Kate Moss Kate Moss in NYC Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Last Word So my husband is heading to Coachella for a stag. And if he can make it through a weekend of debauchery without cheating on me with some college skank, he has been given strict orders to stalk Madonna and photograph her screaming at Guy. We"ll see what happens. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Christy Turlington Let me just say that I think Christy Turlington is as close to immortal as it gets. Her face is a dream. Total gorgessity, pure perfection. And in the supermodel heydey of the 90s, I worshipped her in the way that only gawky 15 year olds can worship. Magazine cut By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Triple H: Hello Hot Harry OK so I feel kinda dirty. Especially since we, like, all watched him grow up. But I can"t help it. Harry is just so hot. Waaay hotter than his beaver toothed, bald spotted, pickle up the ass older brother. And if you think about it, the age difference By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Elisha & Lindsay: overdressed/underdressed So there was this Rape Foundation gala last night. And Elisha Cuthbert, the poor thing, who I hear has hired a stylist to glam up her image, arrived in a motherload of curtains, much more appropriate for a French sitting room in Jennifer Aniston"s rumoured new Lake Forest, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Ford Avril"s red carpet education Well, well, well. Look who"s got the patented young Hollywood "walk and pose" down to perfection. I gotta tell you - I love this Avril. Love the strut, love the way she"s embraced couture, love the dash of punk in a package of grown By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Tori & Dean: PDA addiction Isn"t it odd how they have to make a point of touching tongues every time they"re out in public? It"s like he"s trying extra hard to convince us that he digs her. Dude - we get it. She"s rich, you& By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Does anyone watch a show called Passions? It"s a North American soap opera? Anyway, I"ve received several emails about the fugly jacket my mother gave me and apparently one of the characters was wearing it the other day. REALLY??? ON TELEVISION??? OK, if you have a By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth goes out Just two weeks after the arrival of Moses, Gwyneth hit the town last night for a foodbank event in NYC looking freshfaced and youthful and perhaps a little tired but glorious all the same. You will note the all black attire, likely chosen to streamline the body as much as By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen: behind the voicemail As you know, I posted transcripts yesterday of a few nasty voicemails from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards that he left for her last year. Although I wondered if you could glean anything substantial from some angry messages left during the messiness of a high profile split, I did receive By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Julia Stiles in NYC Ummmm…is it just me or does she have the most unattractive set of legs you"ve ever seen? And did she ever used to be cute? I can"t remember anymore. Maybe because she hasn"t made a decent movie in, like, a long ass time. By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Tom & Isabella in Paris As much as the f&cker freaks me out, I cannot say - at least from a purely observational point of view - that he"s lacking as a parent. Minus the Scientology doctrination of course. In terms of support and encouragement, I don"t think anyone By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince buy in Illinois? An underground rumour has just reached my smutty ears. It"s a rumour circulating among real estate circles in Illinois. Who knew they were such gossipmongers??? As I mentioned - it"s a RUMOUR, not confirmed, all speculation blah blah blah for the benefit of lawsuits…but I By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie giggles Bits and pieces of Angelina Jolie"s interview with Ann Curry for Dateline have been released to the public and the most interesting part of all this is that when asked about her relationship, Mrs Pitt actually GIGGLES. Yes, gossips. Only a dose of the Brad could inspire such By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Domestica: Part 1 Angelina and Brad were enjoying breakfast on the balcony in one of the many rooms they had reserved for themselves at the Namibian resort. But while the blazing African sun was already scorching the landscape, the couple kept themselves cool by passing icecubes to each other mouth to mouth, hungrily By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
