Royals Will and Kate name a boat Prince William and Catherine named a boat after Sir David Attenborough today even though the public voted overwhelmingly in favour to name it Boaty McBoatface. This is funny, I know, in a something-that-makes-you-chuckle-while-you’re-scrolling-through-Twitter way but sometimes jokes last too long, By Lainey • Sep 26, 2019 01:38 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Irishman …video game? A couple months ago we got a teaser for Martin Scorsese’s mob passion project, The Irishman. This is the movie with extensive digital de-aging of its stars, and at the time I said, “They still have a few months to get it all fixed up”. Well, The Irishman By Sarah • Sep 26, 2019 01:14 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jason Bateman in the conservatory with the candelabra with Ryan Reynolds Straight off his surprise win for Outstanding Directing in a Drama Series at the Emmys, Jason Bateman is in talks to direct his first feature film, a remake of the board game movie Clue. Bateman is also up for a role in the film, which would put him up against By Sarah • Sep 26, 2019 12:18 pm
Royals Princess Beatrice is engaged Princess Beatrice is engaged to Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi. They’re been dating eleven months. Edoardo is being described as a “property tycoon”. That’s how the British media are referring to him. Question for “property tycoons” – are you mad at the “property tycoons” who came before you, because I feel By Lainey • Sep 26, 2019 10:41 am
Shout-Outs September 26, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Can you imagine watching Mean Girls in the same theatre as Rachel McAdams aka Regina George? Read on! Huntington’s is a neurodegenerative disease often described as Alzheimer’s plus Parkinson’s plus ALS. It’s a f-cking asshole. But it is genetically identifiable and the FDA is currently By Lainey • Sep 26, 2019 09:46 am
Will Smith Intro for September 26, 2019 Dear Gossips, Yesterday was Will Smith’s birthday. He spent it in Budapest, Jada was there, and also DJ Jazzy Jeff. It looked like it was a huge party while promoting his new movie, Gemini Man. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Will Smith (@willsmith) on Sep By Lainey • Sep 26, 2019 09:27 am
What Else What Else? I always wondered, not that energetically, about Miranda Kerr showing up at Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop summits, and what her connection is. Turns out, she can out-goop goop. Miranda’s wellness involves trying to detect and eliminate EMF. She and Evan Spiegel try to reduce all digital sh-t By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 04:39 pm
Name Nerd Duana Names: His Majesty’s Moniker Hi Duana, LOVE your advice and hoping you can help us here... My husband and I are expecting our first child, a boy, due this fall, and landed on a name we both adored from about Week 6 of pregnancy-- ARCHIE. Not Archer or Archibald, but Archie. Fast forward to By Duana • Sep 25, 2019 04:32 pm
Weddings Zoe and Karl: newlyweds at the fashion show I want to shout my excitement over seeing Zoe Kravitz and Karl Glusman, JUST MARRIED, at the Saint Laurent show last night in Paris. Paris, where they were married. In July, same day as Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. At Lenny Kravitz’s mansion. All we saw of Zoe and By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 03:33 pm
TV Updates Bill Hader is asked the Gillis Question I have to be honest, I am baffled that we are discussing Shane Gillis’s firing from SNL as if it is some kind of moral or free speech issue. 1) Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences, no one is arresting Gillis for what he said but By Sarah • Sep 25, 2019 03:09 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, September 25, 2019 Ring the alarm! Liam Gallagher did 73 Questions with Vogue. The interviewer seems kind of nervous and I don’t blame him, but Liam is relatively amenable (compared to other interviews). Obviously these questions are pre-planned and usually the pace is rapid fire, but Liam seems to totally be By Maria • Sep 25, 2019 01:21 pm
George Clooney George and Brie make coffee George Clooney had a relatively quiet summer after promoting Catch-22. Of course he and Amal spent the summer in Lake Como and they entertained their high profile friends, including Barack and Michelle Obama, but for the most part, he was off-radar. During that time their twins celebrated their By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 01:02 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Charlize Theron: great hair, great pants, trailer coming? Charlize Theron, who did not date Brad Pitt, has been in New York this week doing some press. She was at Good Morning America yesterday and was seen last night out for dinner. GMA hasn’t yet aired the interview so, presumably, they’re banking it, which is why most By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 11:26 am
Douchebags Ashton Kutcher: Demi Moore and data mining I’ve been banging on about Demi Moore’s new book for months and it’s pub week for her – she is obviously very excited, as are her many, many friends (including Bruce Willis) who showed up to the party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted. Not to mention the long list of By Maria • Sep 25, 2019 10:46 am
Faux Gossip Brad Pitt is “in love again”? Brad Pitt’s Ad Astra opened with just over $19 million at the box office this past weekend. Not terrible but not exactly lighting sh-t up. At the premiere last week, you’ll recall, he was seen leaving the after-party with Sat Hari Khalsa; he and Sat were By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 10:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Archie’s first tour appearance Wednesday, September 25, 2019, Day 3 of the Sussex tour in South Africa: Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor makes his first ever public appearance. It’s history! In 15 years or so, if he’s allowed to be on whatever social media platforms exist at that time, he might do a By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 09:52 am
