Nicky Hilton Drugs, drugs everywhere Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Daily Ugly: Lindsay Lohan As you know, I have an unhealthy Posh-like obsession with Lindsay Lohan. I love her, I find her infinitely interesting, and I CARE. Almost as much as I care about Tila Tequila, who disgusts me and turns me on all at the same time. Sometimes skank trash just works, you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Behind Matt LeBlanc’s divorce So you know he split from his wife. And you already know he immediately hooked up with his co-star. Don’t ask me what her name is. I can’t be bothered to memorise the identity of every 2 bit actress on every 2 bit sitcom in Hollywood. All I By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Sienna’s new extensions MUCH better. Now she doesn’t look so much like a junkie whore. But does that means she ISN"T a junkie whore? By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Love for The Calgary Sun My thanks to The Calgary Sun for the unsolicited but very appreciated plug in yesterday"s paper. And a big hug for the lovely Raine for scanning me a copy. I owe you, girl! To all the smuthounds in Cowtown - you have supported my column from the very By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria The Daily Ugly: Eva Longoria At the NCLR ALMA Awards nominations. The bronzer, the hair, the pale lips…it doesn"t work for me. But what really drives home the ugly is the dress. First of all, it looks budget. REALLY budget. More importantly, however, it is ridiculously wrinkled. Those lines across the entire By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Portia de Rossi: too dark, too dark! I’m thrilled for Ellen. I’m thrilled she’s found herself such a fine piece of sapphic hotness. Because Portia de Rossi is undeniably attractive and probably quite the wildcat in bed. I only wish she would have toned down those eyebrows just a little. I"m no By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Tom’s daddy issues In a new interview with Parade magazine, Tom Cruise gives us some insight into why he ran running to the aliens. Turns out he had a sh*tty father: "He was a bully and a coward. He was the person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you. It By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Thelma & Louise redux Good times, good times. I loved that movie. Brad Pitt’s abs, Gina going postal and robbing that convenience store, Susan’s breakdown when she finally reveals her traumatic past, their mature-woman bodies jammed into too tight jeans and sun-fried beyond recognition – it was kick ass estrogen at its most By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton An open letter to Casey B Way back on January 8th, I wrote an article about Chad Michael Murray titled “Chad Michael Murray is a moron”. This prompted a very angry message from Young Casey B and several others who came out swinging in defense of their idol. Among the highlights of Casey’s particular argument By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Leave my Posh alone My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston JenJen won’t talk Nope. She gets her friends to do it for her. So Jennifer Aniston and her Friends with Money co-stars were the on The Today Show promoting their new movie with reporter Jill Rappaport. At one point, Jill asks her about the $8 million wedding rumours at Oprah’s house blah By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
George Clooney Intro for Apr 04, 2006 Dear Gossips! For the VERY FIRST TIME, I will be on CTV National News tonight - the most watched news telecast in Canada - dishing on the George Clooney/Gawker issue. CTV National News is hosted by Lloyd Robertson, the GRAND POOBAH of Canadian anchors! It"s a HUGE By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angelina: Happy in France Thank Goddess for you smutters in France. But before we get into this EXCLUSIVE sighting, let’s backtrack a little and address all those rumours. As you know, the Pitts haven’t been photographed together in over a week, prompting rags on both sides of the Atlantic to proclaim an By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Marc Anthony PS - The Pellicano Tapes Let me start off by saying I don"t know what will be revealed...but by all accounts, it is going to be a mutha frickin" bombshell. Long story short. Anthony Pellicano was a private detective. Tom Cruise hired him in the past. He"s being investigated, By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
