Jay Z Brunettes at Sundance: Zooey and Winona I’ll admit – my Noni looks kinda blah, almost nondescript…I think it’s the hair. It’s that nothing length, you know? In between long and short – that stage you hate when you’re growing it out except she’s had it for several years. I prefer Winona with By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Daily Gorgessity: Gwen Stefani She has that quality, you know? She can wear anything, no matter how weird, how off the page, Gwen makes it hers, Gwen makes it work, and for the most part, Gwen pushes that privilege as far as she can, preferring to play unique over safe each and every time. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Intro for Jan 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Sundance – the Swag is obnoxious and the Poseurs are obnoxious but Sundance is also the great equaliser. In a town where, theoretically, it’s too cold for famef&ckers to toss their tits and bits about for attention, bundling up means concealing the flesh, and when your By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Praise Goddess, Britney single? X17 F&ck. Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think. Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Not that he would take her back By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Gwyneth Mouth Disease: Gisele Bundchen My Gwyneth: condescending, holier-than-thou, stuck up and elitist… I love her for the attitude though at times she really should shut the f&ck up. Same goes for Gisele Bundchen. Especially Gisele Bundchen. A model talking? A model defending her profession? Shut up and look pretty, honey. It’s By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Carrie Underwood Country Sweetheart insecure and jealous? Sh-t…now here’s a shocker. A sweetheart not so much??? Received an email from the lovely AC in Texas: Hi Lainey! Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo were at a very nice restaurant in South Lake, Texas recently. Tony was a charmer and Carrie was a complete and total BITCH! By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Rossum turns Ugly…literally Even I have to sympathise here. Poor thing showed up an event last night with Swarovski as her sponsor and…well…suffice to say, those nauseating doe eyes can’t do crystal. And the result? ROSSUM of course! Still…good to know some things never change. Same princess gown, same By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts,The Big Easy,The Gloat,and The Editorial Us Weekly laid claim to the official confirmation this week: Brad and Angelina have bought a home in New Orleans, the French Quarter, and are said to be enrolling their children into local schools, making a permanent move away from LA to The Big Easy. Warning: Gloat ahead. Stop reading By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola: Wonky Eye is the new Uggs So over, so 2006, dead, done, passé, gone. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is getting rid of her Wonky Eye. She apparently tried to get rid of it years ago – a procedure to lift her lids which obviously never worked. These days however, because of her incessant contact-wearing, preferring By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Bobby Brown Posh Fashion Week continues Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Sienna & Josh: the latest Weinstein production? According to People, always the mouthpiece for a publicist sanctioned story, Josh Harnett was seen caressing Sienna’s thigh at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night, eventually leaving together hand in hand towards the bungalow area. Needless to say, reps for both are “downplaying” the report but, beyond the simply By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Marc Anthony Katie and JLo: Robo-brides Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Kiki & Seth Cohen? According to Us Weekly, Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody were getting close at Hyde the other day...which probably just means they said hello. Still, given that Andy Samberg was rumoured to be her most recent conquest, Adam does seem to fit her new mold, and while so many teenypops By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Isaiah Washington: A Gay-cist AND a Liar And a f&cking moron too. Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive. First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Saving Lindsay Lohan Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
