Cameron Diaz Pro-Love for Diaz Dark Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law The Daily Ugly: The Curse of People Magazine? I"m starting to think we might be on to something. They say that there"s a curse with In Style Magazine, that if you"re engaged and if you appear on the cover with a wedding dress on, you don"t end up getting married. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie The Bag & the Book Many of you have asked about the bag and the book from last column and I"m too lazy to reply individually so if you don"t care, skip to the next. My beloved bag, as seen on Angelina Jolie"s shoulder, is a Tammi Lyn Hobo, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba The New and Improved Julia Roberts In more ways than one? Clearly much better than the last go round of ads for Ferre in which she looked like an equine elf, hair pulled back, decided unglamourous. And that skirt is spectacular! A curious Julia these days, non? Extremely low key, almost eager to go unnoticed, mother By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts answer back Breaking up, huh? Telling Angie he still loves Jen, huh? Please. Look at this woman. Next to Angelina Jolie, there is no other. And any suggestion of Brad Pitt pining for Jennifer Aniston after being blessed with the opportunity not only to be Jolie"s acknowledged lover, but to By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock VB TV UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I" By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Gospel of The Karl In the upcoming issue of Harper"s Bazaar, the world"s most fashionable manorexic has weighed in on celebrity - Lagerfeld Lessons that you best heed before he bitchbeats you with his fan. On Jessica Simpson: Ecch. I"m not that impressed. I"m not that By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom & Katie brave the backlash Every morning, my dog Marcus wakes up some time between 6:00am and 6:07am because like all beagles, he suffers from perpetual hunger. Lucky for me, I’m the one who usually gets trampled as he launches himself off the bed and into the kitchen, believing that food will By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Beautiful Kate in London My sad list: 1. The Leafs. No further explanation required. 2. Michelle Kwan never won gold 3. Dan Marino never won a Superbowl 4. JK might kill Harry 5. Hilary Swank has two Academy Awards and Kate Winslet has none??? WTF??? I love Kate Winslet. I.Love.Her. For her By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: Becoming Jennifer Grey If you"re devoted to Dirty Dancing, the original of course, in which Baby should never be put in a corner, you should be familiar with Jennifer Grey, once a promising actress with a bright future and a unique, hawkey kinda nose - distinctive, different, delightful. And then she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Patrick Dempsey Beautiful Halle in Vancouver Image for exclusive use by Laineygossip.com courtesy Flynet Pictures. For a new movie with David Duchovny and Benicio del Toro called Things We Lost in the Fire. The dream of a model boyfriend is apparently with her as well. Or at least he was last week when they celebrated By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton: sucking cock will give you wonky eye I really didn"t want to do this, to write about her this week, to throw the spotlight any more than I have to on the launch of her record. But Blender changed all that. An "insightful" interview in which Paris talks Paris, the famous interview with By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Mary Kate Check out Lilo the other night at Hyde - we"ll get to her skitty appearance in a bit but the blatant MK rip off is undeniable. Who knew that little Olsen had this much clout? As for my girl…my Lindsay…have to tell you, I"m By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Pete arrested, Kate spared A blessing in disguise, don"t you think? Just before he was to jet off to Bali to marry Kate Moss, Pete Doherty - surprise! - was busted in London for possession and sent back to rehab. In other words - crisis averted, if only temporarily. I fear she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess & Ken: Like Fag, Like Hag I"m starting to have a crisis of confidence about Jessica Simpson. Is it just me? It must just be me. Maybe I"m the one with low classy taste. Maybe I"m the only one who fails to see the brilliance in all of this. Because By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
