Brad Pitt Brad vs Ben vs Jack A battle of Gwyneth’s exes. Do you love it? You might hate my girl but her romantic resume is killer. Anyway, not necessarily a lock for Pitt at the Globes. The Hollywood Foreign Press could make this their annual WTF category. Or not. Because let’s face it, they’ By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: the Aunt Flow excuse Us Weekly is reporting that Nicole"s friends are reporting that the Vicodin/pot/driving on the wrong side of the highway/DUI arrest incident was brought on by her period. Apparently her cramps were so hardcore she needed to pop a few pills. Right. Let"s suspend By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: new weave, new stains, nipples too While much has been made about the breasts - many of you have emailed raggin" on her for exposing her tits now and not her hoo hoo - I really don"t see the problem. She"s wearing a see through blouse and she went to the By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers and The Lion Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston How Matthew Keeps Fit My favourite story of the day – whether it’s grunting and sweating on the beach, or doing yoga on the beach, or showing off his greasy monkey chest wherever he goes, Matthew McConaughey is endlessly amusing. Currently promoting his new movie We Are Marshall, Matthew is doing press and talking By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Gisele Bundchen The Daily Gorgessity: Audrey Tautou Undeniable. Look at her. Look at her and tell me she’s not insanely beautiful. New stills from her new movie Hors de Priz, effortless perfection, absolutely flawless. I used to say if I could look like anyone it would be Gisele Bundchen. I think I now have to change By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced Tom Cruise and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Vince Vaughn Angie & Jen: a truce? The new cover of Us Weekly – hilarious caption and even more hilarious details inside: Jen suffers another humiliating split. Ouch. Janice Min REALLY hates her, doesn’t she? According to the magazine, Jennifer has been calling Brad to help her get over getting dumped by Vince Vaughn. Her rep denies By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt How the Pitts gush Angelina Jolie gets cheesy…who would have thought? But if there was ever a week to show a “softer” side, this would be it. Because tattoos and airplanes won’t win over the MiniVan Majority and there’s nothing like a cheesy, gushy, public proclamation of love to chip away By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Marc Anthony Britney: always dumb, still blind Look at this f*ckin’ tool. Britney’s new man, the one she was making out with, I can’t be bothered to learn his name. He might have a job and he may be helping her produce a decent record but still…why does she insist on dudes who By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Angelina Jolie Angelina: couture pilot Another photo from Vogue - Angelina upping the cool quotient by flying her plane while rockin" a designer suit. Love how her legs are spread so unflatteringly while she"s navigating. And I can just hear the MiniVan prudes sniping: how positively unladylike! Dude - she"s By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Girlcrushing on Katherine Heigl She’s not a size 0. She’s not even a size 2. But she looks better than any twiggy cracked out skank who can fit into the standard. Katherine Heigl at the Dreamgirls premiere last night, dressing for her body, dressing appropriately, dressing like a woman with curves who By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger The Maid & Makeup Exclusive Giveaway! More holiday gift ideas if you haven’t finished your shopping. Two prizes, four winners. First for readers in Canada: lifeEXPERIENCES, the ultimate gift card for convenience and pampering, now available at Shopper’s Drug Mart – I’m giving away TWO Merry Maids certificates (just to be clear, 2 people By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: a PDA clinic You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo De-Bloats? Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Wonky Email Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
