PS. This just in! Jessica looking like frickin" orange ass at the NCLR ALMA Awards tonight. It figures, non? Just when you thought she"d finally hit a stride, that inner trailer slut comes raging out and demands a makeover. Poor Ken. I mean, how many gays can handle this kind of By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: silent, sad, and growing Speaking of mamas, many of you wrote to me last week and over the weekend enquiring about the press conference that never was. Just to recap - buzz was very, very loud a few days ago about a supposed announcement from Britney on May 4th, prompting speculation that she would By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elle Macpherson is a genetic freak OK so maybe she"s got some oversun issues…but come on. At 43??? Is this fair? This is NOT fair. And I think I"m going to have to reverse my previous position on leather pants. Leather skinnies on supermodels = high classy and hot. Baggy leather pants By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Nicolas Cage Why can"t men just bald gracefully? My father had the same problem. He lost his at 25 and rocked the combover for the next 2 decades. At the time, I was too young to recognise or ridicule. Besides, he was an immigrant, new to Canada, and learning about By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Will Smith Will Smith supports Tom A weird friendship to say the least, especially in light of all those beard/purse rumours. And if that"s the case, it"s a damn shame y"all. Because Will Smith is hot sex AND a complete package - smooth, articulate, well dressed, funny, talented, as By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Gay Midget can"t dance You need a Hoff moment to kickstart your weekend? Take a look at TomTom attempt to groove on BET. You MUST click here. YOU MUST. Quite possibly The.Greatest.Moment.In.Television…like, EVER. Let"s make this crystal clear. It is TOTALLY ok to bop ya head if By Lainey • May 04, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Junkie: Jonathan Rhys Myers So the cast of MI:3 dropped by TRL the other day and you"ll note JRM standing in the middle with the rest of the crew and check out that that layer of clammy sweat all over his face. Is someone jonesin" for a bump or what? By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Halle Berry Lara Flynn Boyle: damage irreversible? LFB was at the Tribeca film festival recently and clearly demonstrated the devastating effects of over injection and under nutrition. Not to be mean but with the combination of lip droop and the weird bloat, she looks like she"s had a stroke. And she"s only 36! By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Reese mothers, Reese shops Very cute photos of Reese with her kids at Ava"s soccer game. Needless to say - Ryan wasn"t with her. In fact, they"ve haven"t been photographed together in public since Oscar night. But you"re not surprised, are you? After all, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jennie Garth - Kelly Taylor forever I was always partial to Brenda myself, especially her style - remember when it was cool to wear biker boots with a long, floral dress??? But over the years, Kelly grew on me. I loved her for Brandon. I always wonder if they ended up together. And don"t By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest Teri Hatcher"s oversized baggage So Teri"s coming out with a book. And to publicise the book, she goes on Oprah. While she"s on Oprah, she discusses her history of abuse, she discusses how it affected her marriage, she was open and honest, and I dare say - I actually liked By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Scarlett Johansson: becoming Cameron Diaz Just when you thought it was ok to fall completely in love with someone, they go and do something so d*ckhead you have to go back to the beginning and reassess your position. Such is the case with Scarlett Johansson. The sign reads: "I"m being harassed By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Janet Jackson: Thinnification complete We"re just 6 weeks away from the release of Janet"s first single off her new disc and she"s been teasing her fans all week on her official site with new material and clips and glimpses into what promises to be a pretty hot new By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
