Faith Hill Joaquin obsession - Phase 2 So I thought I was over it and then the DVD came out last week and of course like a total psycho I"ve watched Walk the Line 2 times with and without feature commentary and now I"m completely maniacally obsessed with him all over again. These By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
George Clooney Clooney for the Freebie 5? Ok let me in on some of this 3 way action because there is just too much blue eyed, salt and pepper goodness in this photo not to want a piece of it. In all seriousness though? I was thinking about it today, I was thinking about the Cloondog and By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jen & Vince: so in love She went solo to the show but they hooked up afterwards at the Vanity Fair bash and JustJared is reporting that when she saw him arrive, she jumped up like a lovestruck teenager, and called out "Baby!" before greeting him with a very passionate hug and kiss. Now By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Johnny Depp Winona Ryder: comeback continued Ok so we"re seeing her on a 2 week basis these days. Not bad, especially since she managed to get into the Vanity Fair event. Pics from JJB. Winona"s on her way back and I like it. I"m also still trying to find out By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Nymphadora Tonks I heart Adrien Brody What do they call this? Ugly sexy? Sexy ugly? Whatever it is, I like it. I like the way he looks in a suit, I like the way his nose is bent just so, and I like the way his lanky long body saunters around. Because something about this combination By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: fag hag Need I say more? This poor man. Can you imagine having to hide your inner sashay? Can you imagine not being able to strut and snap and roll those hips around every time you hear a great groove? It must be torture, gossips. So don"t blame him if By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Nicky Hilton on a budget It never fails to amaze me how the Hiltons, with all their fame and fortune, can somehow manage to repeatedly trash out their name with flailing poons and bargain basement attire. Here"s Nicky Hilton channeling the slutty office secretary desperately trying to sleep with the boss. For a By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Hugh Grant Eric Bana: big head, small lips I hear from at least 10 of you on a daily basis lobbying for Eric Bana"s entry on the Freebie 5. Granted, I have not seen Munich. But I HAVE seen Troy. And he certainly is a molten hunk of loin quivering hotness…WHEN HE"s in By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay"s bad choice Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Rocco Ritchie Madge & Guy on the town A rare party experience for the Ritchies. So is your smutty sense tingling? By all accounts, Madge and Guy were very much together last night. No sign of awkwardness, no tension or pretension, just happy to be out and about with other major stars deserving of their time. And although By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Naomi"s other choice Contrary to popular opinion, I wish Naomi Watts could have made this her #1 choice last night over that tragic burlap sack she chose instead. I know it"s hard to stomach at first glance especially since monochrome is usually the safest way to play. But if you" By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: a fame trade off Let"s start off with a compliment for Keith, since you rabid Urbanites don"t seem to appreciate my constant ragging on his poofter parade. He looks good, non? Very good. I like how shiny and soft his hair is. I bet it"s silky to the By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: yes and no I am all over the dress. Love the colour, love the detail, love the way her nipplies are strategically covered but tantalising within reach - definitely a winner. But the concave chest is a crime. And slathering oneself with oil to accentuate said crime is even more worthy of our By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Best Man: George Clooney He didn’t look any different than he has in months, but who can deny George Clooney? The easy charm, the confidence, the humour, the unattainability, the talent, the intelligence…isn’t he the perfect man? Isn’t he the man for all men? And the hunk for all women? By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Parties Full scoop from the parties in my next column…but I’ll leave you with this: don’t believe what you hear about Jennifer vs. Jennifer, as in the battle of the Affleck babes. My sources are reporting that the two were surprisingly cordial and that there was no elaborate By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Best Dressed: Jessica Alba Y’all know I hate this bitch. But as much as I can’t stand her, the carpet belonged to Alba. It was appropriate, it was gorgeous, it was not out of her element, it was sass and vavoom, it had a gorgeous back, and it was utterly and completely By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
