Brad Pitt JLo & Those Girls The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck All of Liv’s Lovers Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches? They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Josh & Diane in Paris I was going to call it “Josh & Diane: crazy in love” but couldn’t stomach the cheese. Still…it would have been an appropriate title, non? Soooo cute together. Here they are at the airport in Paris on Sunday, clearly Diane is a fan of the new hawk, clearly By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law Cam: another day, another classic It’s a full blown obsession now, tracking Cameron’s closet and all the wonderful things coming out of it. Have a look, The Holiday premiere in Spain, the only thing wrong with these photos is that Jude Law is in one of them. Maybe he should just give in By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards and the Hall of Fame Oh this has to rank, doesn’t it? Top to bottom, head to toe... Denise Richards has achieved a level of atrocity that merits immediate induction into the Worst Ever Hall of Fame – good for me since I hate that f&cking bitch, very very bad for her since By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani Janet Jackson: The Worst Five Minutes Ago That her cd tanked, that it simply didn’t sell, that her new songs are lacking – not the truest signs of a career on life support. What really gives it away is the hair. Weeks after Gwen Stefani went there, did that, even after Nelly Furtado went there, did that, By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Thinnification of Carrie Underwood? I don’t remember her looking this sculpted before…do you? Not necessarily alarming yet but still, there’s a sharpness to her frame that smells of starvation – the Hollywood kind, you know? A pressured standard of weight loss also found in Ashlee Simpson and Anna Kournikova. It’s the By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Susan Forever Source At the International Film Festival in Marrakesh on Friday – mature but still marvellous, a legend, a classic, Susan Sarandon will never be out of style. The activism, the unconventional relationship, the impressive career choices, sprinkled with a little bit o’ fun, passing on surgery (so far), and those breasts, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow: the snotty backpedal I love it when my girl speaks…she’s always good for some snotty classics, non? As opposed to others who go on Oprah and end up saying absolutely nothing, other than life is beautiful, things are great, really, really, really great, and when it rains, things get wet but By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon: The Best Revenge At the Kennedy Centre Honours last night for the Dolly Parton tribute – a very loud, very gorgeous F*ck You to Ryan Phillippe. Wow. I think this is the best I’ve seen her, more beautiful than ever. And while looks are certainly not everything, trust me when I tell By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica spills and spills Source In two outfit changes at the Kennedy Center Honours last night, both dresses unable to contain her ample cleave. Or, for that matter, her linebacker shoulders. Now I’m not a man, not a lesbian but seriously, as MK from DListed would say… Would you hit it? Would you By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce: No Hate for Hudson…besides, she’s fat Y’all fried Gwyneth for talkin’ outta her ass, well now how about B? Heavy promotion right now for Dreamgirls, amid speculation that she’s bitter about all the attention being heaped on co-star, breakout Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce denied the gossip, claiming she had nothing but respect for Jennifer and By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John George Clooney: sadness and hotness As you probably know, George lost his pig on Friday after 18 years, Max’s heart gave out, he died while George was away promoting The Good German. And as is the case with most things related to George, even the fact that he had a pet pig makes him By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: The Golden Age New stills from the movie, her second effort at Elizabeth – yet another sure Oscar nomination, on her way to becoming a legend, not unlike Judi Dench who secures a nomination for so much as sneezing in a film. And it really is a golden age for actresses when you think By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
