Reese Witherspoon Most Ill-Fitting: Reese Witherspoon Enough. We get it, Reese. You ain"t a ho. You"re not Paris, you"re not cheap, and you"re certainly not skanky. But please…for the love of Valentino…would it kill you to wear something just a tad more exciting? And while we& By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Worst Colour, Best Hair: Marcia Cross It"s not that I object to the colour of her dress overall. I"m just saying it"s a little tiresome to see this girl walk the carpet in every shade of the rainbow at each subsequent awards show. Last time it was orange, before that By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Most Improved: Patricia Arquette I can"t believe it. I cannot believe Patricia Arquette finally pulled it together. Her dress was lovely. It was not made out of old curtains. And there were no shoulder pads. I"d say that"s a bonafide, slam dunk success…wouldn"t you??? By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Worst Hair: Charlize Theron A ponytail weave, as a general rule, isn"t a great idea. Especially not if you"re Charlize Theron - Hollywood glamazon and alleged style icon. Whoever talked her into doing this should be sent back to the trailerpark. Because a kung fu, Mortal Kombat updo has no By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Best Canadian: Sandra Oh She did my country proud tonight. Not only for her win but also for that dress. It was perfection. And while your emails keep pouring in about the comment in her acceptance speech directed at "Asian Americans", I"m going to give her the benefit of the By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Most Endearing Couple: Heath & Michelle As you know, I"m a cynical bitch when it comes to Hollywood love. But even I have to say that I am actually quite moved by the obvious (and perhaps purposely exaggerated but I don"t care) affection these two have for each other. Especially on her By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Ugly: John Stamos First - let me just say that I ADORE Uncle Jesse. I think he"s handsome and he looks like a nice guy and he"s just b-list enough to be a very good candidate for Jennifer Aniston, as soon as Vince Vaughn wakes up and retrieves his By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Tommy Lee The SAG Awards To tell you the truth, I wasn"t all that interested which is why I didn’t spend a lot of time photo hunting beyond Getty. Mostly because I was too busy celebrating Chinese New Year but also because I"m obsessed with my new book, Prep by By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Patrick Dempsey Bitchiest wife: Mrs. Dempsey Every time I see this woman she looks like she"s got a piece of lumber shoved up her ass. She was bitchy at the Globes, she scowled when Sandra Oh won the award, and she had the same expression on her face on the carpet at the SAGs. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Matthew Fox Most Desperate Couple: Eva & Tony How friggin" obvious was this? Last week everyone was questioning her hook up with Jamie Foxx. So this week she dresses her man up in matching lilac and parades him up and down the carpet flaunting their "solid" relationship. Uh huh. Still photographs don"t capture By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Justin Timberlake: The Diaz Effect Today is a day for cleansing and so while I am ashamed to tell you the following, I feel compelled to do so. It is important to begin the new year with a clear smutty conscience. Once upon a time, my loins might have desired Justin Timberlake. Not for long, By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Tommy Lee Jakey gets with the program Only 2 days until the Academy announces the nominees and what does that mean? Everyone is on their best behaviour, especially this weekend as two prestigious Oscar prognosticators went down in Hollywood. The Directors Guild event last night and the Screen Actors" Guild (SAG) Awards tonight. Jakey showed up By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Kathleen Turner"s bad pose I will always remember Kathleen Turner in Romancing the Stone. I was 11, she was fabulously sexy, with a voice like sandpaper that made me want to smoke cigarettes and captivate men with cowboy hats and tight pants. My dad took me to see it and as we left the By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise On the Barrymore Bandwagon I am all over Drew Barrymore right now. Loved her recent article in Vogue, loved the way she brilliantly addressed the droopy booby fiasco on Saturday Night Live, and I love how fresh and pretty and juicy she looks (at the premiere of Curious George via Hollywood Rag)after months By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Hayden & Sienna As you can see from these Just Jared photos taken over the last few days, it would appear that the on-set romance between Hayden and Sienna is still going strong. She is wearing his sweater, she is staying with him at his hotel, and she is totally, totally in lust. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2006 07:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley From Erin B: La Liz has thick skin? Is Elizabeth Hurley our desperate , past her prime gal who’s trying some risky pick ups at parties? Dear Erin, Although I wouldn"t put this kind of move past Liz if she was single, she"s actually been tied up for the last couple of years with By Lainey • Jan 26, 2006 07:00 am
