Most Disappointing: Sandra Oh Never in a million years would I have predicted Ellen over Sandra. But here it is – my Canadian Asian sister… she stumbled tonight, non? Thing is – I like the accessories, I like the gold silver combination, tacky yesterday but acceptable today, and what’s more, according to the fashionista breed, By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Patrick Dempsey Worst Couple: Mr & Mrs Dempsey I have never seen this bitch look happy. Or pleasant. Or even indifferent. And I am now convinced that there is something eating at her, eating her alive, a poisonous bitter pill lodged in her soul, incapable of enthusiasm even in the Hollywood world of play pretend. As for those By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Best Black: Virginia Madsen All over it. The plunge and the girls - fake or not, who cares - showcased quite nicely in black lace, and to me, the purple sash was just the right accent. Controversial, perhaps. Some of you might find the heaving cleave a little too distracting. But she’s 40+ By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Most Improved: Ellen Pompeo Oh.My.Goddess. She lives on…she very well could be eating… am in shock… You? Am also quite a fan of the dress. Galliano for Dior, not for everyone, kinda risky actually…but it works, as does her skin – a nice rosy glow due in part to makeup and By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Best White: Eva Longoria Will rush through this, really can’t bear it but have to admit, she surprised me. In my opinion, it’s her best colour. And she doesn’t look cheap. And it isn’t clinging to her body. And her boyfriend is really cute. And if anyone can pull off By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Most Desperate: Kyra Sedgwick This one really hurts. Because I adore Kyra Sedgwick, I’d never voluntarily utter a negative word against Kyra Sedgwick, and I wish it could have been different, I wish she could have dialled it down just a notch, I wish she hadn’t pulled an SJP trying to pull By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Heidi Klum Best Hair: Heidi Klum A total goddess. Regal upsweep – love it. And even more I love how she positively glows, I love how this woman just keeps pushin’ ‘em out without cuttin’ ‘em out – good ol’ Eastern European genes, like my Polish in-laws, built for babies and bouncing back after babies. Take my sister-in-law: By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Worst White: Debra Messing Hated it. Blah. And was she the most annoying red carpet interview or what? A far cry from the Debra of years past, the Debra who never went safe, the Debra who didn’t become a diva and talk all over her co-stars. It’s a testament to Megan Mullaly’ By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Best Breasts: Katherine Heigl Real, full, juicy, contained – what’s not to love? Especially since this girl rocks a healthy body with healthy curves and a motherload of horny. And she’s nice. Did I mention she’s nice? Charlize Theron: eat your bitchy heart out. But one small, teeny tiny complaint? I hate By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Worst Imitation of Cate Blanchett: Cheryl Hines Sometimes someone will come along and own something so completely, it’s just plain lunacy to even attempt to go near it, no matter how long ago that was. In 1999, Cate Blanchett rocked the Oscar carpet in an amazing, one of a kind, unforgettable Galliano that goes down as By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Harry Potter Worst Manorexic Tanorexic: Harry Hamlin A total has-been, I know, and yet in honour of Karl Lagerfeld, I feel we must single out Harry for his impressive starvational abilities. Bitchbeaten by a fan? Not Harry, not if he keeps this up. These sunken cheeks have Chanel written all over them, to say nothing of the By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Rob Lowe Best Red: Alison Janney I miss The West Wing. I have missed it since Rob Lowe decided to grow an attitude, I savoured the end when Sam came back, and I hope to Goddess Studio 60 is just as sharp. And while there are many things to be thankful for about The West Wing, By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Owen Wilson Most Adorable: Chandra Wilson It’s the first time I’ve seen her out of scrubs, out of character actually…and isn’t she the most adorable thing, like, ever??? There’s something to be said for not trying too hard or trying too little, for showing up, enjoying the moment, without expectation or By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Best Scientologist: Leah Remini The liquid diet, the alien hypnosis, the church teachings…whatever it was, it certainly worked because Leah dropped a ton of weight… and fast. Check the trademark dead eyes though. Look familiar? Katie Holmes, anyone home? And … umm…what’s with the ankle lock? A motion monitor is one thing By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Emmy Fashion 2006 Time to debate. So let me hear it if you disagree and remember - my approach on these occasions has always been to see it from what “they” have access to vs. what “we” have access to. Totally different playing field because when there are stylists and publicists and villages By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
