Reese Witherspoon The Family Phillippe at the beach Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Heather Locklear: friends in high places I"m telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn"t stand a chance. Here"s Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Haley Joel Osment: A child star rebounds For his sake - thank Goddess. Because a little over a year ago, he looked like this. And at the time, I worried he"d never lose his virginity without paying for it. Fortunately, teen gawkiness appears to be receding and Joel - I"m calling him Joel By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Geri Halliwell Beautiful Ginger Geri Halliwell is very pregnant and she is very lovely. At her baby shower the other day, looking ravishing - the best I"ve ever seen her. The father is some dude named Sachi Gervasi, a former Bush band member turned screenwriter and they broke up early on in By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Gorgessity: Jennifer Lopez As you can see, I am all the way up JLo"s big juicy ass these days. And I love it. Last night she dominated at the ALMA Awards. Tonight she glowed yet again at the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People Party in NYC. The dress is divine, By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Kiki preps for Cannes Although DaVinci is certainly getting the lion"s share of attention leading up to Cannes, there is another movie many of us are waiting for. Especially since Sofia Coppola"s two previous endeavours were so f&cking brilliant. Marie Antoinette is one of the most eagerly awaited By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: looking good in NY Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Cindy at Nobu Everyone keeps talking about how rough Cindy Crawford looked the other night at Nobu. I honestly don"t see the big deal. Compared to other celebrities we"ve seen sans maquillage, I say she looks pretty damn good. Besides, I"m inclined to be kind to poor By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Ugly: Nicky Hilton Bloated, tacky, overmade, overbleached - this is NOT Tara Reid. No, gossips. This is the heiress called Nickly Hilton. Now can you think of a more humiliating insult??? I realise there are different standards for Vegas but I"m not so sure this is Vegas as much as it By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Julia Roberts: Frump Nation Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore The Willis-Moores out & about Here are Demi, Ashton, and Rumer at the wrap party for That 70s Show the other night. Must compliment Rumer as yet another example of a normal figured girl who can still own the skinny jean. I"m telling you. They are the most comfortable, most flattering pants like By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori gets her Federline I have to give it to Dean McDermott. The man - a Canadian no less - has succeeded where Kfed didn"t. Because while Kevin stupidly believes that he will become more than just Britney"s husband, that his own career will really catch fi-ya, Dean is astute By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson On Ashlee"s nose Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
