Kevin Federline KFed Jr: putting wife to work Junior didn’t poke out his eyes and swallow his appetite only to be cut out of the will. Junior has expectations, Junior cheated on his wife, left his home, left his children for a good, fair, chunky cut of the Spelling fortune and Candy’s clever, cunning c*ckblock By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Pacey Rocks the Faux Hawk Total.Loin.Quiveration. Joshua Jackson in New York at an evening honouring the Laramie Project the other day modeling a new ‘do without as much flair as Becks or Maddox, for that matter, but just as adorable, especially so as he’s throwing his support behind efforts to fight homophobia By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Halle Berry Ewan McGregor: Hot & Silver for Miss Potter Those shoes on anyone else would be total ass. On Ewan McGregor…hotness. Love.Him. Don’t know why it’s always Jude Law who sets the loins ablaze. Between the two friends, for me, it’s always been Ewan, particularly when he’s wearing black eyeliner and lusting openly By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears at 25 A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Porcine in LA Not the best angle of her nose, is it? Here’s my girl arriving in LA, local gossips tell me she’ll be hooking up with Katie for a pappy frenzied visit to Barney’s in addition to taking a few meetings about her jeans line AND a potential reality By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Svelte & Sour for Miss Potter Lovely and thin but positively sour-faced at the London premiere of Miss Potter on Sunday – perhaps because Harvey Weinstein is reportedly focusing much of his energies securing an Oscar nod for his new favourite Sienna Miller instead of a horse that has won for him in the past? If so, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Brad & Angelina: the Ultimate Hotness Another one from the pages of Vogue - thanks to RaqcheL for sending. But seriously...look at these two. Does it get any hotter? Does it get any cooler? More importantly though - the fact that they were willing to appear together, like this, without the kids as a buffer, By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Lohan Value System These bitches need to make up their f&cking minds. TMZ has a clip of Dina Lohan’s comments on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to promote Ali Lohan’s Christmas album. Shockingly enough, Ryan decided to grow some balls and ask Dina on the air about By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway –the winners It’s a dead heat. Half of you think Britney is the greater trainwreck, the other half Lindsay. The winners and their positions below, don’t forget there’s the Desperate Giveaway that closes on Saturday, and another exclusive offer later today, with Runway coming next week. Oh and one By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Idlewild Exclusive Giveaway! Another stocking stuffer. André Benjamin and Antwan A. Patton otherwise known as Outkast – a throwback piece with their own unique twist with kick ass beats and the hotness that is Andre 3000. The Idlewild DVD comes out next Tuesday, I have 3 copies available so if you’re interested, send By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Mimi: Mimi in Aspen! Source As I’ve told you – Mimi is my new Hoff. Completely ridiculous, defying explanation, but when I see her, I smile. When I see her, wrapped up in a sh-tload of Hello Kitty tackiness, I can’t help but be amused, it brings delight to my day. What’s By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Angelina: the highly anticipated Vogue photos Source Just 2 pages of what is one of the most eagerly awaited issues of Vogue – the Annie Leibovitz shoot in an airfield, you’ll recall I reported several weeks ago that the photos are supposedly so stunning Brad wanted private ones for himself. If these 2 are any indication, By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney & Paris: the birthday countdown Her birthday is tomorrow, neither one will give official word about the Billboard Awards on Monday – do you smell something in the works? Last night at Area, Britney and Paris reunited after spending a couple nights apart…or was it a night? I can’t keep track, it’s all By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Double Ingrate: Heath & Michelle They say they’re not getting married, despite numerous reports that they were seen applying for a marriage license in NYC. Whatever. They also hate you, more specifically, Michelle apparently hates her fans, as I mentioned the other day when I wrote about a fansite being shut down, new details By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Brad Old & Bald Costume for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button co-starring Cate Blanchett currently shooting in New Orleans. An exclusive from my sources, as I told you 2 weeks ago, The Chosen Family is rumoured to have purchased a home in the Garden District and have been able to roam around town By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
