Britney Spears Britney Spears: The Letterman Message The last time she visited with Dave it was to announce her second pregnancy and if you recall, she pulled the surprise move to thwart KFed from selling the story and other details about their private lives to the tabloids - a not-so-subtle message that she was done with his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban The Daily Puppet: Keith Urban Kenny Chesney took home Entertainer of the Year honours at the CMA Awards last night – well deserved according to everyone in Nashville and not exactly a surprise. As one of my sources said to me last week, “The only way Keith wins it is if SHE buys it for him By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat Extorted Some loser from Turkey is claiming he is the real life inspiration behind Borat – convenient now that the movie has broken records at the box office. Mahir Cagri is a freelance journalist who dresses up in embarrassingly unflattering swimwear to entice women over the internet: "Who is want to By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Intro for Nov 07, 2006 Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed in NYC: the highbrow review Apparently the only people who showed up to watch his assy performance were either given free tickets or assigned to do it because they were reporters. Click here to read this hilarious piece of literary genius by New York Magazine. The most brilliant review about the sh-ttest show ever. Love, By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone eTalk Madonna Exclusive! The Other Mother! If you’ve been following the Madonna adoption saga, you will not that David’s biological father has not been shy with the press, with one account after another about what really happened, Madonna’s intentions, his own intentions, and most recently, that a Canadian woman had been caring for By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney distressed? Emails are flying in from all over NYC today. Buzz in the Big Apple is that late last week, Britney was rumoured to be seen bawling her eyes out at her hotel after slamming down her cell phone in frustration, presumably after speaking with KFed. That golddigging piece of sh-t By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds The Daily McGosling: Breakfast in Toronto Here you go McGoslings – since y’all can’t go a couple of days without wringing your hands with worry, fretting about the Notebook status, here’s your Monday medication courtesy of several readers lucky enough to have breakie with Rachel and Ryan on Sunday! Thanks to Katy H for By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: Hard Work before the Holidays Seriously …look at this woman. Barely a trace of makeup, no special lighting, no special digitized Oprah cameras giving the illusion of perfection – Just Angelina, gorgessity in its purest from. Next to this, Gisele Bundchen doesn’t even stand a chance, never mind Jennifer Aniston. A weekend apart for the By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Evangeline Lilly In person – unbelievably goodlooking AND Hobbit-free AND a PERFECT nose. Even more perfect than Courteney Cox’s nose. So perfect she’s now my Nose Idol. If I could replace my own Hawk Honker with Evangeline’s perky little pointer, I’d die a happy bitch. Here’s Evangeline at By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven? The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Truth About Romeo Poor little guy. After being hospitalized several times over the last year, Romeo Beckham has been diagnosed with epilepsy, as revealed by Victoria when they were surrounding by pappies with flash cameras at Heathrow airport last Saturday. When the bulbs starting popping, Romeo apparently “started screaming in terror”, kicking with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban set free? Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. The reason: Stav was keeping her waiting by prolonging his final moments By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock The Daily Dirty Sexy: Lukas Rossi It’s sick, I know. I don’t understand it myself, hot tears of shame sting my skin, and still it has to be said: there is something about Lukas Rossi – winning contestant from Rock Star Supernova, also Canadian like that wanker JD Fortune but MUCH MUCH MUCH more worthy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
