Lindsay Lohan Lindsay"s Perky Ass So I know it’s tempting to look at this photo and immediately get your claws out. Lindsay Lohan giving us a sneak and peek at the Kids’ Choice Awards this weekend. It would be nice to trash her ass, to call out any imperfections, to rag on the sag By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen Clive Owen in Toronto Thanks to Lora G for the tip. Love you back, girl! So Lora saw him last night at a club called Bird. He was hot, friendly, chatty with the ladies but sadly – and I’m killing myself picturing this - a terrible dancer. Apparently the man has no rhythm. Which By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued… Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Shout out to Swarovski Gotta give a shout out to Christina and Florence at Swarovski for the funky pieces I wore at the gala. Earrings, a ring, and my favourite – a very punk rock half black crystal, half leather bangle that I just HAVE to own. If you’re interested, go check out a By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
A Rouge Success and a kick ass dress Had the most amazing time at the Rouge Valley gala on Friday night. My virginal hosting experience was made that much more enjoyable thanks to the wonderful people who worked so hard to pull off such an inspired event. Big hug to Maureen D, event planner extraordinaire, and to all By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton’s new partnership Your favourite spread eagled slut has attached herself to Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia for an upcoming recording collaboration in yet another pathetic attempt to become more than just a hole with money. How did she manage to whore out this deal? Well…how do you think? Look at these By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince in Chicago Thanks to the lovely Susan Z for passing these along. Bystander photos of Jen and Vince doing reshoots for The Break Up in Chicago. According to the photographer, Vince is “really hot and a lot skinnier”, while Jen is quite attractive and very, very thin. Have to tell you, as By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Pick-me-Up: Tori Spelling Just what I needed on a day like today. Having a stylist dress you is a truly amazing experience. Thank you Jessa! But I nearly lost my neurotic mind over having to squeeze into a gorgeous designer gown. It also doesn’t help when you hang out at eTalk all By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell beats a bitch down Admit it. How can you not love this psychotic bitch? She’s demented beyond rescue, she’s more dramatic than drama, and I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of her. Because the catwalk’s most notorious roughneck was arrested yet again in NY today By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Matt Damon Matt Leblanc getting divorced Matt Leblanc getting divorced You must have heard by now, right? That after 3 years of marriage, Matt LeBlanc is splitting from his wife Melissa McKnight? Too bad, so sad, yet another Hollywood hookup gone awry. But the real question is - Do you smell it? Something stinks, y’all. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams at the game Speaking of Romeo, check out his brother Brooklyn with his mother in the VIP box watching daddy play. She"s pretty cute with her kids, non? Especially when there are cameras about. My sources are buzzing overseas that Vicky"s been having a hell of a time getting By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Destiny’s Child: freak times 3 Photo from Dlisted Ummmm…is it just me or do these broads look possessed? The girls arrived to receive their star on the Walk of Fame and I can’t look at them any longer than absolutely necessary. Especially Beyonce. Her Tussaud wax figure is more lifelike. Three dead heads, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Julia Roberts for Gianfranco Ferre While it gives me great pleasure to trash the indomitable Mrs Moder, I do think that Julia is quite lovely when she’s not baring her horse teeth and honking like a demonised goose. Too bad her personality sucks donkey ass. But I digress. Julia Roberts has great cheekbones. She By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Last Word Fresh smut from Toronto on Thursday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Matt Damon Missing Minnie While we"re on the subject of instability…how about Minnie Driver? Do you miss her? I miss her. Because I like her. She"s a crazy bitch and she reeks of desperation (will the poor thing ever get over Will Hunting?) but she"s also hilarious By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Apple out and about Apple Martin, on the other hand, is an absolute precious doll. Biased? Me? You don’t f&cking say! But come on, y’all. Look at this child. Her mother might be fingernails on chalkboard but the progeny is pretty perfect. Apple and Romeo. Romeo and his Apple. Can By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
