Ben Stiller Kate Bosworth wastes everything It pains me. And I don"t mean her. If she wants to starve herself straight to E! True Hollywood Story, who are we to stop her? Besides, my anti-anorexic focus is being largely consumed by much more interesting personalities - like Posh and Richie and Knightley and that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Johnny Depp We need to talk about SuperGay First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Do you Fantoo? Fantoo is one of my favourite sites, run by two amazing women who can talk your jock off about sports without sounding pink and prissy but also without looking big and butchy. Just.Like.You. And me too. So the Fantoo girls have invited me to join their weekly podcast By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Disappointment: Kate Moss In my book, she can do no wrong. But this…this is a giant vajayjay. And hey, if anyone can rock a giant vajayjay, it"s Kate Moss. Unfortunately however, the giant vajayjay is making her look - gasp! - wide. Now you know me. I"m all By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Karma Face: Claire Danes In London at the Serpentine Gallery event yesterday. Twenty-six going on forty - you see what happens when you steal from a pregnant woman? That"s right, y"all. It"s karma face splashed all over Claire Danes. Feng shui payback at its finest. I mean, look… By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Cam & JT at Nobu See? He"s is wearing the hottest clothes these days…and he STILL looks like a little boy! That jacket is a dream though. And his girlfriend ain"t lookin" too bad either. Here they are leaving Nobu in London tonight, separately of course, but together all By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell The Daily Double Loin Quiveration: Colin & Ewan Ladies and gays… feast your eyes! They"re shooting a movie together. Lucky us! Colin Farrell it goes without saying. Now that he"s ungreased, unbloated, and presumably undrugged, he"s back to "yes please and as rough as you like" status. As for Ewan? By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Meet the Beckhams 2.0 Remember Vicky"s protégé from the World Cup? Cheryl Tweedy ? Well, it looks like Posh"s got herself a little clone because as you can see, Cheryl and her fiance Ashley Cole are trying out the Beckham vibe while hawking some lottery thing in the UK today. I& By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Mel Gibson Lilo & McConnaughey??? That"s what I"m hearing exclusively, gossips. Just got a hot tip that Matthew was having a casual bash at his place in Malibu on Saturday and Lindsay was "all over him", practically dry f&cking him in front a room full of people. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards: back to basics Check out Denise looking remarkably good as a high priced call girl for a photo shoot recently. Kinda puts those Heidi Fleiss rumours into perspective, non? What is it that they always say? Once a whore, always a … what? What is it? And if you"re new to the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Being nice to SJP So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it& By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Kiki D is back to blonde Spiderman has wrapped, Kiki is back in LA, the red is gone, the blonde is back, and I think she looks good. Strange, isn"t it? That in the last 6 months my love/hate relationship with Kiki has melted into indifference? Sure, she needs an attitude adjustment, and By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Momma Sci emerges, Little Sci still missing Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect. Now according to the article, some "clerk at By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Jake & Natalie at the beach Speaking of publicity stunts…here we go again. As you can see, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman were snapped at the beach the other day, inspiring renewed interest in a possible romance, especially since he was also photographed a few weeks ago giving her flowers on her birthday. I can By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth emerges, Moses not missing I cannot tell you how much I"ve missed my best friend. And so it is with much joy and much pride that I share this with you, from the pages of the NY Post and made available by a Gwynnie fan site referred to me by the lovely By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
