Nicole Kidman Forever Linda, Forever Christy This one’s for my cousin Dex ... Longtime readers are no doubt aware of my devotion to the “Original Girls”…the original supermodels: Linda, Christy, Naomi, Tatiana, and Cindy, so I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I had to fork over six bucks for the newest issue By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Paul vs. Heather: it’s on bitch! Like my best friend Gwyneth, I adore the Brits. And part of the reason behind my shameless anglophilia is because the Brits, above all, know how to fight the good fight. Never mind the tried and true “irreconcilable differences” approach to celebrity split. Divorce is dirty. And a billion dollar By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
The Incredible Shrinking Anna K In LA last week. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have a problem. And don’t tell me my smutty riddles are full of sh*t. By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Daily Tara Reid: Nicky Hilton Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Drew Barrymore I know I keep saying this but man, Drew Barrymore just gets better and better. See what I mean about embracing your 30s? Has she ever been more beautiful? Healthy body, great skin, the most infectious smile…I am totally girl crushing. You? By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Chris & Apple out and about And speaking of my goddaughter, here she is with Daddy in London, looking every inch the English high society princess. Now is it just me or is this child going to be TALL? By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word All my best wishes to Jill in Yellowknife who is getting married on Saturday. Congratulations darling! Have a great weekend. Fresh column Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen & Dave rumour control Gloat ahead. Skip the next if you can"t handle. In our world of gossip saturation, it can be a challenge to distinguish between the cream and the crap - especially when it comes to the weeklies. What you prefer is your business, but I would caution against putting By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Gossip Future US Weekly made, like, the funnest game today - a projected look into Hollywood Future, with "forensic imaging" predictors for several high profile celebrity spawn. Not surprisingly Lourdes Ciccone Leon comes out the biggest winner while Apple ends up looking properly constipated which, I suppose, isn"t By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira"s great choices I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Pro-love for Jessica Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Firecrotch overheats Have you heard? Lilo was hospitalised yesterday for getting too hot on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. It was a scorching day in Hollywood and apparently she withered under the sun, after working for over 10 hours straight. Right. You ever been on a film set? You By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry on a Horse has a Horse Not very mature, I know. But still, it would be criminal NOT to acknowledge Harry"s wonderful equine attributes. And I think we can now conclude DEFINITIVELY why he is the better prince. Because while his brother got stuck with a set of honking beaver bucks, Harry was spared By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jason George Is it cheating if it"s allowed? If you DO NOT condone the gaygay or if you are offended by gay culture and the lifestyle, DO NOT READ FURTHER. Consider yourself warned. So Lance Bass is gay. … …. Really??? Well colour me homo, I had NO idea! And this cover shot of him doesn"t give it By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
