Elton John Johnny Depp If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Handicapping the Sexiest Man Alive Around this time every year for the last 3 years, I have made my prediction for People Magazine"s Sexiest Man Alive. As it stands, I"m 2 for 3 with Jude Law as the only aberration and accurately naming Matthew McConaughey six weeks in advance 12 months By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Like his friend, always up for consideration year after year. Arguments for: 1. Dominated gossip discussion for the better part of 18 months 2. New role as a doting father and philanthropist has endeared him to many new fans 3. Professional success including Oscar buzz for Babel and production kudos By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Patrick Dempsey The overwhelming favourite, at least in North America. Arguments for: 1. Grey"s Anatomy is the hottest show on television 2. Everyone loves a comeback 3. He"s married, is a father, no rumours of conventional infidelity, and twins on the way 4. He has great hair 5. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Gwyneth goes Lotus Speaking of my Gwynnie, The Sun is also making a big deal about her supposed new diet, as recommended by one Dr. Joshi - same dude who hooked her up with the macribiotic diet in the first place, who has also treated Cate Blanchett and Kate Moss in the past. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Rosario Dawson: The Queen of Always Miss If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Intro for Oct 11, 2006 Dear gossips, Fresh column below and real time blogging throughout the day on Wednesday so please check back often for new posts. And if you missed Tuesday"s articles, please click on "THIS WEEK" from the left hand side of your page to get caught up. There By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2 Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Brittany Murphy Mother Ginger is a Goddess Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels. And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Have a look at gorgeous Geri Halliwell - every inch By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck A Baby like Violet My brother-in-law decided to have three children two years apart: Oliver is 8, Noah is 6, Veronica is 4, and as much as I adore them, they are the reason I am never having children. One day not too far from now, they will ask me: Why don"t By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body. Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Cam from the front, JT from behind Why go to Hyde when you"re only going to hide? But can you believe Pipsqueak kept his Man in check? An incident with the pappies that ended without incident...I"m impressed. I"m also impressed by Cam"s dark beauty. Love her with raven By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Non-Marital Bed A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely. It"s that age old debate, you know? What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can" By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Last Word The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Karl & Kate: Manorexic and his Muse His head is, without exaggeration, double hers. And though I vowed not to comment on her weight issues anymore, I can"t help but wonder if Karl Lagerfeld and his bitchbeating fan are the best influences to have around when one is trying to develop more positive eating habits. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Johnny & Jennifer: just one night It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
