Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter "Alba" in the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & the People Stop the presses. Victoria Beckham shops at TopShop??? Indeed she does. Today, August 9th, Oxford Street, Central London, as told to me by the lovely CK. Even more mind boggling…Mrs. Beckham was smiling! With no bodyguards and walking around the store with 2 staff members, declining to use the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Clay Aiken Team Aniston"s clever spin Without a doubt, the biggest story of the day: Us Weekly"s bold pronouncement that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged. Not exactly a surprise considering it"s been building for months now but what WAS surprising was the fanfare surrounding the report and the clever way By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Granny: Nicole Kidman Finally some photographic evidence of Nicole as a mother, shopping and bonding with Isabella. Funny that because I"ve been hearing some very loud sniping about her parental shortcomings of late. Just coincidence, right? But seriously, for all the Botox and the pulling and the scary ass freeze that& By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Natural Kate is a babe Chainsmoking and reportedly filthy mannered (no, she"s yet to be a subject of any smutty riddles) but still…sans maquillage, Kate Hudson is drop dead gorgessity. See Kate, glowing skin, beautiful eyes, every inch perfection out for dinner the other night. Lovely, lovely, lovely, non? And the friend By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks in America In just a few hours, David Beckham will be driving distance away. In Seattle for an exhibition, just a three hour car ride from Vancouver, border traffic notwithstanding and the reason behind the blazing rows I"ve been having with my husband since Sunday. I want the car for By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss: stunted growth It"s something that occurs frequently when one tastes fame too soon, especially when one tastes fame in those pivotal years been 16-20. It"s like being frozen in time, frozen at the age of discovery, because without real experiences and proper guidance, what happens is that the By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Britney: cute continued Two for two. Are you impressed? Britney and SPF arrived at a recording studio dressed in pink, looking pretty. Amazing how much nicer we are to people when they actually look presentable. Does this mean I"m shallow and materialistic? Yes, yes. I think it does. Photo source https: By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake The FutureSex of Justin Timberlake Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: ass in mouth disease Someone. Anyone. Please stop her. Please stop my girl from going Britney - a verbally incontinent, ignorant young star too stoned and too stupid to understand the ramifications of her actions. Once upon a time, starlet breakdowns consisted of leaving your man at the altar and taking off with his By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Thawing out for Jessica Simpson Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Macca to Mills: the glory days are gone, bitch! The Goddess gives and the Goddess takes away. Just a year ago, Heather Mills was married to a billionaire. Cut to present and she can"t even get in the door. Having the locks changed on you is embarassing enough but having the locks changed on you when the By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Faith Hill Tori Spelling: no match for mother I know the feeling. My mother shows no mercy at mahjong. During one particular family friendly she fleeced me for a hundred bucks and made me pay for dinner afterwards. She called it "training"…I call it torture, something 32 years with Ah Chicken has not tempered. Needless By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo The Daily Ugly: Vanessa Minnillo In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Beckhams I"ll admit it - I"m full on addicted, I can"t help myself, but sick as she is - I do love her style. Because Victoria is THE quintessential woman who dresses for women. Here they are out for dinner the other night, as glamourous By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
