The Daily Gaydar: Leanne"s husband I think his name is Dean. And he"s been married to Leanne Rhimes for a few years. But are you getting a whiff of his gay? I swear to Goddess but homometre practically shortcircuited. How come this couple never gets considered for all those possible beardy blind item By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Christina Aguilera Christina looking good Though I shudder to think of what she looks like sans maquillage, I do like the married Aguilera (from JustJared). I like her style, I like her body, I even like her wig. Yeah sure, I’ll admit it borders on possessed porcelain doll and it would be nice to By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid is ghetto all over Tara Reid is beyond repair. And at this point, I think I"m going to have to support her full tilt party lifestyle because really, when you think about it, what else does she have to look forward to? Might as well blast it out hard for as long By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger The thinnification of Anna Kournikova Still don’t think my sources are right on? Take a look at Anna Kournikova from the GM event the other day. Do those look like healthy arms to you? Does this look like the same athletic girl who pretended to be a tennis player? Take a look at that By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Tom Hanks: not sweet From Saving Face. Look, I hate to pick on Tom Hanks. He"s a terrific actor, he seems like a wonderful person, and he doesn"t do anything to court the kind of criticism usually reserved for useless pricks like Kevin Federline. But I am just not feeling By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira for Chanel? Please Goddess…no! Nearly threw up today when I heard the disturbing rumour floating about that Keira Knightley is being considered as the next face of Chanel. Seriously y"all, Karl Lagerfeld must have burned more than just calories during his extreme diet because if this is true, Coco herself is going By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan and the Mysterious White Line New images showed up today on MySpace and PopSugar of party happy Lohan with what everyone thinks is a line of coke on the table. Other photos show a large bong as a centerpiece and Lindsay in various poses all while giving the finger. Now there’s a shocker. Lindsay By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Priscilla Presley Launching some new product line today. You"d think with all that Graceland cash she could afford to hire a better plastic surgeon. Such a shame, considering how absolutely beautiful this woman used to be. I"m telling you. I used to be an Elvis expert. Summer of By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
10 years too early Believe me, you ALL know her. The good news is she"s working. But the poor thing is bitter. Bitter that she was born 10 years too early, unable to capitalise on a Hollywood that is now run by young, wild things. On the set recently, got a call By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Last Word Must run, Joaquin awaits. Couldn"t help myself, gossips. Had to buy it. Will stay up late to watch. Don"t forget to check me out on eTalk for Best Actress and Best Picture predictions. Fresh smut on Thursday. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston JenJen is a bad Friend Praise Buddha. And I thought I was the only one who saw through the stinking pile of fraud sh*t underneath the over-manufactured and over-coiffed package known as Jennifer Aniston. Apparently not. My inbox was flooded yesterday with a small army of you rejoicing at the NY Daily News report By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Worshipping the Beckhams Feast your eyes on David. The man got a hair cut and my loins are on fire. Does he have a brain underneath those beautiful blonde locks? Hell no. Do I care? Absolutely not. The man has a package, he knows what to do with it, and we have it By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Jared Leto Lindsay & Wilmer reunited? So says Page Six which reported today that the two were spotted going back to his hotel room last night after a night of partying at Lotus. This would make it the 3rd time she"s been on her back for a new dude in the last two weeks, By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger Sophia Bush: a victim of fraud Like Renee Zellweger before her, Sophia Bush is seeking to annul her marriage to Chad Michael Murray, citing "fraud" as the reason behind the decision. Fraud indeed. The poor girl married a dickhead who found it impossible to stay faithful, so I"d say "fraud" By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Tom & Katie: vacay continued Speaking of frauds, here are Tom and Katie via JustJared spending a few days in Tahiti with his children Connor and Isabelle. Now I"m as much of a conspiracy lover as the next dirty smutter but let"s put aside those ridiculous accusations that Katie"s By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am