a LOT. And I LOVE Ryan Gosling’s recognition too. Slim chance against Forest Whitaker but still, it’s nice to know that sometimes, By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Classic Quiveration at Sundance: Kevin Bacon Source In town to launch his new project Six Degrees, a social networking site encouraging philanthropy. Not your generic Hollywood hunky leading man…Kevin never was. But there has always been something about Kevin, non? I’m telling you, after all these years, the man is campy walking sex – coming By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Quiveration at Sundance Scott Speedman, Ryan Reynolds, John Cusack, and surprisingly James Franco. Let’s start with Canada: was never a fan of Felicity, in fact I never watched. Also not particularly fond of Underworld and when I saw him at TIFF he was more hirsute than he was hot which is why By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Bitches at Sundance Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Sienna at Sundance In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Rachel Bilson Single at Sundance: Adam Brody I know there’s a huge teenybop following – I can respect that. I can see the quirky, geeky god appeal, the skinny lanky kid with a smart mouth and great personality and very good bone structure. Intellectually I understand. Loiningly though? Seriously…he looks like he’s 10 years old. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Alyssa Milano: the go-to rebound I’m told she had a pretty serious boyfriend as of December and they were still together at Christmas but apparently Alyssa Milano was with Justin Timberlake in Vegas just before the weekend, along with his mother and Eva Longoria, partying in his private suite with a basketball court. As By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Pip & Gay at Sundance Aside from the lame-ass expression on Lance’s face, can you honestly say that JT is head and shoulders hotter than Lance Bass? Minus the suit and the fedora and the dance moves and above all the HYPE, does Pipsqueak, on pure sex appeal alone, truly inspire the Quiver? Please. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes The Spirit of Katie at Sundance He must hate the connection but I can’t help it…and truth be told, neither can you. Chris Klein – still a working actor despite some questionable acting skills – at Sundance with his girl Ginnifer Goodwin. They look great together in real life, they really do. And he is actually By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
