Jessica Alba Best Colour: Minnie Driver I miss Minnie. Because there is something very likable about Minnie. She seems like she"d fit right in at our Friday night poker games. I could totally see her kickin" back with us, having a ciggie on the deck, declining all offers of food but not drink, By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Most Disappointing: Posh Spice Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen Most Improved: Amanda Peet Well colour me surprised. Amanda Peet opened her eyes! Either that or she found a stylist. And the results are impressive. Totally appropriate for the evening, very very flattering, I love the old school detailing, and I love that she didn"t completely sell out and wear a Roberto By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Best Midnight Blue: Angie Harmon I.LOVE.THIS.DRESS. I"m not tall enough for this dress but Angie is and on her, it is perfection. Everywhere. From the front, from the back, I"m not feeling the matching bow clutch but whatever… she"s a Southern belle. And I suppose girls By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
The Costume Institute Gala The theme was Anglomania, the event was the annual Costume Institute Gala, the venue - the Metropolitan Museum of Art. And from a fashion perspective, it"s probably a helluva lot more fun than the Oscars because you are allowed NOT to play it safe. Couture reigns supreme so By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Devolution of Prom Attire: Jamie Lynn Spears Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently inherited the family gene for dressing 5 times her age, like so many other southern fried bubblegum blondes before her. Check out Jamie Lynn at her boyfriend"s prom wearing a wonderfully sparkly Miss America gown that happens to match perfectly with her man. By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom The Daily Ugly: Ian Somerhalder Just in case you don"t know who the hell he is - which is a distinct possibility - Ian Somerhalder is/was from Lost. Judging from his Orlando Bloomy pretty boy good looks, he probably has a legion of prepubey girls pledging their devotion. Too delicate for me By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna at Coachella and my new crush I heard she was fabulous. But enough about Madge, let"s talk about the back up dancer. I have been hot for this guy since last year at Live 8. Total loin quiveration, don"t you think? Daniel. I think his name is Daniel. And I see a By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Fresh smut Tuesday night or sooner, depending on how much heat I take about my crazy shopping spree. Wish me luck. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left her By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Brooke bounces back Ummm…didn"t she like just give birth 5 minutes ago? Check out Brooke Shields at the premiere of Over the Hedge today in LA. She looks great, even less manly than before. But here"s the million dollar question - how skinny will Katie be when she& By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Travolta & Gandolfini: too close for comfort Again - I know you can"t tell a helluva lot from one or two photos but these shots of John Travolta and James Gandolfini doing press at the Tribeca Film Festival amuse me to no end. Can you imagine the swift mob style testicle removal he would have By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Salma Hayek Josh Lucas…really? I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Avril grows curves Who knew Avril had an ass??? Not me. Until she showed it off today at the Over the Hedge premiere. Can"t get enough of her girly new persona. Can"t get enough of those shoes! But as her gorgessity continues to grow, will the clear and present By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The beatification of Angelina Jolie Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron"s one big flaw Aside from her personality, that is. Here are Charlize and Stuart at the Laker game the other day, awfully lovey dovey for a couple that claims to shun the spotlight. I hear Stuart is over the moon about getting back together, especially since rumour has it, she wants to start By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
