The Daily Ugly: SJP It must be a week for seconds. And this makes it twice in 6 months. Not so sweet for a so called fashion icon, wouldn"t you say??? So here"s the thing: If you have a face like this and that face happens to be struggling with By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Hmmmm…turned into a longer one than I thought. Fresh smut Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Hoff: Ricky Martin Sing it sister!!! The Hoff would be proud, non? In fact let"s put the Hoff and the Ricky side by side. There"s great cheesy Hoff potential, y"all. From the crotch grabbing, to the scarf worn indoors, to the sensual side rubdown - it" By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Nostalgia: Luke Perry Why is it taking so long for the 90210 DVDs to come out??? Who cares about the first season? I want the summer in Paris season - the best season ever! Do you remember Dylan and Kelly in the pool? At the beach? And that song??? Damn - I wish By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Richie: PDA nation Biggest news in gossip today. On the heels of her serious abuse and pervy porn allegations against Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards has been spotted on a romantic date with none other than Richie Sambora. The same Richie Sambora who is in the middle of divorce proceedings with Heather Locklear. The By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Keri Russell Tom in Rome Little Sci"s father made a big production today about how he flew in to Rome just for the premiere and planned to fly home immediately to rejoin his woman and his child. All superlatives apply here. Baby is magnificent, changing diapers is fan-rockin"-tastic, the birth was By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh shops for baubles Don’t bother. I know she"s barely breathing. I might be a biased bitch but I"m not a blind biased bitch. But as I"ve said before, I choose to ignore her starving and plastic compulsions. Because you know what? The woman is married to By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen in Paris Not that Carmen Electra is newsworthy even on the slowest of newsdays but she seems to be everywhere of late, promoting the latest installment of the Scary Movie franchise. Seeing her brings up a very important question: boob jobs and nipples - something I spend an inordinate amount of time By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Heche The Daily Ugly Sweet goddess. Have you seen anything low classier than those shoes? Because unless you"re lookin" for a john on Hollywood boulevard, footwear like this is absolutely unacceptable. As are the soap opera bangs. Although I"m not sure Anne Heche could even get a job on By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Britney & Kevin: tears in Vegas…again So here"s Kfed at his CD listening party at Pure on Friday night sans cashcow bankroller, otherwise known as his wife. Britney was originally scheduled to attend which is why those poor people made it out to the event in the first place. As you can see from By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie: is she pregnant? I don"t know where this originated but many of you emailed me last week saying you heard on the radio that Fergie is pregnant with Josh"s kid. I have no definitive information on whether or not he managed to keep from puking long enough to fertilise By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Cindy Crawford in Vegas You know the secret to looking good in your 40s? It"s eating! Take a look at a luscious Cindy Crawford in Vegas this weekend at the opening of her husband"s new hotspot. Love the legs, love the shoes, love the skin, Love.It.All. For all By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Karl & Lindsay: death face and dirty face in NYC Who needs food when you have fashion? Why eat when you can starve? You want to know the membership requirements for Club Fabulous? Well, needless to say, it"s ok to be filthy so long as you"re skinny. Looking old is apparently much better than looking healthy. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: a New York update Couple of quick details to get you caught up on how Nic is faring now that Little Sci has landed. Kidman and Urban have been spending a lot of time in New York, much to the rumoured consternation and chagrin of his management team and his fans. According to my By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Avril"s August wedding Totally forgot to write about this last week. So sorry. This, my friends, is a super exclusive. And if you saw me last Monday on eTalk, you are likely already aware that invitations for Avril and Deryck"s wedding were sent out about 2 weeks ago for a ceremony By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from People.com to eonline.com to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
