Jessica Alba The Daily Crazy: Renee in Vancouver Part 3 Like I said yesterday, I don't know what"s going on with this girl. Maybe it's method acting, maybe Kenny Chesney, Jack White, Beatrix Potter…maybe they all f*cked her up good. Whatever the case, she's fallen down and hit her head By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Elle Macpherson"s perfect breasts She"s a loopy ass crank but hey, I love her, I love her body, I especially love her boobs. They sag the way a 40 year old set should sag, savvy? I mean, look at that. Look at the downward slope, no right angles, nothing hard, nothing fake, By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Last Word This is for the girls at the Stollery Children"s Hospital NICU - for doing what you do, I can"t even imagine, I"m honoured there"s something you find helpful in reading my column. One last, last, last clue. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: lazy is as lazy does Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all By Lainey • Sep 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Defending Madge Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie loves meth, kicks meth, hates you I"m loathe to bag on someone for coming clean about drug use, I"m especially loathe to bag on someone who is speaking out against the intoxicating appeal of crystal meth, quite possibly the most dangerous drug on the planet right now, both for its potency and By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Kate: the Capri Comeback? First palazzo jeans …now capris? On her, anything I suppose. But even Kate can"t escape the weird way they taper on a side angle, though the belt saves it all, it"s the best that redeems it for me. But really??? Wasn"t 2002 just, like, By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Last Word Heads up Toronto… the 5th Annual Booby Ball goes down on September 29th at Maro with all proceeds benefitting Rethink Breast Cancer. These girls threw me a fabulous, fabulous soiree in July at Czehoski, this time they"re rockin" it with an Asian punk theme, so go find By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pipsqueak & the ball drop A manly man new album and a campaign to erase the boyband era - it"s the Hollywood equivalent of a testosterone shot to finally lower those adolescent balls and in Justin Timberlake"s case to get rid of that pipsqueak once and for all. Too bad his By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks on Posh, Posh on alert We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Kate Moss and the Denim of Tomorrow So Kate Moss, whose body is usually a harbinger of the fashion future, showed up glowing and gorgeous at the TopShop show today wearing what I like to call palazzo jeans. High waisted, big arsed, as in what our mothers wore in the 70s. Only on her, they looked hot. By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Jude Law: Dandy does New Orleans For the premiere of All the Kings Men. Can you see now why my loins are dead to Jude? And while we’re at it… is it just me or is his head exceptionally large compared to the rest of his body? Just asking… By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Last Word Russell Crowe is not Grizzly, Grumpy, and High, though you’re close in a continental sort of way. And it’s not Brad Pitt either. Not even close. Huge discrepancy in Hollywood stature to say nothing of GGH’s lack of media mastery, hardly deserving of a title, which brings By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears On Sutton Pierce Federline SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: Mama Drama & The Hospital ... again Drew Barrymore all over again… don’t you think? Once again, Lilo was taken to hospital, the 5th or 6th time in less than a year, this time for a “fractured” wrist, something about slipping and falling at a Milk Studios party, something about a lawsuit because the establishment didn’ By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Brandy Norwood About Project Runway My heartfelt thanks to Amy Waters and the lovely gossips at Alliance Atlantis for the opportunity to attend the Project Runway finale in NYC on Friday morning. Don’t want to spoil it for any of you but I’ll tell you that from the catty whispers I overheard immediately By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
