Brad Pitt The Pragmatic Courteney Cox In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox has something to sell. It’s a tv show called Dirt, satirising the underbelly of tabloid journalism – she is the star and executive producer. I saw the pilot, definitely has potential, and super raunch in parts – a nice change from the sugar By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Best Bitch & Clutch: the Perfect Pitts Can you stop looking at Angelina Jolie? I can’t stop looking at Angelina Jolie. And about the dress… do I love the dress? Well..the dress is ok. But the dress on HER is something else. And that’s the thing about Angie, I suppose. She’ll never be By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Denzel Washington Isaiah vs Katherine Heigl: The Gay-cist Returns More Grey’s drama, more homophobia – what the F&CK is wrong with this prick? Last night in the backroom, the cast was celebrating their GG win in front of the press, there was a question about “the incident”, at which point Isaiah hogged the mike and said the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Worst Dressed: Sienna Miller Talk about a kiss ass. Wearing Marchesa, designed by Georgina Chapman who also happens to be dating Harvey Weinstein, Sienna’s patron producer….how convenient, non? And we appear to have a new SJP in our midst – the salivating puppy eager for approval, coveting your praise as “Best Dressed”, Sienna By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Best Breasts: Helen Mirren At 62 with breasts like these? As my cousin Dexy said tonight – it’s dirty but it’s dirty dirty good. And now she’s just toying with us, isn’t she? The best answer to Paris Hilton and the blonde Hollywood vacuum, to the incessant worship of youth and By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Worst Old: Renee Zellweger Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Best Black: Cate Blanchett Another original Cate – this time courtesy of McQueen…I think. On anyone else a total disaster, on Cate Blanchett totally glorious. Unsafe, unconventional, totally modern, especially in the small details: hair unstyled, sparely accessorised, very little makeup – you don’t have to like it, most of you probably hate it, By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Beyoncé Worst Beyonce Ever: Beyonce at the Globes Considering her mother dresses her half the time, achieving an all time low at this years Globes really is quite remarkable…especially since Tina Knowles actually had nothing to do with this nightmare. And still she’s wearin’ it like it’s something to be proud of – it’s the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Most Surprising: Eva Longoria No…she wasn’t a standout either way, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, is it? Like SJP before her, Eva was content to be adequate, to know her place, to resist the urge to reach beyond her station or camera-hog at every opportunity and irritate the free By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Best Quiverating Kazakh: Sacha Baron Cohen If you’re about to pound out an indignant email about lack of class and propriety on an elegant evening – save the sanctimony…please. The man was AWARDED for a satirical performance about a racist, sexist ignorant beast – given that he earned that platform, what else did you expect him By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Beyoncé Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson Sweet victory in so many ways. Needless to say – hers is a great story, she deserves her success. But then there’s the B factor, how this must be eating B alive. And please…don’t bother arguing. Because it is most certainly eating her alive. And the best part By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Worst Vegas: Jessica Biel What’d I tell you? Ass might be tight but it ain’t made for the big leagues. Jessica Biel = TV Girl Forever. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best White: Salma Hayek I know. I know the photos don’t do her justice. I know that if you didn’t see any of the pre-show coverage or the show itself, you wouldn’t have seen the way it moved. The way her body moved across the stage, the way her curves filled By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Best Mismatch: Drew Barrymore So I know her face doesn’t match her neck, but only when you look up close…right? Besides that, doesn’t Drew look divine? Healthy and sweet and fresh and glowing and single and most of all, boobs NOT flailing from side to side – I admit it…I can’ By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Worst Couple: The Trumps A windbag and his femmebot and her monster sized tits…and he has the nerve to call Rosie ugly??? Bitch…please. Your wife is wearing POWDER BLUE!!!! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
