Anne Heche The Daily Ugly Sweet goddess. Have you seen anything low classier than those shoes? Because unless you"re lookin" for a john on Hollywood boulevard, footwear like this is absolutely unacceptable. As are the soap opera bangs. Although I"m not sure Anne Heche could even get a job on By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Britney & Kevin: tears in Vegas…again So here"s Kfed at his CD listening party at Pure on Friday night sans cashcow bankroller, otherwise known as his wife. Britney was originally scheduled to attend which is why those poor people made it out to the event in the first place. As you can see from By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie: is she pregnant? I don"t know where this originated but many of you emailed me last week saying you heard on the radio that Fergie is pregnant with Josh"s kid. I have no definitive information on whether or not he managed to keep from puking long enough to fertilise By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Cindy Crawford in Vegas You know the secret to looking good in your 40s? It"s eating! Take a look at a luscious Cindy Crawford in Vegas this weekend at the opening of her husband"s new hotspot. Love the legs, love the shoes, love the skin, Love.It.All. For all By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Karl & Lindsay: death face and dirty face in NYC Who needs food when you have fashion? Why eat when you can starve? You want to know the membership requirements for Club Fabulous? Well, needless to say, it"s ok to be filthy so long as you"re skinny. Looking old is apparently much better than looking healthy. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: a New York update Couple of quick details to get you caught up on how Nic is faring now that Little Sci has landed. Kidman and Urban have been spending a lot of time in New York, much to the rumoured consternation and chagrin of his management team and his fans. According to my By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Avril"s August wedding Totally forgot to write about this last week. So sorry. This, my friends, is a super exclusive. And if you saw me last Monday on eTalk, you are likely already aware that invitations for Avril and Deryck"s wedding were sent out about 2 weeks ago for a ceremony By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from People.com to eonline.com to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle & Gabriel: gorgessity overload Walking hand in hand in NYC this week. So let me get this straight: Halle Berry is one of the most breathtaking women in the world. She has one of the most delicious bodies in the world. She has an Oscar. She has a clothing deal. She is reasonably intelligent By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Sisterly Love I am an only child. Which might have been a lonely existence had it not been for my cousin Cat who is every bit the sister and more. For all the scraps, for all the laughs, for all the times we braided our hair and pretended to re-enact kung fu By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Daily Ugly: Ashton Kutcher Two months ago I was singing his hot praises. Unfortunately, Ashton has now fallen back into the sh*tter. Because on Mr. Moore, hirsute is horrid. And hirsute has earned him the distinction of being named the Daily Ugly not once but twice. I don"t know why anyone By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Is JenJen pregnant? Could Hollywood"s biggest victim finally be with child? That"s the buzz, especially after new photos of Jennypity surfaced today on JustJared with an imperceptible - almost imaginary - bump and, according to online observers, a slightly slightly slightly fully figure. And we are talking nano degrees By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon Leonardo DiCaprio: the model trend continues I think this is the 4th model he has dated in succession. Nothing wrong with that...except as Leo ages, the twiggish mannequins he prefers to date stay the same age. As in very, very young. Her name is Bar Refaeli. She is 20. She is beautiful and tall, with By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Janet Jackson: a brief body chronology I seriously don"t understand why everyone is losing their sh*t over Janet"s current weight loss. It"s about as interesting as Oprah on another diet. Here"s a scan from this week"s In Touch, a sickeningly stupid piece about how wonderful By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. According to my sources, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Charlotte Church rock star Now here"s someone with a much healthier body image. So in case you missed it, she"s not an angel anymore. In fact, Charlotte Church lost her angel many years ago. So the fact that she"s no longer singing like one makes a lot of By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
