Elizabeth Hurley Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Why Kiki owns the carpet In case you haven’t heard, it’s been several months of pro-love Dunst over here with no signs of slowing down, especially on nights like these - an authoritative reminder of why few of her peers can quite work it her way. And even in the hate days, even By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate sings, Kate snotty? Much has been made in the world of gossip about these photos of Kate Moss from a Babyshambles performance with Pete Doherty the other day, during which she joined in song and supposedly sported some suspect substances up her nose. Personally, I can’t see what they’re talking about… By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Meth Eyes & Ciggies at Marie Antoinette Everybody loves Sofia Coppola and the A-list proved it last night at a special screening of Marie Antoinette. Kiki rocked, more on that later, but note three other starlets who arrived in opposing fashion – two clients of the embattled Rachel Zoe, stylist and alleged meth pusher to the skinny clique, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Anne Hathaway: Devil in Japan In Tokyo to promote DWP. Not a huge fan, particularly not during award season earlier this year when she showed up assier and assier with each passing event. And to be honest, she kinda freaks me out…can’t put my finger on it, all I know is that at By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Brilliant Boleyn Casting I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Gosling in Iowa Received an email from a reader called Brittany today who wrote in with the following sighting: "hey lainey i met ryan gosling today in iowa!!!! i stopped at a gas station with my boyfriend and believe it or not ryan gosling was there. i couldn"t believe it! By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Heather fights dirty A new report in the UK Daily Mail today reveals that Heather Mills is planning to bring out her ultimate bitch in an attempt to vindicate herself both publicly and financially in what could be one of the ugliest and most expensive divorces in British history. The article notes that By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Not for the By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Always Posh, only Posh Save it, ok? I know you’re going to cut her, I know you’ll look at these undated photos (considering the hair, they must be pretty recent) and go off about her concrete boob job and the c*cksucking cheekbones and the permapout and the endless CHAV. I know. By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett The Underrated Cate Blanchett Now THIS is how it"s done. They"re a few days old, taken at the Premiere Women in Hollywood event last week but largely overlooked and unfairly so because Cate Blanchett is almost always head to toe perfection and it"s never because she"s By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mark Wahlberg The Daily Lagerfeld: Marky Manorexic Something tells me Le Karl would approve very much, something tells me the bitch beating fan will not need to make an appearance for Mark Wahlberg, shown here at the premiere of The Departed - cute but a little gaunt and while we"re at it, speaking from my By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Brandon Davis Kate Bosworth: Rebound Requirements No food, just ciggies, and a model too. Everyone lost their sh*t today over this guy: James Rousseau né Osborne, British model for Hugo Boss, photographed with Orly"s ex, no whiskers in sight but really??? Is he really worth the hype? Sure, sure…he"s empirically By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Patrick Dempsey The Daily McDreamy: McDreamy goes shopping I"m a Dr. Burke girl myself but hey, I know when I"m in the minority and I think in this case, it"s probably 10 to 1. So here’s Patrick Dempsey at the market, hair tucked under a cap, filling in that t-shirt rather By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid: a downsize don"t buy decent Much has been made of her ghetto tits shrinkage, perhaps an attempt to salvage what"s left of a body abused and a career even more so. I suppose they do look smaller and the fact that she"s not drunk and sweaty and stumbling could be called By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
