The Daily Footie: Luca Toni How could the last Daily Footie not be from the Azzurri? And how could any woman or gaygay resist the charms of Luca Toni? I’m sure I don’t need to explain to his hotness to your loins. The man is sex on a pitch, that’s all. However, By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Lake Bell Guesses, guesses, guesses Lance Armstrong does not play the sympathy card. But you’re very, very close, geographically speaking. The Belle from Hell is not Farrah Fawcett or Suzanne Somers. Fast forward about 20 years and a much longer employment record. To the Le Chateau girls: Andie McDowell isn’t your girl. Wrong By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Mos Def Halle, Gabriel & the shortcoming explanation Like many of you, I was devastated by the size-challenged revelation from a few weeks back. However, my spirits were lifted when several of you wrote to argue that Gabriel is a grow-er and not a show-er. Definitely something to hang my hat on, so to speak, which is why By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake JT SexyStyle To tell you the truth, I don’t care for the SexyBack. If I wanted warbled singing, I’d throw in some Love After Love, you know what I mean? Having said that, I am all over Pipsqueak’s attempt at dressing up adult. The silk neck scarf thing is By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Christina Aguilera Christina minus red Check out Christina Aguilera after dinner the other night. If you can, try to focus on her lips and not her bra-less tits. You will note that her trademark red has been eaten off…and the effect is gorgeous. Isn’t she so much prettier without the severity of that By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Kidman fairy tale gets even better Playing along with the Kidmans is a super fun game! Sure, it requires a serious suspension of disbelief… but hey – when you’re accustomed to pretending that the Beckhams have a perfect marriage, everything else is a piece of cake, don’t you think? So here they are, on a By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Rocco Ritchie Madge & Guy: Kab in NYC Check out the Ritchies as they left the Kabbalah Centre the other day – he in white casuals, she in black business. It’s a fashion mismatch I can totally relate to. Does your husband do this to you? Because inevitably, even though I’m cleaned up in something fabulous, he’ By Lainey • Jul 10, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton The Daily Footie: Dwight Yorke Would the list be complete without a Soca Warrior who used to play for United? Can you think of a more perfect combination? Beyond the obvious - the kind, winning smile, the ass smacking gyrations he proudly displayed during Carnival, the way he left his heart and soul on the By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Liv Tyler"s major score The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Benjamin Bratt The Daily Molten Hotness: Benjamin Bratt Oh my frickin" loins - would you feast your libido on this??? Damn straight I would! Devoted husband? Check Devoted father? Check check Rippling muscles? Tanned skin? Beautiful face? Check check check! So what"s not to love? And what the f&CK was Julia thinking??? Photos By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ellen Pompeo SOS Is it just me or does she look like she"s near death? If I were McDreamy, I wouldn"t have left the inimitable Addison right away either. Especially not for a rotting bag o" bones. Look at her waist! Look at her drawn, gaunt face! She& By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
La Drew in Paris I don"t know who he is. All I know is that he certainly doesn"t look like Fab. Having said that, this doesn"t strike me as the kind of romantic handholding you see from lovers in Paris. Take it from a faghag, gossips - this By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay: new man, new spread GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z B & J = Mr & Mrs Z??? Totally unconfirmed report and at press time, I haven"t heard back from any other sources but it"s so juicy and so hot that I thought I"d get it out to you anyway. Here"s an email I received from darling K who sent By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Workin" it with the Kidmans Just heard from my Nashville sources who are apparently less than thrilled that a small village of pappies has descended on their country community. Never mind the so called awards Keith"s been winning. According to the "real" fans, Urban is now the town"s most By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
