Elton John Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa at 35 Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Three Whiskers Sells Videos Ew. He may have plucked those three little hairs growing out of his chin but a pair of manly balls is still decidedly absent. Here’s Orly at some Netflix event the other day continuing to milk his teenage appeal. Can’t imagine what my Kiki would possibly want to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Djimon Hounsou My Leo can parallel park Leo, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou the Hotness at the Blood Diamond premiere last night. Also Leo in black and white in NY Magazine – thanks Helene for the tip! People are already buzzing about a double nod come Oscar time. My concern is that they’ll cancel each other out, By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mos Def Britney’s Perfect Defense A wild 3 weeks, she’s acknowledged as much, but the response is cheeky and light and warm and most importantly, it is encouraging. And this is what I meant last week when I compared Britney’s brain to my dog’s - small, low functioning, with remarkable flashes of By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Torn between Audrey and Eva Who do I love more? Eva Green, as you know, is my new girl grush. But then there"s Audrey...always Audrey. Check it out from the pages of French Elle - seriously, does it get any better? I went to a French school for a few years, with By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Maxim Pene December. Maxim. Stunning. Single. Beard? Hope not. Source By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Mick Jagger Carson Daly: Becoming Mick Jagger The thinnification of Carson Daly has got.to.stop. You tell me - doesn"t he look more Mick than cute all American??? I mean, I"m all for healthy but when healthy sucks the life and the padding and 40 years from your body, when this version By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman On Board with Victoria Beckham If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Digits on the Run A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. A special bond exists between artist and subject – as explained to me, when something clicks, so to speak, it just clicks, and it’ By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal About Rachel & Adam Varying reports about their split – People is saying it happened back in October, that his trip to join her in Toronto for a few days while she was shooting Jumper was just a friendly visit, that they had already parted at that point. Us Weekly is saying it just happened, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Illiterate: Kevin Federline’s Publicist Seriously…this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever read – even funnier than Lilo’s incoherent rambling following the death of Robert Altman. Turns out Kevin Federline went to dinner last night. After dinner, half a dozen (or less) journalists were asked to show up to interview him. Kevin obliged. By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lilo’s Tenty Tits Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Rossum: Chad Michael Murray Oh please. Is he serious? Is he f*cking serious? I remember watching Dawson’s Creek a few years ago, Chad Michael Murray played a character named Charlie, I think it was Charlie, love interest first for Jen Linley, eventually winning Joey’s heart before … I can’t be bothered By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize & Stuart: still strong Amid the string of separations, rest assured Charlize and Stuart are currently in no danger of splitting. She’s been in Canada, shooting a movie in Regina, has traveled to Vancouver on a couple of occasions to shoot scenes for The Battle in Seattle which Stuart is directing. Last Friday By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim It’s a shame, really. A shame that Tom Cruise couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
