Gwyneth goes out Just two weeks after the arrival of Moses, Gwyneth hit the town last night for a foodbank event in NYC looking freshfaced and youthful and perhaps a little tired but glorious all the same. You will note the all black attire, likely chosen to streamline the body as much as By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen: behind the voicemail As you know, I posted transcripts yesterday of a few nasty voicemails from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards that he left for her last year. Although I wondered if you could glean anything substantial from some angry messages left during the messiness of a high profile split, I did receive By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Julia Stiles in NYC Ummmm…is it just me or does she have the most unattractive set of legs you"ve ever seen? And did she ever used to be cute? I can"t remember anymore. Maybe because she hasn"t made a decent movie in, like, a long ass time. By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Tom & Isabella in Paris As much as the f&cker freaks me out, I cannot say - at least from a purely observational point of view - that he"s lacking as a parent. Minus the Scientology doctrination of course. In terms of support and encouragement, I don"t think anyone By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince buy in Illinois? An underground rumour has just reached my smutty ears. It"s a rumour circulating among real estate circles in Illinois. Who knew they were such gossipmongers??? As I mentioned - it"s a RUMOUR, not confirmed, all speculation blah blah blah for the benefit of lawsuits…but I By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie giggles Bits and pieces of Angelina Jolie"s interview with Ann Curry for Dateline have been released to the public and the most interesting part of all this is that when asked about her relationship, Mrs Pitt actually GIGGLES. Yes, gossips. Only a dose of the Brad could inspire such By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Domestica: Part 1 Angelina and Brad were enjoying breakfast on the balcony in one of the many rooms they had reserved for themselves at the Namibian resort. But while the blazing African sun was already scorching the landscape, the couple kept themselves cool by passing icecubes to each other mouth to mouth, hungrily By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Eva Mendez and her man? Well, well. Looks like she went back to the long suffering boyfriend. I wonder if Joaq"s raunchy smoke breath and Elvis gut drove her away. Or maybe he just couldn"t deal with an actress type because he"s really just biding his time, waiting for By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon An open letter to Reese Witherspoon Dear Reese, You won your Oscar. Now you would you please take the pickle out of your style hole and stop dressing for the nursing home??? This is killing us. And judging by the way your husband keeps working out like a maniac, you"re probably killing him too. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hello Family Pitt Not exactly candids but these are too frickin" cute - Brad, Madd, Angie, and Z on the beach in Namibia for Hello magazine. As you would expect, the article focuses mainly on humanitarian work but who needs to read when you can feast your eyes on the new Hollywood By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Charlie & Denise: emails and voicemails Now that everyone knows Denise is screwing Richie Sambora, many people believe that she was actually the culprit behind the "provocative" emails that prompted Heather to walk out on Richie in the first place. I have no information on this. But Janice Min and her clever staff at By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Jude Law and a question about armpit hair So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham Posh & Becks shop and dine Something weird is going on with his eyebrows. Overpluckage, perhaps? And still, for me, Becks is like steamed chicken feet at dimsum. Even when it"s just OK, it"s still loin-rockin" hot. Besides, the way those hard and horny thighs are bulging through his jeans - By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: baby drama, Vegas drama According to Us Weekly, she is slamdunk pregnant. Apparently she also burst into tears when she found out. Funny thing is, a month ago, in the face of loud baby rumours from every other tabloid, the Us folk insisted she wasn"t. Now however, they claim 100% verification, even By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie & Ann in Africa Angelina Jolie loves Ann Curry. She spoke to her prior to the release of Mr & Mrs Smith last year at the height of the triangle scandal and she"s now invited Ann over to Namibia to talk about her humanitarian work and her children - current and coming By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
