Demi Moore Julianne Forever Julianne Moore was on The View the other day. Jeans tucked into high boots, a purple sweater, fresh blow out, fresh skin – she looked frickin’ gorgeous, way better than she did last night. Not that she looks bad or anything - not possible when it comes to Julianne - but By Lainey • Dec 19, 2006 07:00 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel Bilson: at work with dog On set shooting episodes for the OC, dog in tow. She’s the cutest, non? Update for those of you still aching over reports of a Brody/Bilson split: as I’ve mentioned, they are apart as a result of busy schedules but no one close to them has ruled By Lainey • Dec 19, 2006 07:00 am
Clive Owen The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen Once upon a time, he was on the Freebie Five. I think at one point he climbed as high as #3, then it got too crowded, he receded from the spotlight, and with no new photos to sustain the lust, Clive’s peculiarly sexy brand of Ugly Hot couldn’t By Lainey • Dec 19, 2006 07:00 am
Kimberly Stewart Why Martha is better than Oprah She took on Borat like a champ on Jay Leno last month, now it’s on to Howard Stern. I have to tell you – I love Martha unclenched. So Martha went on Howard’s radio show last Thursday and since it’s Howard, he asked about sex and prison and By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Haylie Duff Hilary Duff: Canadian flirtation Thank Goddess. Canadian gossip that doesn’t involve Ryan Phillippe or cheating or homewrecking skanks at Yaletown Cactus Club. By the way – quick update: one of those skanks is rumoured to be negotiating a deal in the $50K range with a tabloid to sell her story. Classy, non? Anyway, about By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Keira Knightley: with and without Like Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley is a different person when she smiles. Unlike Victoria Beckham, it ain’t a good thing. With Cam, it’s because of the wide Joker mouth – adds a weird caricature-ishness to her features, frightening small children in the process. For Keira it’s the teeth. By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
On MK"s new look I have a thing for the Olsens. No matter how out there, no matter how weird, no matter how puckered and pouty, I love what they wear. It also helps to know they"re billionaires so even though they look like they"re destitute, you know their particular By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Josh on Katie after 18 months Is it weird that Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes share a birthday? He’s 43, she’s 28 today, both with a new babies to go along with her new lives but in Katie’s case, only after having purged everything about her old one: her religion, her entire identity, By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Pipsqueak’s D!ck in a Box Steve Martin, Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin, Christopher Walken, Ben Affleck– a few members of an exclusive club of repeat hosts on Saturday Night Live so popular with audiences and with Lorne Michaels that they are always welcome back and they always come back, year after year, for many years, to By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Matt Damon The Daily Quiveration: Oceans 13 A new still from the upcoming Oceans 13 – thanks Chris! Movie comes out summer 2007, apparently much better than the 2nd which was widely panned even by the cast, though I have to ask – was it really that bad? I didn’t think it was all that bad. But I By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Sacha Baron Cohen: the Voice of Hotness It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee). In fact, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce vs Hudson: bitchfight update Oh this is good. For us, I mean. And for Jennifer Hudson too. But definitely NOT for Beyonce. Hee. On the heels of her GG nomination yesterday, USA Today has come out with their review of Dreamgirls. Not surprisingly, they’ve declared Hudson the “heart and soul” of the picture By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
My Leo on Leno So I woke up late this morning because I stayed up late last night to catch Leno for my Leo. My Leo promoting Blood Diamond, double GG nominee… I wouldn’t say he’s the most intriguing man in an interview or the most compelling – not for lack of personality By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Ford Now this is Tenderness I think it’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Godfather director and Hollywood legend Francis Ford Coppola with his new granddaughter Romy, in France to visit Sofia. You don’t need ovaries to get a little weepy here. Thank Goddess my father doesn’t particularly love children. Because By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Gosling Relief for McGosling Emails for weeks, frantic with worry, anxious that their favourite couple could be no more only because there have been so few photos – well now you McGoslings can sleep easy. These taken last night – together at the Seeds of Tolerance Awards, no they were never broken up, I repeat, no By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Selma Blair Only Selma Obviously not for everyone this new look. Obviously not for the Barbie blonde or the silicone ditz or even Sienna Miller, much as she tries to be edgy chic fashion maverick. But on Selma Blair…quirky, weird Selma Blair… I love, love, love. Have always loved her with short hair By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am