Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwynnie: too good for anorexia Radiant and healthy, 4 months and counting, and my Gwyneth still has Moses meat all over her. As I said before - starving is too easy, starving is too common, as are obsessive workouts with the trainer along with surgery and tucking. Why? Because my Gwynnie - bless her - By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Keri Russell Kate"s Release and Ryder Rivals Rachel Below. Gossip. Conjecture. Lots of allegedly. You know the drill. Kate and Chris over, not surprising considering: 1. this is Hollywood 2. she was married at 21 and this is Hollywood and 3. she married a musician at 21 and this is Hollywood So for what it"s worth, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Herro Kitty: My People & The Paris This Paris Hilton Hello Kitty business - in my opinion, not quite the pride of my people and while I"m not Japanese, the spirit of Hello Kittification is truly a pan Asian experience, with a heartbeat as strong in Canton as it is in Kawasaki. For some reason, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Christina Aguilera The Beckhams, the rumours, the shoes Seen yesterday at the airport in Nice, apparently spending a little time chez Bono. What"s the latest? The latest is one of the UK dailies reporting that Spanish Beckham has finally been conceived - a growing bump the explanation behind Posh"s preference for "loose" By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom Hot Harry and the Hooters This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Hugh Jackman The Daily Fabulous: Hugh Jackman Astounding, non? That he can go from loin mashing Wolverine hotness to this and so convincingly? Here is Hugh Jackman reprising his role in the Boy from Oz, wholeheartedly giving himself over to gold and animal print and double jointed wrists. I admire his courage, don"t you? And By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Clint Eastwood Girl Crushing on Jenna Dewan Longtime readers of this column know that I love teen movies. But a teen DANCE movie??? Heaven, y"all. Pure, unadulterated, shameless heaven. I have seen them all. Save the Last Dance? Yes. Dirty Dancing Havana Nights? Yes, yes. Centre Stage? Yes, yes, yes! You Got Served? Um, like, By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jennifer Lopez Would you believe the Miss America gown is the least of our problems? Why is it that the biggest stars always stumble on beauty pageant frocks? More importantly though, if she HAD to wear something like this, why not just go up a size? Why jam it all into something By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: back to bones I"d call this a relapse, wouldn"t you? Only weeks ago, Nicole was on her way to healthy, still skinny but clearly developing a pulse. By the looks of her this weekend, I"d say the good work has been undone. You know it"s By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Thank Goddess for Jessie"s bits - CAUTION: lewd At The Factory this weekend performing for Les Gays and yes, I feel your temptation to destroy her over the ensemble. But I beg your compassion and lenience. Because in this hot summer gossip drought, who couldn"t use a little camel toe and half a hanging ass from By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Beyoncé Beyonce: The Contender? We are 6 months away but early word is that B"s Dreamgirls could be the one to watch, with a surprisingly stellar performance by Sasha - or whatever she"s calling herself these days - that has many thinking "First Nomination." And no, I" By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen The Departed vs Infernal Affairs With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Winona"s single status As you know, one of my girls throughout the years. She"s working again, seen here on the set of her latest The Ten, looking alright, not terribly cute but nothing to worry about either. And holding up rather nicely for someone with so many mental health issues, don& By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Brad: Brad Brad Brad Sweet Goddess. Make it STOP. My resolve is weakening but there really is no more room on The Freebie 5, savvy? More loin quivering madness from the Oceans set - a resounding "STEP OFF" for those deluded enough to think Vince Vaughn is a better catch on account By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Notes on Rachel & Pierce Images for use exclusively on Laineygossip.com courtesy FLYNET Images. August 8th. She went to yoga in Vancouver. Then reported to work. Practically an open set on Broadway at the Hollywood Theatre in Vancouver. Fans, extras, two pubs nearby - a frickin" spectacle. Rachel was shy but lit up By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
