Denise Richards Denise on the defensive Talk about terrible PR strategy. This girl royally f&cked up her cause. Kind of like Tom Cruise, without the Scientology. Why??? Well according to Page Six, Denise Richards fired PMK in favour of another press firm when they objected to her wanting to go public with the divorce By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt People & The Pitts It"s no secret that People Magazine has been the end all and be all source for everything Pitt - officially sanctioned, of course. Not only because they have the deep pockets to pay for stories but because they have been willing, unlike so many other rags, to position By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Fresh smut on Wednesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Best Dressed: Kate Moss I"m not going to bother defending this. Because there will undoubtedly be many of you who end up hating it. But there is something to be said for doing something different. And when so many others pranced around in a frilly dress, Kate Moss went tuxedo rock and By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Damian Lewis Most Ill-Fitting: Rosario Dawson Sweet Goddess. Any time a dress gives you lumps - imagined or otherwise - it ain"t a good thing. Such a shame for such a beautiful girl. And yet, despite dressing like ass on almost every high profile occasion in recent memory, Rosario Dawson has Jason Lewis. So By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Worst Hollywood Starlet: Lindsay Lohan Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone On Cloud Many thanks to all of you who emailed today with info and photos and links related Daniel, Madonna"s back up dancer who I was gushing about yesterday. As they say - be careful what you wish for. Which is why I should NEVER go digging around my fantasies. By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Best Hollywood Starlet: Scarlett Johansson Does Stella have a new muse? I can"t think of a better combination. And Scarlett"s little number is fashion forward indeed. It"s current, it"s young, it defines this season, it"s completely original, the shoes are divine, and check out the By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Worst Crackhead: Eva Mendez Ok, she"s not a crackhead…but still. She"s a disaster from top to bottom. The hair. It"s Dynasty. It"s OLD. It"s atrocious. My eyes!!! And while I don"t necessarily hate the dress - I hate it on HER. By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Most Grudging Compliment: SJP I like it. You might look at it and say - what the ass??? But I like it. And I think it"s adorable. An ensemble clearly meant for one evening and one evening only, to go along with her date Alexander McQueen who probably created it. It" By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Most Budget: Elizabeth Hurley I don’t care how much it cost or who the hell made it. It looks tacky and low classy, full-on beauty pageant with a touch of recycled Versace thrown in and for the love of Anna Wintour - it"s peach! PEACH! Totally unforgiveable, totally overplayed, and I By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Best Crackhead: Mary Kate Olsen Two years ago, Mary Kate Olsen always looked like she was playing dress up. Maybe I"ve gotten used to her or maybe I just like the way she"s decided she"s not going to be pink and fluffy and chose an edge instead. Regardless - By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Gisele Bundchen Most Underwhelming: Gisele Bundchen Normally I worship her Brazilian ass but on this night, not so much. Can you say hostess at a Thai food restaurant? Exotic is just so …done…don"t you think? By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
