Brad Pitt The Church of Maddox If for some reason the Goddess decided my time was up tomorrow, I would desperately, desperately want to come back as Maddox Jolie-Pitt. That kid has, like, the best life ever. Here are 5 reasons why I worship at the altar of Maddox J0lie-Pitt: - Madd never has to walk. By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort? My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Kate at the beach Not too long ago, Kate Hudson was battling anorexia rumours after being photographed looking like a bag o" bones - see attached. For Ryder"s sake, I"m happy she"s embraced a less frightening size. Still slender obviously, but nowhere near the danger zone she By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Avril & Deryck: accelerated nuptials Gloating alert. Skip if you don"t care for it. Waaaay back, on April 17th, I reported exclusively on eTalk that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibbley had sent out their invitations for a wedding ceremony, clearly printed for August 26th in Santa Barbara. At the time, her publicist had By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Mischa Barton: outside good, inside bad In London for the Pirates premiere the other night. Such a shame, non? That a package this gorgeous conceals a stinking rotten soul? Because Mischa Barton is undeniably beautiful. Great skin, great bone structure, great features - only she could rock this little frock and not elicit scorn. Only she By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Tara Reid: Drunkorexic I can"t take credit for coining the term. That distinction belongs to dear divine Dean at eTalk with whom I was just discussing the phenomenon a few days ago. Alright girls and gays…don"t lie. I know you know what I"m talking about. It& By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily Hot Heartbreak: Becks and John Terry So I hate to turn such an awful moment into fodder for my fantasies but I can"t help it. Something about the way David is holding John"s face so tenderly, something about two sweaty men on the pitch, raw with emotion, seeking solace in each other, By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Zinedine Zidane The Daily Footie: Zinedine Zidane Zizou might not be the prettiest boy on the field. And he certainly isn"t the most follicularly (is that a word??) blessed. But there is something to be said for the intangible. Confidence is sexy. Leadership is sexy. Unbridled skill that matches confidence and leadership is sexy. The By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Joaquin Consuelos: a boyfriend for Apple? So my best friend Erin didn"t think it was a very good idea when I suggested Romeo for Apple a couple of weeks ago. Something about Posh and Gwynnie driving a wedge between their love and necessitating a Romeo & Apple Shakespearean suicide that obviously isn"t By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The PERFECT Pirate: Johnny Depp No words required. Enjoy. By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Cellie: Tori Spelling Doesn"t look like the Us Weekly article did her any favours, does it? Because just a week after her father"s passing, Tori is now being criticised for spending time at the pool with a new brunette "do and a surprisingly ample bottom. I have no By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The impressive Rachel Hunter Now here"s a beach body I can get fully behind. Nary a dimple and trust me, I"ve been looking! I see curves, I see breasts, I see evidence of food, I see well preserved but not obsessively so…I see Rachel Hunter and I wonder - By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom The WORST Pirate: Three Whiskers goes hippie Again… if you"re not in high school and if you"re not an intellectually challenged Hello Kitty freak…what is the appeal of Orly Bloom? Hmmm…let"s see. Bad acting, bad head hair, bad facial hair, probably whimpers after sex, dates starving actresses and is By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Keira Knightley joins Richie & Bosworth So if you"re going to bag on Posh and Nicole for not eating, should we be adding Keira Knightley to the list? Check her out at the London premiere of Pirates looking decidely emaciated, proudly showing off several key attributes for membership into the elusive Anorexic Association: - By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Movie Trailer #2: Annette Bening, 3rd time lucky? For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh, Becks, the boys, and the anniversary Sorry, gossips. I"m in full on Beckham fever and I can"t make it stop. Merci to the lovely Janine for sending what looks to be recent scans of David on the pitch with Brooklyn and Romeo. The doting father photos get me every time. Also, I By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
